majormajormajor Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Anyone know of any brands of soft drink/water/etc brands that have large 2-3 litre bottles and have very wide mouths? I need it for... uh... drinking really fast. Yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payneruk Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 If it's for pissing in. Use a fabric conditioner bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wosman Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 You need Comfort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majormajormajor Posted April 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, payneruk said: If it's for pissing in. Use a fabric conditioner bottle. Exactly the sort of thinking I needed, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Telephone Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 And 2-3 litres? Jesus, that's a big piss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatyeti24 Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 nobody likes a braggart, Mr Jeremy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simian_mobile_mushrooms Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Someone else suggested a Powerade bottle in another thread, but they don't come with much... capacity... for... drinking... alot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spindles Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 2-3 litres? In my experience the bladder holds about a pint to 750ml when full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crocodiles Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 24 minutes ago, Spindles said: 2-3 litres? In my experience the bladder holds about a pint to 750ml when full. A pint if only I'd get a bottle that holds more if u don't want to be swapping half way through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, crocodiles said: A pint if only I'd get a bottle that holds more if u don't want to be swapping half way through and if you need to go more than once !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crocodiles Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 At my age unfortunately I have to go far to many times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuna Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Don't rinse out your fabric conditioner at home once it's finished either. Lovely complement to a wet wipe shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Tuna said: Don't rinse out your fabric conditioner at home once it's finished either. Lovely complement to a wet wipe shower. You pour Lenore flavoured piss on yourself, Tyoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divein Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Innocent fruit juice so wide neck bottles or oasis 1.5 litres bottles. Easier to pack than a fabric softener bottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuna Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Woffy said: You pour Lenore flavoured piss on yourself, Tyoon? Not the piss, Woffy. Just gotta get a little residual comfort fresh cotton scent on the lil guy. Diminishing returns over the weekend, like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guypjfreak Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 5 hours ago, majormajormajor said: Exactly the sort of thinking I needed, thanks! Should of just said old son.. We're all big boys and girls here..... Well most anyway lol.. There are toilets EVERYWHERE now so unless it's for the night you should be OK. But as said comfort bottle is best.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musky Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 5 hours ago, Spindles said: 2-3 litres? In my experience the bladder holds about a pint to 750ml when full. That's a lot, and more than twice what a person will typically void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bisque Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Just do a @Will-2609 & go in the corner of a girls tent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Just now, Bisque said: Just do a @Will-2609 & go in the corner of a girls tent. I have never done this. I tried to piss in a can in my own tent and golden showered myself, someone else and my whole tent. You know like when you put a teaspoon under a powerful tap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bisque Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Just now, Will-2609 said: You know like when you put a teaspoon under a powerful tap? We've all been there my friend. Dark dark yellowy times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasperella Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Will-2609 said: I have never done this. I tried to piss in a can in my own tent and golden showered myself, someone else and my whole tent. You know like when you put a teaspoon under a powerful tap? I wish I wasn't out of my upvotes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 My darling wife pisses like a dray horse and would easily go past the 750ml mark. I, on the other hand, either do a Will-2609 or just cut out the competition and kind of just piss my own pants only. I've lost count of the times that I have put my lad away after being to the toilet, only to fin that the bastard thing is still going. It really gets on my tits when that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.M.V Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Will-2609 said: I have never done this. I tried to piss in a can in my own tent and golden showered myself, someone else and my whole tent. You know like when you put a teaspoon under a powerful tap? Yeah like when you try a sheewee, get stage fright but then realise you really got to go then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttlep Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 15 hours ago, payneruk said: If it's for pissing in. Use a fabric conditioner bottle. or a tupperware jug thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siblin Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 8 hours ago, H.M.V said: Yeah like when you try a sheewee, get stage fright but then realise you really got to go then... If you're trying to do it stood on the pyramid, that might explain the fright. Would get you on the news though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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