Headliners 2015

[Gucci Piggy]

Libertines subbed by Noel.

Pretty naff headliner, so a "great penultimate" makes it less weak, Carl loves the festival so would probably be happy to step in, Libs not advertised as exclusive by R&L (which they surely would if they were exclusive), Carl's sister told someone on here they were playing, have other shows to sell, are a band.

But then they also said they're not playing. Although this was before the headliner was supposedly booked.

I don't actually see it being them, but I don't see it being anyone at all. Noel is the one I'm most confident in being one of the two, but I think he'd be the sub.

[Hawky]

Asking for it.

Just like your mother.

[Hawky]

Libertines subbed by Noel.

Pretty naff headliner, so a "great penultimate" makes it less weak, Carl loves the festival so would probably be happy to step in, Libs not advertised as exclusive by R&L (which they surely would if they were exclusive), Carl's sister told someone on here they were playing, have other shows to sell, are a band.

But then they also said they're not playing. Although this was before the headliner was supposedly booked.

I don't actually see it being them, but I don't see it being anyone at all. Noel is the one I'm most confident in being one of the two, but I think he'd be the sub.

My thoughts exactly.

[The Placid Casual]

Just like your mother.

[The Placid Casual]

Libertines subbed by Noel.

Pretty naff headliner, so a "great penultimate" makes it less weak, Carl loves the festival so would probably be happy to step in, Libs not advertised as exclusive by R&L (which they surely would if they were exclusive), Carl's sister told someone on here they were playing, have other shows to sell, are a band.

But then they also said they're not playing. Although this was before the headliner was supposedly booked.

I don't actually see it being them, but I don't see it being anyone at all. Noel is the one I'm most confident in being one of the two, but I think he'd be the sub.

Great post.

[Mash011]

Libertines would be absolutely dreadful but yeah it could happen.

[fatyeti24]

Can Pharrell Williams fuck off please?

perhaps, if you get lucky. but would that make you happy?

[The Placid Casual]

perhaps, if you get lucky. but would that make you happy?

His ads have stopped now.

[Gucci Piggy]

His ads have stopped now.

Read this as "His aids have stopped now"

[The Placid Casual]

Read this as "His aids have stopped now"

I wish him a speedy recovery.

[Hawky]

Read this as "His aids have stopped now"

All I want to do now is watch Team America...

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Just like your mother.

You like bearded women? Fair enough, each to their own, I won't judge you. Edited April 30, 2015 by Zac Quinn

[Lord Rooster]

Assuming we're ruling out Blur due to the repeated denials, Madonna due to her not being a band, Fleetwood Mac due to greed and Macca due to the slow trickle of US dates, how about either Noel, The Libertines or The Strokes with Swift as sub? Any of those three acts would seem a tad underwhelming (however established or deserving of the slot they are) but with Swift announced as sub at the same time it strengthens it all somewhat.

[LondonTom]

Libertines subbed by Noel.

Pretty naff headliner, so a "great penultimate" makes it less weak, Carl loves the festival so would probably be happy to step in, Libs not advertised as exclusive by R&L (which they surely would if they were exclusive), Carl's sister told someone on here they were playing, have other shows to sell, are a band.

But then they also said they're not playing. Although this was before the headliner was supposedly booked.

I don't actually see it being them, but I don't see it being anyone at all. Noel is the one I'm most confident in being one of the two, but I think he'd be the sub.

This sounds like some slightly logical thinking, this is not the thread for it!

I read this thread for wild rumours like AC/DC playing two days at opposite ends of the country in a single day!

[Alan_C]

Would love The Libertines to play.

[wolvodan]

Read this as "His aids have stopped now"

Me too.

Terrible business.

[fatyeti24]

Read this as "His aids have stopped now"

Good aids or bad aids?

[wolvodan]

Good aids or bad aids?

Everyone has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! ..................AIDS!

[parsonjack]

I only know they're not announced because they have other shows.

I don't know where those shows are, when those shows are, or how many tickets might have been sold for those other shows.

I only know that they have other shows.

This means the Sunday headliner is either an act that already has shows that have tickets remaining, or has shows yet to announce that have a degree of doubt over the ability to sell out.

So it ain't Floyd, Zeppelin or any other act which would sell out however many shows they chose to do....

Unless it's all a diversionary tactic....after all the last person you tell would be Neil...wouldn't it

[Hawky]

You like bearded women? Fair enough, each to their own, I won't judge you.

What has that got to do with your mother asking for heroin?

(I never specified what 'it' was, nor did I say she was asking me for it. You jumped the gun, but your reply has lead me to believe that maybe your mother is a 'sex worker'... Each to their own)

Ps, did your mother win the Eurovision Song Contest last year?

Edited April 30, 2015 by Hawky

[Waapster]

Could it be 10cc? Touring this year.

[alframsey]

This means the Sunday headliner is either an act that already has shows that have tickets remaining, or has shows yet to announce that have a degree of doubt over the ability to sell out.

So it ain't Floyd, Zeppelin or any other act which would sell out however many shows they chose to do....

Unless it's all a diversionary tactic....after all the last person you tell would be Neil...wouldn't it

[st dan]

Have we totally ruled out the possibility of it being an act who hasn't announced any shows yet .. But plans to announce some between now and 1st June?

Somebody like Rihanna for example?

[fatyeti24]

Could it be 10cc? Touring this year.

i believe that to be a new name to the mix, which after 1768 pages commands respect.

[Futurism]

I reckon it's either David Gilmour or Eric Clapton