Headliners 2016

[mrf]

23 minutes ago, wilem said:

Regardless, Kanye is a musical genius also. He has invented an entirely new sound that very few artists have managed to do, and has almost unrivalled musical presence. I think he's phenomenal.

Yeah, thank god for Kanye otherwise rap and marrying vacuous whores would never have happened. Oh hang on...

[Gucci Piggy]

2 minutes ago, mrf said:

Yeah, thank god for Kanye otherwise rap and marrying vacuous whores would never have happened. Oh hang on...

Jesus fucking christ

[mrf]

3 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

Jesus fucking christ

Did I spell vacuous wrong?

[the wonderwhy]

Eurgh, bring back the shitty lists 

[Mash011]

1. kanye

2. north

3. saint

4. kim

just my opinion

[Woffy]

Someone misspelled misspelt somewhere. Disn't they?

I'm not even sure what's write or rong anymore.

Can someone tell me if this means I like Adele now.

[Woffy]

4 minutes ago, Mash011 said:

1. kanye

2. north

3. saint

4. kim

just my opinion

1. Naughty

2. Elephants

3. Deserve 

4. Water

[mrf]

Thats not right, otherwise it would also be Never Eat Dredded Wheat... although that is not necessarily bad advice to someone with gluten intolerance!

[parsonjack]

Fairytale.....

All I Want for Christmas is You

Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Santa Claus is Comin' to Town

 

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, mrf said:

Thats not right, otherwise it would also be Never Eat Dredded Wheat... although that is not necessarily bad advice to someone with gluten intolerance!

Oh yeah.

Every Good Boy Deserves FooFighters.

[parsonjack]

One for the techies.....

Princess

Diana

Never

Tried 

Sh*gging

Prince

Andrew

 

[ghostdancer1]

1. FUCK OFF TO ANOTHER THREAD WITH THE LISTS

[mrf]

3 minutes ago, parsonjack said:

One for the techies.....

Princess

Diana

Never

Tried 

Sh*gging

Prince

Andrew

 

Haha, I only knew the sausage pizza one!

[ghostdancer1]

1 hour ago, atomised said:

Don't think the Adele US dates make Glastonbury any more likely. She pre recorded her 'live' x factor slot on Sunday because of her stage fright problems before the broadcast even started, I think it'll just be a break between Europe and North america 

assuming this was the reason for pre-recording it, then i'd put the chances of her first big outdoor gig being live on the BBC somewhere around zero.

[parsonjack]

1 minute ago, ghostdancer1 said:

1. FUCK OFF TO ANOTHER THREAD WITH THE LISTS

That's not very seasonal now is it?

[mrf]

2 minutes ago, ghostdancer1 said:

assuming this was the reason for pre-recording it, then i'd put the chances of her first big outdoor gig being live on the BBC somewhere around zero.

add this to the fact that she is probably aware that a large amount of the Glastonbury population would not have put her as first choice, it all does point to her not being there. Imagine being nervous of large crowds of people who adore you - then add in the additional fear factor of not getting a completely positive reception....

[thewayiam]

1 hour ago, wilem said:

Can't tell if that's mispelt or racist...

Regardless, Kanye is a musical genius also. He has invented an entirely new sound that very few artists have managed to do, and has almost unrivalled musical presence. I think he's phenomenal.

As is Yorke. Two of the greatest musicians alive.

Wrong, he's invented a entirely new sound no one else wanted to!

[Tr234]

Still hoping for The Roses

[wilem]

52 minutes ago, mrf said:

Yeah, thank god for Kanye otherwise rap and marrying vacuous whores would never have happened. Oh hang on...

And we're back to people being horribly misogynist about someone they have never met. Lovely. Just lovely.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

4 minutes ago, wilem said:

And we're back to people being horribly misogynist about someone they have never met. Lovely. Just lovely.

"Experience the spirit of Glastonbury all year round" 

[FuzzyDunlop]

36 minutes ago, parsonjack said:

Fairytale.....

All I Want for Christmas is You

Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Santa Claus is Comin' to Town

 

Another Rock n Roll Christmas

Rocking around the Christmas tree

Step into Christmas

Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas 

Jingle Bell Rock

[smudger]

1 hour ago, wilem said:

Can't tell if that's mispelt or racist...

Regardless, Kanye is a musical genius also. He has invented an entirely new sound that very few artists have managed to do, and has almost unrivalled musical presence. I think he's phenomenal.

As is Yorke. Two of the greatest musicians alive.

wow! A typo is now indicative of racism??!!

Shame on you.

And no he isn't a musical genius, he's just a cock. Even if his music was in anyway passable, which it isn't, he would still be a massive bell end. However that's what's good about Glastonbury, his booking was inspired.

 

[Guest]

1. 5 gold rings
2. 10 lords a-leaping
3. 8 maids a-milking
4. a partridge in a pear tree
5. 3 french hens
6. 7 swans a-swimming
7. 4 calling birds
8. 6 geese a-laying
9. 12 drummers drumming
10. 2 turtle doves
11. 11 pipers piping 
12. 9 ladies dancing

 

[Winslow Leach]

1. Donald Trump's health.

 

 

 

 

2. Everyone else's health.

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Winslow Leach said:

3. Donald Trump's health.

 

 

 

 

2. Everyone else's health.








1. HEALTH

Fixed

Edited December 14, 2015 by GETOFFAMYLAWN