Headliners 2023

[Harmonic Prospector]

31 minutes ago, sisco said:

But not actually the worst trip is it.  Harry subbed by Lizzo who he loves.  I’m not ruling it out 

His journey from Belgium to the Farm would be less mileage than if he was playing Glasgow the night before. But for some reason, getting across a small stretch of water to do the gig, means it's impossible in some people's eyes. However the same people wouldn't bat an eyelid, and would probably be saying he is nailed on, if he was due to be playing in Glasgow the night before. 

[4AssedMonkey]

I know odds shorten on money bet, and that more money bet is an indicator of information or likelihood, BUT, that list has 2 acts categorically ruled out, 2 very unlikely due to conflicting dates and a couple not even active. Think a huge pinch of salt is required here.

[Matt42]

He will be in the UK the days before the Belgium date, he can easily leave staging in the UK/ send it to Glastonbury.

Belgium is extremely close. He could leave the morning of Glastonbury and get in fine. Takes less than 2 hours.

I just think it’s not that unrealistic he would be looped in with those dates.

 

[MEGABOWL]

Would love Reg but got a bad feeling about that. It’s not Styles because of the tour dates. Gonna put some cash on Lizzo.

[Matt42]

2 minutes ago, MEGABOWL said:

Would love Reg but got a bad feeling about that. It’s not Styles because of the tour dates. Gonna put some cash on Lizzo.

Lizzo absolutely won’t headline glastonbury. Really looking in the wrong direction there.

Her latest album flopped really bad. Didn’t make an impact really at all.

If she plays she will take a prominent place on the lineup, but headliner? Nope

Edited November 17, 2022 by Matt42

[clarkete]

1 hour ago, 4AssedMonkey said:

I know odds shorten on money bet, and that more money bet is an indicator of information or likelihood, BUT, that list has 2 acts categorically ruled out, 2 very unlikely due to conflicting dates and a couple not even active. Think a huge pinch of salt is required here.

Aye, a bit circular isn't it? Discussion here and elsewhere feeds the odds, which get fed back into the discussion and so it continues. 

Please oh mighty farm, feed us some news... 

[Superscally]

10 hours ago, p.pete said:

Somewhere towards the front by any chance?  I would have loved to have been there, but not at the festival at all sadly, so can't say how I'd have managed with the setlist.  I loved Radiohead last time they played, I was fairly central and forward so everyone around me was staying put and loving it, but I fully accept that further back I think the general reception was 'meh'.

Nope. Second repeater back. 

[addicted2noise]

9 minutes ago, clarkete said:

Discussion here and elsewhere feeds the odds

I've heard there's absolutely no chance of the Arctic Monkeys headlining, from a 100% legit source.

[Superscally]

1 hour ago, Harmonic Prospector said:

His journey from Belgium to the Farm would be less mileage than if he was playing Glasgow the night before. But for some reason, getting across a small stretch of water to do the gig, means it's impossible in some people's eyes. However the same people wouldn't bat an eyelid, and would probably be saying he is nailed on, if he was due to be playing in Glasgow the night before. 

No. Two nights before perhaps. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

12 minutes ago, addicted2noise said:

I've heard there's absolutely no chance of the Arctic Monkeys headlining, from a 100% legit source.

 

[sisco]

21 minutes ago, addicted2noise said:

I've heard there's absolutely no chance of the Arctic Monkeys headlining, from a 100% legit source.

As legit as the AM source who gets all their info correct…

[Skip997]

20 minutes ago, addicted2noise said:

I've heard there's absolutely no chance of the Arctic Monkeys headlining, from a 100% legit source.

Absolutely fine by me , lets have : Eminem, Rhianna and I'll throw in Elton John for the blanket posse

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Skip997 said:

Absolutely fine by me , lets have : Eminem, Rhianna and I'll throw in Elton John for the blanket posse

But you won’t be at pyramid ? 

[clarkete]

25 minutes ago, addicted2noise said:

I've heard there's absolutely no chance of the Arctic Monkeys headlining, from a 100% legit source.

Ooh intriguing. 

 

[Skip997]

1 minute ago, Crazyfool01 said:

But you won’t be at pyramid ? 

It'd take a lot to keep me way from Eminem, not so much Rhianna but I'd be there if there was nothing else I to grab my attention.

[MEGABOWL]

2 hours ago, Matt42 said:

Lizzo absolutely won’t headline glastonbury. Really looking in the wrong direction there.

Her latest album flopped really bad. Didn’t make an impact really at all.

If she plays she will take a prominent place on the lineup, but headliner? Nope

Really don’t think I am. I had her down as a sub but after the meltdown I witnessed in 2019 I can see her getting the big call to balance out an AM/GNR trio. I’m no totally convinced but convinced enough to put a tenner on at 33/1

[Harmonic Prospector]

33 minutes ago, addicted2noise said:

I've heard there's absolutely no chance of the Arctic Monkeys headlining, from a 100% legit source.

They've been bumped for The 1975?

[Matt42]

4 minutes ago, MEGABOWL said:

Really don’t think I am. I had her down as a sub but after the meltdown I witnessed in 2019 I can see her getting the big call to balance out an AM/GNR trio. I’m no totally convinced but convinced enough to put a tenner on at 33/1

She’s never had a 1 album and she’s only had 1 album chart in the UK top 10.

She’s absolutely not a Glastonbury headliner, especially after this era.

But of course I won’t discourage you from wasting some money if you want to do it.

[Leyrulion]

I wonder if the farm ever leak really specific info and see which "sources" end up getting leaked.

[CJB]

59 minutes ago, addicted2noise said:

I've heard there's absolutely no chance of the Arctic Monkeys headlining, from a 100% legit source.

Other people have said they’ve heard from a 100% legit source that they are definitely nailed on though

[balti-pie]

I’d like a SuperBowl style Eminem, Dre, Ice Cube kind of huge hip hop headline collab for the Saturday night at the pyramid. Well, if it was up to me it’d be at west holts or the JP so I can get front and centre, but still: that’s what I want! 

[TGCarr]

AM are bum juices 

[Jose Pose]

1 hour ago, MEGABOWL said:

Really don’t think I am. I had her down as a sub but after the meltdown I witnessed in 2019 I can see her getting the big call to balance out an AM/GNR trio. I’m no totally convinced but convinced enough to put a tenner on at 33/1

May as well burn the money, probably a cheaper way to keep warm these days as well.

[Guest]

I’ve had info that the headliners are Frank Ocean, Kate Bush and Daft Punk

[addicted2noise]

2 hours ago, sisco said:

As legit as the AM source who gets all their info correct…

Sorry was trying to make a joke about having info in order to get their odds lengthened but guess I fluffed it. I assumed they're near enough nailed on at this point.