Headliners 2016

[HoTWire]

I went and watched Beyonce, Kanye and The Rolling Stone on the basis that I'd never pay to go and see them otherwise, and they didn't clash too badly with anything.

[Spindles]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/older-criminals-sentenced-to-attend-v-festival-20160223106489

[Honeybane]

1 minute ago, thatcrazypenguin said:

Double ticked with permanent marker so everybody finally gets it haha

and then tattooed on to her forehead - 

'am I shit? (tick, tick)'

[HoTWire]

9 minutes ago, GlastoSimon said:

Don't think so Russ?

I am envisaging at least 500,000 40-year-old mums at their computer screen on re-sale day if Adele is announced. Maybe I am being pessimistic  

vs. 500,000 middle aged men desperately clinging to their failing youth if Stone Roses or Radiohead are announced.

[karaseen]

8 minutes ago, Michaels denim shorts said:

Shit.  At the first glance of that Champagne glass, I thought PLEASE be taken at coachella, but there's no denying that the Tuborg cup can only mean one thing.....

Why isn't she just drinking from that bottle?!  Champagne glass!? F*** off.

Edited February 23, 2016 by karaseen

[maelzoid]

6 minutes ago, karaseen said:

Why isn't she just drinking from that bottle?!  Champagne glass!? F*** off.

And that bottle...? Bit of a child's portion if you ask me.

[russycarps]

6 minutes ago, karaseen said:

Shit.  At the first glance of that Champagne glass, I thought PLEASE be taken at coachella, but there's no denying that the Tuborg cup can only mean one thing.....

Why isn't she just drinking from that bottle?!  Champagne glass!? F*** off.

who is she? and what brand are those wellies?

[Michaels denim shorts]

I have no idea who she is, but the his & hers wellies are a nice touch 

[shoptildrop]

16 minutes ago, Michaels denim shorts said:

Is that a glass bottle I spy??!1 

[karaseen]

2 minutes ago, maelzoid said:

And that bottle...? Bit of a child's portion if you ask me.

Maybe its actually full of piss and she is thinking, "if this guy does not stop following me...."

[GlastoSimon]

12 minutes ago, HoTWire said:

vs. 500,000 middle aged men desperately clinging to their failing youth if Stone Roses or Radiohead are announced.

Dear God, you're right. Doomed whatever happens. 

[mrtourette]

33 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

Wait, have I misinterpreted something?

Yes, I don't think what you described sounded like either of these:

30 minutes ago, Spindles said:

I think it is more someone who goes, not because they have any particular interest, but merely to say that they have seen a band, often wandering off having seen only a handful of songs.

 

29 minutes ago, thatcrazypenguin said:

I think by `box ticker` the guy meant the kind of people who will go to see these huge famous acts like adele not because they like them but just so they can go home and boast to friends etc that theyve `seen adele` or the like......ie not even being bothered about the act but just doing it so you can show off you were there.

 

[willd255]

Why is Ed Sheeran still a R?

[justperfect]

42 minutes ago, shoptildrop said:

Is that a glass bottle I spy??!1 

Obviously the no glass on site rule doesn't apply to shit celebrities

[Gnomicide]

1 hour ago, Michaels denim shorts said:

I thought that was @Wooderson

[Hugh Jass]

1 hour ago, Michaels denim shorts said:

Ian Brown's let himself go.

[FuzzyDunlop]

The site is quite clearly as dry as a bone, no need for Wellies to be on. Take your glass, your wellies, your James Corden and fuck off.

[mrtourette]

I can see one of his nipples.

[DJ Cull]

25 minutes ago, mrtourette said:

I can see one of his nipples.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Yokel Again said:

Tick boxers - can't stand it.

Music is an emotional investment, the soundtrack to your life etc etc

Going to see someone just to say you've seen them, does my head in. 

"I saw so and so at so and so" (what they don't tell you is it meant nothing to them).

 

Annoying.

I must be up to triple under lining, mega bolding  and  been through all the different colours of the rainbow when ticking off particular bands as I have seen them so many times. I go to gigs to enjoy myself. If I don't think that I am going to enjoy myself then I just would not bother regardless of how many highly thought of they are by others.

2 hours ago, Martin Ashford said:

Spot on! V has excelled itself for shit line ups

I got txt messages from friends yesterday asking if I wanted to go V.

23 minutes ago, FuzzyDunlop said:

The site is quite clearly as dry as a bone, no need for Wellies to be on. Take your glass, your wellies, your James Corden and fuck off.

He can keep his hat on though, I quite like his hat. Not really into the stereotypical indie attire but have always had a soft spot for a lovely bucket hat.

[Woffy]

2 hours ago, Michaels denim shorts said:

Similar to the above, my first thought was "Fuck! Aaron Taylor-Johnson has let himself go"

Then I realised it was Mr. Tumble.

[jonodillieono]

Yeah James Cordon was in between the stage and crowd watching Kanye West alongside Kim Kardasian and Lewis Hamilton, there was an A list actor with them as well who looked out of place as he was the only one of the group who wasn't a c**t but I forgot his name

[Hugh Jass]

20 minutes ago, jonodillieono said:

Yeah James Cordon was in between the stage and crowd watching Kanye West alongside Kim Kardasian and Lewis Hamilton, there was an A list actor with them as well who looked out of place as he was the only one of the group who wasn't a c**t but I forgot his name

Bradley Cooper?

[robalotalob]

3 hours ago, HoTWire said:

3 hours ago, HoTWire said:

vs. 500,000 middle aged men desperately clinging to their failing youth if Stone Roses or Radiohead are announced.

vs. 500,000 middle aged men desperately clinging to their failing youth if Stone Roses or Radiohead are announced.

Yeah cos only people aged 18-35 are allowed to enjoy festivals. Radiohead are still active and recording new music. They're as relevant today as they were 20 years ago.

[EamerRed]

Yeah I'm 24 and I'd be all over the Roses and Radiohead.