Headliners 2023

[WMWMOfficial]

HONESTLY, if Madonna was there I wouldn't PERSONALLY be interested only for a few reasons but it'd be incredibly understandable for her to do either Legends OR Headline, nothing less of course, and a very obvious booking due to the lack of women being predicted for headlining this year so far 🙂

[JoeyT]

A year ago today I go the Macca & Kenny Info.

A year ago tomorrow was when I posted it:

Fingers crossed for some movement soon.

[gfa]

Just now, JoeyT said:

A year ago today I go the Macca & Kenny Info.

A year ago tomorrow was when I posted it:

Fingers crossed for some movement soon.

So what are you giving us today then 😉 

[JoeyT]

3 minutes ago, gfa said:

So what are you giving us today then 😉 

Well, I really didn't want it to be Kendrick as I was firmly Team Swift so given that you could probably put your money on GnR headlining given I'm firmly Team anyone but them this time around!

Edited January 17, 2023 by JoeyT

[Hugh Jass II]

7 minutes ago, Skip997 said:

Did they think they were at Wimbledon?

And some people on here wonder why I moan about these types

We wonder why you moan about everything.

[Skip997]

Just now, Hugh Jass II said:

We wonder why you moan about everything.

Why do you care?

[Havors]

34 minutes ago, incident said:

I think we might have a new record for "most intolerable tour announcement".

I'd rather watch GnR 😄 

[Radiochicken]

36 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

ALL the hits, it says here, once you get past arselicking and various other shenanigans. 

 

 

30 seconds in, how you licking assholes then

[Hugh Jass II]

1 minute ago, Skip997 said:

Why do you care?

Because your incessant negativity kills the vibe around here, you suck the joy out of everything. You complain about literally everything, especially the headliners which you claim to not even be interested in. It's so fucking tiresome.

You know exactly what you are doing too, which is why I used that naughty word yesterday that I stand by.

[Hugh Jass II]

O2 Priority for Madge at 10.30 tomorrow for those interested and/or rich.

[Scrump]

18 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

why I used that naughty word yesterday that I stand by.

Rain?!

[Hugh Jass II]

8 minutes ago, Scrump said:

Rain?!

It was four letters.

[BenG92]

10 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

It was four letters.

 

[tarw]

44 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

We wonder why you moan about everything.

Royal “we” or are you speaking for everyone?

[4AssedMonkey]

Am I the only one in camp "Madonna can get to fuck" then?

Her only talent is self promotion.  Huge celebrity - yes.  Decent singer? - not a fucking chance in Hell.  Some great songs in the back catalogue - especially early stuff - but she murders every single one live.  And that's if she's not just miming whilst doing an overly complicated but yet still shit choreographed routine with about 50 other dancers OR fucking with the arrangement so much it's unrecognisable.

I personally wouldn't give her the steam off my piss, let alone ££££'s for a ticket to witness that bollocks.

[Hugh Jass II]

3 minutes ago, tarw said:

Royal “we” or are you speaking for everyone?

Little bit of both.

[The Nal]

Doubt she'll do a load of winter indoor arena tours and then an outdoor stadium sized show 6 months later at Glasto.

Shes not playing.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

[incident]

14 minutes ago, 4AssedMonkey said:

Am I the only one in camp "Madonna can get to fuck" then?

Her only talent is self promotion.  Huge celebrity - yes.  Decent singer? - not a fucking chance in Hell.  Some great songs in the back catalogue - especially early stuff - but she murders every single one live.  And that's if she's not just miming whilst doing an overly complicated but yet still shit choreographed routine with about 50 other dancers OR fucking with the arrangement so much it's unrecognisable.

I'm very much on the side of "it depends".

All of the stuff you say is correct, and is exactly why I'd normally have no interest whatsoever. But if it genuinely is a greatest hits tour, and with recognisable arrangements, I can see it being decent regardless of her vocal issues. That's especially true somewhere like Glastonbury - the crowd will cover for the deficiencies to a large extent.

[Hugh Jass II]

7 minutes ago, incident said:

I'm very much on the side of "it depends".

All of the stuff you say is correct, and is exactly why I'd normally have no interest whatsoever. But if it genuinely is a greatest hits tour, and with recognisable arrangements, I can see it being decent regardless of her vocal issues. That's especially true somewhere like Glastonbury - the crowd will cover for the deficiencies to a large extent.

Same, probably wouldn't pay the daft prices she'll be asking but would definitely watch at Glastonbury.

[aidenlangan95]

Madonna prices in Spain:

[BenG92]

12 minutes ago, aidenlangan95 said:

Madonna prices in Spain:

Wonder which country you have to stand in with those £40 tickets. 

[The Nal]

6 minutes ago, BenG92 said:

Wonder which country you have to stand in with those £40 tickets. 

Theyll be seats at the back but about 10 seats at that price available. 

[Avalon_Fields]

Not the slightest interested in seeing Madonna, and relieved a Glastonbury appearance looks unlikely.

It prompts me to return to her Ray of Light album (maybe Music too) which I loved at the time, but that’ll do me.

[dreams_burn_down]

54 minutes ago, incident said:

I'm very much on the side of "it depends".

All of the stuff you say is correct, and is exactly why I'd normally have no interest whatsoever. But if it genuinely is a greatest hits tour, and with recognisable arrangements, I can see it being decent regardless of her vocal issues. That's especially true somewhere like Glastonbury - the crowd will cover for the deficiencies to a large extent.

Probably a case of high ceiling, low floor. She clearly has the catalog to pull out a headline set for the ages, but I can easily see it being a bit of a disaster.

If she does festivals I reckon she might choose BST Hyde Park over Glasto.