Adam Bloodworth Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 Hiya, I'm a journalist writing a funny/joyous piece about the worst/best festival f*ck up stories. Do you have an amazing story? I want to hear from you! Has your tent blown away with all your stuff in? Did you wake up in a dance test with the music still playing? Puke on a punter? Get in touch in DMs, below my message on here or on my email, Adam.t.bloodworth {at] gmail dot com Today would be ideal as we're pulling this together early this week. Thanks, Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slugworth Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 I watched Jake Bugg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 22 minutes ago, Adam Bloodworth said: Hiya, I'm a journalist writing a funny/joyous piece about the worst/best festival f*ck up stories. Do you have an amazing story? I want to hear from you! Has your tent blown away with all your stuff in? Did you wake up in a dance test with the music still playing? Puke on a punter? Get in touch in DMs, below my message on here or on my email, Adam.t.bloodworth {at] gmail dot com Today would be ideal as we're pulling this together early this week. Thanks, Adam Hello Adam What publication is it for? I might not have any funny stories but I do have standards. Thanks 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 Will there be any payment or credit given for the content? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Tonne Baby Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 This has gone well... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 While we're at it... 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death By Sexy Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 I ate soup with a fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 I once went to the Acoustic Tent to watch Texas. But when I got there I found out that Texas had cancelled due to illness. Boy howdy, that was quite the snaffu. We laughed for weeks after that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutchmaster Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 I just had a PM saying they would put my name and picture on the article. Still no word on which publication though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Death By Sexy said: I ate soup with a fork. Are you Liam Gallagher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said: I just had a PM saying they would put my name and picture on the article. Still no word on which publication though... Razzle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said: I just had a PM saying they would put my name and picture on the article. Still no word on which publication though... Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, Gnomicide said: Joe. No…. I’m pretty sure it’s Adam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jump Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 (edited) I've seen Fucked Up at a festival before. Does that count? Edited August 24, 2021 by jump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred quimby Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 I have been well and truly fucked up at many festivals, not sure that is what they are after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 12 hours ago, Gnomicide said: While we're at it... 😬 Someone should send him a link to the shit thread... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyrulion Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 I didn't see "up" in the title and am now even more disappointed in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 (edited) B Edited August 25, 2021 by joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalifire Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 (edited) On 8/24/2021 at 6:18 PM, Adam Bloodworth said: Hiya, I'm a journalist writing a funny/joyous piece about the worst/best festival f*ck up stories. Do you have an amazing story? I want to hear from you! Has your tent blown away with all your stuff in? Did you wake up in a dance test with the music still playing? Puke on a punter? Get in touch in DMs, below my message on here or on my email, Adam.t.bloodworth {at] gmail dot com Today would be ideal as we're pulling this together early this week. Thanks, Adam Hiya, I’m a poster on eFestivals writing snarky/cynical/passive aggressive replies to new people who’re trying to help inform their new journalistic projects. Do you have an employer? I want to hear from you! Were you involved in Leveson? Did Piers encourage you to purchase a burner? Did Wootton promise you a leg up? Denigrate Liverpool? Get in touch right here so we know who we’re dealing with. Thanks, Kalifire Edited August 25, 2021 by kalifire 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfuhruhurr Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise silverflamed, and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again crunched like candy thunder. Oh, it was wonder of wonders. And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now, came the violin solo above all the other strings, and those strings were like a cage of silk round my bed. Then flute and oboe bored, like worms of like platinum, into the thick thick toffee gold and silver. I was in such bliss, my brothers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 3 hours ago, hfuhruhurr said: Oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise silverflamed, and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again crunched like candy thunder. Oh, it was wonder of wonders. And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now, came the violin solo above all the other strings, and those strings were like a cage of silk round my bed. Then flute and oboe bored, like worms of like platinum, into the thick thick toffee gold and silver. I was in such bliss, my brothers. Genius. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 4 hours ago, hfuhruhurr said: Oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise silverflamed, and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again crunched like candy thunder. Oh, it was wonder of wonders. And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now, came the violin solo above all the other strings, and those strings were like a cage of silk round my bed. Then flute and oboe bored, like worms of like platinum, into the thick thick toffee gold and silver. I was in such bliss, my brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueDaze Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 4 hours ago, hfuhruhurr said: Oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise silverflamed, and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again crunched like candy thunder. Oh, it was wonder of wonders. And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now, came the violin solo above all the other strings, and those strings were like a cage of silk round my bed. Then flute and oboe bored, like worms of like platinum, into the thick thick toffee gold and silver. I was in such bliss, my brothers. I enjoyed Lizzo on West Holts too...a quite lovely review. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmarks Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Clockwork orange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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