Headliners 2016

[Winslow Leach]

1 minute ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Fixed

Didn't you read that letter from his physician Lawn? Trump has the proportional strength and agility of a spider and can leap tall buildings at a single bound.

[jonodillieono]

2 hours ago, parsonjack said:

One for the techies.....

Princess

Diana

Never

Tried 

Sh*gging

Prince

Andrew

 

What is this one, I've never heard it or the sausage pizza one...

[mrf]

2 hours ago, wilem said:

And we're back to people being horribly misogynist about someone they have never met. Lovely. Just lovely.

No we are not. Dont let your Kanye fetish lead to making bollocks statements

[Gnomicide]

New Acca Dacca US tour dates. No sign of 2 nights in a row, or indeed 2 gigs in one day.

February 2 - Tacoma, WA @ Tacoma Dome

February 5 - Las Vegas, NV @ MGM Grand Arena

February 8 - Denver, CO @ Pepsi Center

February 11 - Fargo, ND @ Fargo Dome

February 14 - St. Paul, MN @ Xcel Energy Center

February 17 - Chicago, IL @ United Center

February 20 - St. Louis, MO @ Scottrade Center

February 23 - Dallas, TX @ American Airlines Center

February 26 - Houston, TX @ Toyota Center

February 29 - Kansas City, MO @ Sprint Center

March 8 - Atlanta, GA @ Philips Arena

March 11 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ BB&T Center 

March 14 - Greensboro, NC @ Greensboro Coliseum

March 17 - Washington, DC @ Verizon Center

March 20 - Detroit, MI @ The Palace

March 23 - Columbus, OH @ Nationwide Arena

March 26 - Cleveland, OH @ Quicken Loans Arena

March 29 - Buffalo, NY @ First Niagara Center

April 1 - Philadelphia, PA - Wells Fargo Center

April 4 - New York, NY - Madison Square Garden

 

Take 7 weeks off and return to England.

Edited December 14, 2015 by Gnomicide

[Winslow Leach]

1 hour ago, mrf said:

No we are not. Dont let your Kanye fetish lead to making bollocks statements

Who's this dick?

[mrf]

4 minutes ago, Winslow Leach said:

Who's this dick?

He headlined a night last year. You know, had the cherry picker.

[addicted2noise]

2 hours ago, smudger said:

wow! A typo is now indicative of racism??!!

Shame on you.

And no he isn't a musical genius, he's just a cock. Even if his music was in anyway passable, which it isn't, he would still be a massive bell end. However that's what's good about Glastonbury, his booking was inspired.

 

I like Kanye simply because he consistantly makes great albums, its funny how many dismiss him as a bellend based solely on his public persona. 

[Gnomicide]

1 minute ago, addicted2noise said:

I like Kanye simply because he consistantly makes great albums, its funny how many dismiss him as a bellend based solely on his public persona. 

Obviously It's difficult to know what he's really like but 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Impressions tend to point to him actually being a bellend. 

Doesn't mean he can't be talented, maybe just a talented bellend.

[addicted2noise]

7 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

Obviously It's difficult to know what he's really like but 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Impressions tend to point to him actually being a bellend. 

Doesn't mean he can't be talented, maybe just a talented bellend.

I've always thought of him as more socially clumbsy than malicious though, I'd rather that then some artists who want to be best friends with everyone. 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, addicted2noise said:

I've always thought of him as more socially clumbsy than malicious though, I'd rather that then some artists who want to be best friends with everyone. 

Yeah, this is it, he's never obnoxious or offensive, he's just massively unselfaware. Which understandably upsets people when pop stars are outlandish and flamboyant, whoever's going to start going a bit off the wall next? The local vicar? Our entertainers must be solid, sombre, dependable, and respectable.

[dentalplan]

You never hear about him being a dick to fans or anything.

Apart from when he keeps them waiting for SWISH obviously.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Didn't he interrupt his visit to Nandos before the BRITs to stand on a table so people could take pictures of him more easily? I love him.

[dentalplan]

I always do that.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

I always do that.

The difference is that when Kanye does it, the YouTube videos are called "Kanye West visits Nando's", but all those times you did it, the videos were called "drunken man climbs on the table in Nando's, sings three lines of Total Eclipse Of The Heart, strips off, slips on hummus". And they were used as evidence against you.

[the wonderwhy]

When did Nandos start doing hummus? 

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, MattDavies__ said:

When did Nandos start doing hummus? 

At least 8 years ago, probably longer. 

[mrf]

Haha, oh dear. 10 down votes for saying someone is talking bollocks. 7 downvotes for saying something nasty about Kim Kardashian.

And yet theres pages of vitriol directed at Adele, even a comment calling her anxiety and panic attacks a completely calculated move - and none get down voted, or accused of misogyny! Wow, love the level of integrity there. Good to know that saying someone accusing you of misogyny being bollocks is ten downvotes more offensive than mocking someones mental state.

[mrf]

And Kanye West is a bellend. As for him not being a dick to fans, maybe run that one by the disabled fans he singled out in the middle of his shows when they wouldnt (couldnt) stand when he ordered them to.

[Badlands]

7 minutes ago, mrf said:

And Kanye West is a bellend. As for him not being a dick to fans, maybe run that one by the disabled fans he singled out in the middle of his shows when they wouldnt (couldnt) stand when he ordered them to.

Whilst I'm neither condoning, nor defending Kanye here, I'm pretty sure that he wasn't aware that he was in a wheelchair. Just another example of his staggering lack of awareness at times. 

I think he's a bit of a dick to be honest, but musically he's fucking ace, and has been consistently for over a decade. 

And stop crying about your downvotes you big wet lettuce! 

[mrf]

Just now, Badlands said:

And stop crying about your downvotes you big wet lettuce! 

But I just want to be loved!!!

I know Kanye wouldnt have initially known they were disabled, but to single a couple of people out at a concert and stop everything until one of them even had to wave their prosthetic leg at him...  he may not be malicious, but fuck me hes a bellend at times!

[Gnomicide]

He's an unselfaware bellend. 

Do you think his award ceremony stage invasions weren't calculated? 

[Woffy]

1 hour ago, mrf said:

But I just want to be loved!!!

You're Kanye West, aren't you.

[CaledonianGonzo]

2 minutes ago, Woffy said:

You're Kanye West, aren't you.

Kanye calls out misogyny rather than perpetuating it.

[Mezhyp1]

Let's stop talking a lot of shit and start talking about headliners, il leave this here for people to deliberate 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Phwoar!