2024 Stage Predictions

[Acid_Haze]

2 hours ago, maelzoid said:

Tasty... Although I'd hope they don't put synth-pop pioneers Depeche Mode up against synth-pop pioneers Kraftwerk...

up against synth-pop pioneers Pendulum 🤣

[Monty Pythagoras]

On 7/3/2023 at 8:58 AM, Rose-Colored Boy said:

Sam Smith subbing Madonna sounds right 

Saw Sam Smith at Mad Cool and they were actually great. Check their setlist.

I don't think the festival would let them headline in case they were to do anything too shocking on stage but honestly I had a great time watching them and would go back to see them again if they were on the farm.

[northernangel]

Going to go for Biffy Clyro, Pulp and Olivia Rodrigo to sub. The Prodigy, The Chemical Brothers and Doja Cat to headline Other. Spice Girls to play 3rd down with a set length of 1hr 15 special guest after the Legend with Aerosmith doing likewise the day before.

[CaledonianGonzo]

6 hours ago, Monty Pythagoras said:

Saw Sam Smith at Mad Cool and they were actually great. Check their setlist.

I don't think the festival would let them headline in case they were to do anything too shocking on stage but honestly I had a great time watching them and would go back to see them again if they were on the farm.

They're not Pyramid Headliners at the moment for a number of reasons, but I'm surprised that the Bump Up Boys aren't constantly bringing up their name during their ongoing demands for risky bookings.

[Monty Pythagoras]

On 7/17/2023 at 8:25 AM, CaledonianGonzo said:

They're not Pyramid Headliners at the moment for a number of reasons, but I'm surprised that the Bump Up Boys aren't constantly bringing up their name during their ongoing demands for risky bookings.

Yeah I agree they're probably not big enough to headline the Pyramid. Other stage headliner or Pyramid sub-sub level definitely though.

[Gashead86]

On 6/30/2023 at 12:43 PM, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Cmon

Fri
Py: Foo Fighters, Paramore, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, Declan McKenna
OS: J Hus, Charli XCX, Bombay Bicycle Club
WH: FKA Twigs, Pa Salieu
Wo: PJ Harvey, Belle + Sebastian
Pa: Robyn, Overmono

Sat
Py: Madonna, Jorja Smith, Aerosmith, Michael Kiwanuka, Glass Animals
OS: The National, MGMT, Anne-Marie
WH: Run the Jewels, Patti Smith
Wo: James Blake, Sampha
Pa: The Smile, Black Midi

Sun
Py: Dua Lipa, Skepta, Biffy Clyro, Duran Duran, Jessie Ware
OS: Portishead, Wet Leg, Alabama Shakes
WH: Justice, Floating Points
Wo: Idles, Nothing But Thieves
Pa: King Krule, Joan Armatrading

 

Doesn't feel desperately unrealistic.. I would be delighted personally if that was close to the real thing. Would be the first Glasto I would not watch a pyramid headliner.

[Stokesy10]

2 hours ago, Gashead86 said:

 

Doesn't feel desperately unrealistic.. I would be delighted personally if that was close to the real thing. Would be the first Glasto I would not watch a pyramid headliner.

Was just thinking the same. I'd possibly see Madonna at a push but RTJ on WH would probably pull me away.

[FuzzyDunlop]

New Chemical Brothers album in September.

So they'll be on the other stage

[Skip997]

Just now, FuzzyDunlop said:

New Chemical Brothers album in September.

So they'll be on the other stage

Hopefully

[Gashead86]

4 minutes ago, FuzzyDunlop said:

New Chemical Brothers album in September.

So they'll be on the other stage

 

Why are they never talked about as a headliner these days? 

Saw them at a festival in Bristol last summer and they were phenomenal! 
The show they put on would be right at home on Pyramid IMO. 

 

[Skip997]

Just now, Gashead86 said:

 

Why are they never talked about as a headliner these days? 

Saw them at a festival in Bristol last summer and they were phenomenal! 
The show they put on would be right at home on Pyramid IMO. 

 

They've been offered Pyramid headliner spot and turned it down in preference for the Other Stage.

They prefer the vista.

[FuzzyDunlop]

I have seen them 9 times. (Number 10 coming this November) 3 of the times Ive seen them are on the Other stage. 

You can already pencil them in for the Saturday night. To me they are not  headliner, but they'll still get a big crowd on the other. Esp if its not a major booking on the Pyramid.

If Im lucky enough to get a ticket for 2024, I would probably be elsewhere just due to seeing them so many times.

[Euphoricape]

21 minutes ago, FuzzyDunlop said:

I have seen them 9 times. (Number 10 coming this November) 3 of the times Ive seen them are on the Other stage. 

You can already pencil them in for the Saturday night. To me they are not  headliner, but they'll still get a big crowd on the other. Esp if its not a major booking on the Pyramid.

If Im lucky enough to get a ticket for 2024, I would probably be elsewhere just due to seeing them so many times.

Would we see Chemical brothers and The Prodigy both headlining the Other Stage though? I love both, but know which I would prefer to see..

