Headliners 2015

[Gucci Piggy]

I think there's one in my flat but I wear proper shirts so rarely, just don't bother.

Actually this was the case in my flat. 19 people sharing my iron.

[zero000]

My mum used to iron my jeans when I was younger, utter madness. She is a Coldplay fan though, so that explains it.

[Winslow Leach]

Actually this was the case in my flat. 19 people sharing my iron.

19? Where the hell did you go to uni?

My mum used to iron my jeans when I was younger, utter madness. She is a Coldplay fan though, so that explains it.

My mum irons pants. Fucking pants! She likes Coldplay too, I'm spotting a pattern here.

[Gnomicide]

My mum irons pants. Fucking pants! She likes Coldplay too, I'm spotting a pattern here.

Does she put a crease in them?

[TenInchToenaiIs]

If you need to iron shirts but cant be bothered take a hot shower and hang them in the room at the same time innit

[Gucci Piggy]

19? Where the hell did you go to uni?

Newcastle. Purposely picked the biggest, shittest accommodation for the social aspect. Most flats in there were 12/13 people but for some reason we got stuck in the only 19 person flat to have ever existed. We also didn't have a table, or a freezer, and had one fridge between us, and had to eat meals on the corridor floor if we didn't want to eat alone in our rooms, and people used to come out the lift and see us and ask what the fuck was wrong with us. A strange experience.

[Slugworth]

My mum laughed at me when i told her

[JoBalls]

Just been catching up on this, hilarious. Am super excited to go to war with the Coldplay forum, will we all meet up at West Holts on Wednesday afternoon for a fight? We can get the Taylor Swift forum and the Foo Fighters forum involved too and all have a massive battle. Years later we'll be saying "Remember when Matt42 killed a man with a trident?"

TEAM EFESTS ASSSSSEEEEEMMMMBLLLLLEEEE!!!

[Gucci Piggy]

My mum laughed at me when i told her

I haven't told my dad yet. He'd probably tell me they're better than the bands I listen to. He laughed at me when Metallica were announced, until he found out that I like them.

[Winslow Leach]

Newcastle. Purposely picked the biggest, shittest accommodation for the social aspect. Most flats in there were 12/13 people but for some reason we got stuck in the only 19 person flat to have ever existed. We also didn't have a table, or a freezer, and had one fridge between us, and had to eat meals on the corridor floor if we didn't want to eat alone in our rooms, and people used to come out the lift and see us and ask what the fuck was wrong with us. A strange experience.

Ah, I put the biggest, shittest accommodation at UEA as my first choice for the same reason (it's the building on the front of The Streets' last album, actually), and instead they put me in the more expensive one with the weird layout that made it impossible to socialise with your flat. Bastards.

Edited February 3, 2015 by Winslow Leach

[the wonderwhy]

My mum irons pants. Fucking pants! She likes Coldplay too, I'm spotting a pattern here.

My mate irons his socks. And his TOWEL

[Winslow Leach]

Just been catching up on this, hilarious. Am super excited to go to war with the Coldplay forum, will we all meet up at West Holts on Wednesday afternoon for a fight? We can get the Taylor Swift forum and the Foo Fighters forum involved too and all have a massive battle. Years later we'll be saying "Remember when Matt42 killed a man with a trident?"

TEAM EFESTS ASSSSSEEEEEMMMMBLLLLLEEEE!!!

Definitely getting this vibe from Russy:

[Slugworth]

Just been catching up on this, hilarious. Am super excited to go to war with the Coldplay forum, will we all meet up at West Holts on Wednesday afternoon for a fight? We can get the Taylor Swift forum and the Foo Fighters forum involved too and all have a massive battle. Years later we'll be saying "Remember when Matt42 killed a man with a trident?"

TEAM EFESTS ASSSSSEEEEEMMMMBLLLLLEEEE!!!

Steady on.

Good shout though.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Ah, I put the biggest, shittest accommodation at UEA as my first choice for the same reason (it's the building on the front of The Streets' third album, actually), and instead they put me in the more expensive one with the weird layout that made it impossible to socialise with your flat. Bastards.

I'm in a flat with three others who all share the total reverse of my work ethic. It's ace.

