Headliners 2016

[justperfect]

1 hour ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Where do we all stand on a roll and pie?

 

1 hour ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Sometimes it's the best way of making it manageable if you've got quite a small mouth. 

Commonly known as "the wigan kebab"

[Fingerbobs]

1 hour ago, Will-2609 said:

Chips, cheese and gravy is actually nice, somehow.

Not Canadian by any chance is she? That's their national dish - Poutine.

[Gucci Piggy]

1 minute ago, Mandroman said:

Not Canadian by any chance is she? That's their national dish - Poutine.

Ah I didn't know that was what poutine is haha.

But nah, Brummie. 

[thewayiam]

16 minutes ago, FuzzyDunlop said:

My facebook notifications say its a year since Kanye was announced...

 

Do the decent thing and just announce Adele, so we can get on with our lives!

The bonus is.....we know whoever it is won't be that bad.

[SwedgeAntilles]

5 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

Ah I didn't know that was what poutine is haha.

But nah, Brummie. 

Poutine is with cheese curd though, I imagine this is just grated cheddar we're talking about here? 

[Gnomicide]

1 hour ago, Bradders said:

Different dialects have different words for things. This discussion is as tedious as arguing with a French person that it's called bread, not pain.

Thanks Captain Laffaminute

[Gucci Piggy]

4 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Poutine is with cheese curd though, I imagine this is just grated cheddar we're talking about here? 

Ah, yeah this is just cheddar. Usual cheesy chips but order gravy as well.

[jimmyt]

I'm a southerner but there's little I like better than a Cornish pasty sandwich with brown sauce and an egg on top.

Everything tastes better between bread; everything can be improved further with an egg on top.

[Bradders]

4 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

Thanks Captain Laffaminute

Sorry, carry on with the hilarious different-words-for-bread chat.

[admscott]

1 hour ago, Bradders said:

Different dialects have different words for things. This discussion is as tedious as arguing with a French person that it's called bread, not pain.

I thought this was unnecessarily emo until I said the last word in the required accent. 

[Gucci Piggy]

Bradders obviously didn't get his Radiohead tickets this morning!

[stuartbert two hats]

21 minutes ago, Bradders said:

Sorry, carry on with the hilarious different-words-for-bread chat.

No need to get a cob on.

[scaryclaireyfairy]

If the headliners were bread products, what would they be?

[ICGenie]

6 hours ago, eastynh said:

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

[ICGenie]

4 hours ago, russycarps said:

christ I've lived all over the north west and north east and I've never heard it called a chip muffin WTF

down here in london the posh sods say "can I have a portion of chips and a bread roll please". I roar with laughter every time.

 

 

Ah, you get a lot more chips that way though

[karaseen]

14 minutes ago, scaryclaireyfairy said:

If the headliners were bread products, what would they be?

Adele = Bloomer (round but with some substance)

Coldplay = Crustless, white sliced loaf (bland, boring, and mostly eaten by children)

Muse = Ciabatta (don't know why - don't know them enough)

 

Edited March 16, 2016 by karaseen

[Tuna]

Sorry folks, the real best of the starches... staffordshire oatcakes.

[admscott]

My girlfriend refers to sliced bread as 'cut loaf'. 

Fucking hell we need an announcement...

[shuttlep]

Just now, admscott said:

My girlfriend refers to sliced bread as 'cut loaf'. 

Fucking hell we need an announcement...

it does look like we are all going slowly mad

 

next is Jaffa cake...cake or biscuit?

[russycarps]

2 minutes ago, admscott said:

My girlfriend refers to sliced bread as 'cut loaf'. 

Fucking hell we need an announcement...

yeah, an announcement that you've dumped her! cut loaf indeed.

Edited March 16, 2016 by russycarps

[T-Mouse]

9 minutes ago, karaseen said:

Adele = Bloomer (round but with some substance)

Coldplay = Crustless, white sliced loaf (bland, boring, and mostly eaten by children)

Muse = French stick (fresh to begin with but very quickly becomes stale and makes you question why you bought it when its shelf life is so poor)

 

 

Edited March 16, 2016 by T-Mouse

[admscott]

3 minutes ago, russycarps said:

yeah, an announcement that you've dumped her! cut loaf indeed.

Her whole family do it. Madness of the highest order.

[Kizzie]

4 minutes ago, admscott said:

My girlfriend refers to sliced bread as 'cut loaf'. 

Fucking hell we need an announcement...

But you see in our family we call unsliced bread 'cutty bread'.

[admscott]

Just now, Kizzie said:

But you see in our family we call unsliced bread 'cutty bread'.

What on earth...

[stuartbert two hats]

5 minutes ago, shuttlep said:

it does look like we are all going slowly mad

 

next is Jaffa cake...cake or biscuit?

Cake.  It went to court and everything.  It's bloody obvious though, it's clearly not a biscuit, not to mention the clue in the name.

NEXT!