Edited July 19, 2023 by Euphoricape

[Jacksamthompson]

On 6/30/2023 at 3:04 PM, JayDiesel said:

Tyler, the Creator has released an album every two years since 2011. If he brings out something this year (Estate Sale excluded), he could be likely to tour again in 2024.

I'd absolutely love to see him on the farm, though can't imagine he'd be a headliner. Other headliner maybe? Seems far too big for anything else other than Pyramid sub, but I can hope

i think he would be an ace other headliner. Big enough and provides a great alt to pyramid 

[Suprefan]

16 minutes ago, Jacksamthompson said:

i think he would be an ace other headliner. Big enough and provides a great alt to pyramid 

No, its time for Fred Again to do it.

[gfa]

On 7/19/2023 at 3:52 PM, Suprefan said:

No, its time for Fred Again to do it.

just played mate

[stanh]

Probably gonna be way off (as per usual) with the placings, acts chosen, and stages in which they're put on, but nevertheless given my first shot at a mockup/wish-list for next summer on the farm, just for a bit of fun.

 

 

Fri-

El Pointo: Dua Lipa / The National / Aerosmith / Jessie Ware / Declan McKenna

Other: Bon Iver / Charli XCX / Bastille / Arlo Parks / Ice Spice / Suede

WH: Justice / Labrinth / Lankum / Oxlade / Kae Tempest

Woodsies: IDLES / Lizzy McAlpine / Nova Twins / Alfie Templeman / Lancey Foux

Park: PJ Harvey / Angel Olsen / 100 Gecs / Hot Milk / The GOA Express

Sat-

El Pointo: Coldplay / Doja Cat / Kasabian / The Streets / Anne-Marie

Other: The Prodigy / Wet Leg / Bombay Bicycle Club / King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard / MUNA

WH: FKA Twigs / Overmono / Confidence Man / Griff / Everything Everything

Woodsies: AJ Tracey / Nothing But Thieves / The Lathums / WILLOW / Coach Party

Park: KAYTRANADA / Denzel Curry / Bleachers / Jules Paymer / Halina Rice

Sun-

El Pointo: Depeche Mode / Pulp / Jorja Smith / Spice Girls / CMAT

Other: J Hus / Two Door Cinema Club / Fontaines D.C / Mabel / Mae Muller

WH: Jungle  / Patti Smith / Sofi Tukker / Koffee / YONAKA

Woodsies: Robyn / PVRIS / Fireboy DML / Sea Girls / K-Trap

Park: King Krule / Floating Points / Knucks / Snail Mail / Picture Parlour

[Hugh Jass II]

National into Bon Ivor for all the sad dads out there.

[The Nal]

Mid afternoon Pyramid

 

  

34 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

National into Bon Ivor for all the sad dads out there.

Loads of jabronis with "day bags". 

Edited July 27, 2023 by The Nal

[Acid_Haze]

I plan on doing one of these towards the end of every month leading up to Glastonbury next year based off whatever info we have (which is basically nothing right now).

Friday:

PY: Foo Fighters, The 1975, Pixies, Mahalia, Alanis Morrisette, The Last Dinner Party

OT: Odesza, Kali Uchis, Nothing but Thieves, The Darkness

WH: Arlo Parks, Little Dragon, Overmono

WO: Modest Mouse, Tove Lo

PA: Floating Points, King Krule

Saturday:

PY: Dua Lipa, Janelle Monáe, Aerosmith, stephen sanchez, Tom Odell, The Mary Wallopers

OT: Kasabian, Niall Horan, Inhaler, Half Moon Run

WH: Public Enemy, Death Grips, Easy Life

WO: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Squid

PA: PJ Harvey, Gang of Four

Sunday:

PY: Madonna, Sting, Kesha, Shania Twain, The Waterboys, Matt Corby

OT: Little Simz, The Streets, Holly Humberstone, Amyl & The Sniffers

WH: Jamie XX, Freya Ridings, Lil Yachty

WO: Ellie Goulding, Hard-Fi

PA: Cat Burns, 100 gecs

Probably way off right now but should get more accurate hopefully as we get closer...

[The Nal]

3 minutes ago, Acid_Haze said:

I plan on doing one of these towards the end of every month leading up to Glastonbury next year based off whatever info we have (which is basically nothing right now).

 

Probably way off right now but should get more accurate hopefully as we get closer...

Just wait until they announce it. It'll be 100% accurate then.

[Acid_Haze]

12 minutes ago, The Nal said:

Just wait until they announce it. It'll be 100% accurate then.

C'mon now that's no fun

[CaledonianGonzo]

Neither would the Foo Fighters showing up in pole position quite so soon.

[Drinky]

1 hour ago, The Nal said:

Mid afternoon Pyramid

 

  

Furiously underlining mid

(I reckon they might be in line for IOW or BST rather than G)

[sisco]

49 minutes ago, Drinky said:

Furiously underlining mid

(I reckon they might be in line for IOW or BST rather than G)

No chance they do the o2 and then BST

100% see IOW