[Slugworth]

I haven't told my dad yet. He'd probably tell me they're better than the bands I listen to. He laughed at me when Metallica were announced, until he found out that I like them.

We shouldn't be made to feel this way. Its tragic.

[let's 'ave it!!!]

Years later we'll be saying "Remember when Matt42 killed a man with a trident?"

This made me laugh so much!

[JoBalls]

Steady on.

Good shout though.

I don't know how to embed stuff but this is the image I was driving at... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tCWjo1ymhGs

[Gucci Piggy]

Ah, I put the biggest, shittest accommodation at UEA as my first choice for the same reason (it's the building on the front of The Streets' last album, actually), and instead they put me in the more expensive one with the weird layout that made it impossible to socialise with your flat. Bastards.

Haha my brother's at UEA and his mate once got stuck on top of that accommodation whilst drunk.

UEA are installing a napping room in the SU. Genius.

[Slugworth]

I don't know how to embed stuff but this is the image I was driving at... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tCWjo1ymhGs

The Anchorman 2 fight scene would probably be more like it. Excellent!!

[Guest]

Just been catching up on this, hilarious. Am super excited to go to war with the Coldplay forum, will we all meet up at West Holts on Wednesday afternoon for a fight? We can get the Taylor Swift forum and the Foo Fighters forum involved too and all have a massive battle. Years later we'll be saying "Remember when Matt42 killed a man with a trident?"

TEAM EFESTS ASSSSSEEEEEMMMMBLLLLLEEEE!!!

I reckon we should all meet up, watch Mik Artistik together, and then all have a drink and discuss what our common traits are, what unites us and how we can make the world a better place together. I bet the Foos lot wouldn't go for it though, they'd antagonise everybody and it'd end up as a riot. Me and the rest of the Swift lot are going to cut out early to head to the theatre & circus field for cocktails, gonna talk about cats and hashtags.

[the wonderwhy]

Will's brother saw Coldplay during his freshers week.

[Gucci Piggy]

I reckon we should all meet up, watch Mik Artistik together, and then all have a drink and discuss what our common traits are, what unites us and how we can make the world a better place together. I bet the Foos lot wouldn't go for it though, they'd antagonise everybody and it'd end up as a riot. Me and the rest of the Swift lot are going to cut out early to head to the theatre & circus field for cocktails, gonna talk about cats and hashtags.

You're on the eFest team you numpty!

[Gucci Piggy]

Will's brother saw Coldplay during his freshers week.

HAHA shit me I never drew the connection!

Also COLDPLAY WAS THE YEAR BEFORE HE WENT; IT WAS CHASE AND STATUS WHEN HE WENT!

[Winslow Leach]

HAHA shit me I never drew the connection!

Also COLDPLAY WAS THE YEAR BEFORE HE WENT; IT WAS CHASE AND STATUS WHEN HE WENT!

Yep, that was the year I started. There were people queuing overnight to get tickets. Madness. Don't think it was fresher's week though, I seem to remember it being later in the year than that.

Haha my brother's at UEA and his mate once got stuck on top of that accommodation whilst drunk.

UEA are installing a napping room in the SU. Genius.

Oh yeah, it's so easy to get on top of Norfolk and Suffolk Terrace. You just have to grab on to those spout drainpipe things on the corner of each level. A popular post-LCR pastime, aided by the grip added to your shoes by the sticky dancefloor.

Also, if that nap room doesn't become a new target for people to have sex in then I will be very surprised.

Edited February 4, 2015 by Winslow Leach

[Gucci Piggy]

Yep, that was the year I started. There were people queuing overnight to get tickets. Madness. Don't think it was fresher's week though, I seem to remember it being later in the year than that.

Oh yeah, it's so easy to get on top of Norfolk and Suffolk Terrace. You just have to grab on to those spout drainpipe things on the corner of each level. A popular post-LCR pastime, aided by the grip added to your shoes by the sticky dancefloor.

Yeah it was later in the year, I just thought it was freshers week the first time I posted about it.

Haha, love the LCR. First time I went I took my brother's ID cause I was 17, and then he turned up about an hour after me and it turned out he knew the guy behind the bar. Fortunately I hadn't been ID'd; that'd have been fun.