Headliners 2015

[JBarbour]

Isn't this nice the glasto/festival geeks have met the coldplay geeks tonight!

[The Nal]

I think I may have an account for that board

I registered for some sort of Coldplay thing a while back to get the link for a download of the Emirates gig for one of the kids*

*Honest guv.

"That money was just resting in my account"

[Gnomicide]

Isn't this nice the glasto/festival geeks have met the coldplay geeks tonight!

Feel the love...

[Tuna]

I assume/truly hope the people on the Coldplay forums know what they're talking about, but I also trust Neil (he got William Hill to pay for my Glastonbury ticket last year with his info ) so... Who knows?

[willutalk]

You've caused much upset on the Coldplay board http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/threads/100850-Glastonbury-Festival-2015?p=5708118&viewfull=1#post5708118

On a side note; I'm enjoying this very meta back and forth between the two boards, we should organise a 5 a side match, or get Neil to armwrestle Chris or something.

Who the hell would even be a member on that forums let alone post on it.

[Winslow Leach]

Feel the love...

[GlastoSimon]

Isn't this nice the glasto/festival geeks have met the coldplay geeks tonight!

vs

Hardly a riveting battle I'll admit...

[Gnomicide]

Eh up!

@AwardChris has gone all Prince management on us....

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[willutalk]

Those last two posts are absolutely priceless!!

Genuinely hilarious

[Gucci Piggy]

I am on the forum

On various occasions in last few months they have denied the fact that they will be playing. Comments like 'too soon' and theyll be 'recording' show that its very unlikely.

Does Chris Martin's dad have a cricket match?

[Wooderson]

My missus is a fan and hasnt seen them. Im sure there are thousands in the same boat.

All the rumoured headliners this year have been a bit meh so why not have the Kings of Meh.

"A fan and hasnt seen them." Coldplay in a nutshell.

[JBarbour]

@AwardChris on the coldplay board ...... Dolly was a sunday legend slot (afternoon) not a headliner

[CaledonianGonzo]

I like the sound of that vaginal steam cleaning treatment that Coldplay are advertising at the minute.

[The Nal]

"A fan and hasnt seen them." Coldplay in a nutshell.

Yeah basically that. The phrase "music for people who dont like music" might not make much sense but "music for people who dont love music" does.

Theyre a magnet for people who only listen to music when theyre ironing.

[Wooderson]

I can't recall a TBC being wrong. Thats Neil's bread and butter right there.

[Wooderson]

Yeah basically that. The phrase "music for people who dont like music" might not make much sense but "music for people who dont love music" does.

Theyre a magnet for people who only listen to music when theyre ironing.

Or having a cry-w*nk.

[Guest]

I like the sound of that vaginal steam cleaning treatment that Coldplay are advertising at the minute.

Vaginal steam? How would that clean anything?

@AwardChris on the coldplay board ...... Dolly was a sunday legend slot (afternoon) not a headliner

And efests never reported Oasis would headline. However our dear leader did correctly predict Kasabian and Metallica before anywhere else, and has an excellent track record for predicting the headliners of most UK festivals for very many years. We here hang on his every word because he's earned his reputation. I think he's confirmed at least one (and in a lot of cases all) of the headliners for every festival I've ever been to.

[FuzzyDunlop]

Theyre a magnet for people who only listen to music when theyre ironing.

My mum does that and she fucking hates coldplay.

[pedmills]

I can't recall a TBC being wrong. Thats Neil's bread and butter right there.

Fleetwood Mac one year, I think...but apart from that his record is exemplary.

[tiffpietiff]

guys

hey

guys

right, guys

guys, listen

more like...

guys

more like OLDPLAY

am I right, guys?

come back

[The Nal]

My mum does that and she fucking hates coldplay.

Only because she can sing "and they were all yellow" when shes ironing your filthy bags.

[russycarps]

They've answered your question Russy....

Thanks coldplay fan I appreciate it!

For what it's worth I think one of the songs on their first album is a great song, not sure of the name of it though

[FuzzyDunlop]

Only because she can sing "and they were all yellow" when shes ironing your filthy bags.

Ha ha.

I left home a while ago. I had the strains of Gladys Knight, Whitney and the like whilst she was ironing. All of which would be more preferable than this bunch.

[CHRLY]

I think shiver is good.

[Winslow Leach]

I can't recall a TBC being wrong. Thats Neil's bread and butter right there.

For headliners, you mean? If not, Pet Shop Boys were definitely TBC last year.