2025 Headliners

[charlierc]

1 hour ago, NorthernSoul52 said:

Robbie Williams one of those who could headline right now, but after the fallow year, likely falls into pure legends territory.

 

Not sure why, just feels like that.

I think he'd have gone down better had he been booked a few years ago.

 

Though he'd still draw a crowd tbf.

[fraybentos1]

I think Robbie would draw one of the biggest ever crowds if he did the Legends slot. Would be as big as Kylie 

[northernangel]

6 minutes ago, fraybentos1 said:

I think Robbie would draw one of the biggest ever crowds if he did the Legends slot. Would be as big as Kylie 

Yeah I think he's basically perfect right now to get as a legend act. If Celine and Cher were a no go then he would absolutely fit the bill. Robbie, SS, Charli Xcx or C&S, Stevie.

[incident]

17 minutes ago, charlierc said:

I think he'd have gone down better had he been booked a few years ago.

 

Though he'd still draw a crowd tbf.

 

I'd actually say the exact opposite to that tbh.

 

While he was much more of a ticket shifter in the 00s than he is now, capable of selling out multiple nights at Knebworth back when it still had a huge capacity, the Glastonbury crowd of the time was much more of your NME reading "anyone that isn't Radiohead is sh*t" type affair. I think a much higher percentage of people (compared to now) would have turned their noses up at the big pop superstar and gone to something they perceived as "credible" instead.

 

Then in the 2010s both aspects lessened slightly - the Glastonbury crowd gradually became less pretentious, but RW wasn't shifting as many tickets so overall the "draw" of him at the festival broadly stayed the same.

 

I think it's only recently, where he's now seen as a more sympathetic figure and something of a self-aware national treasure, where the two could realistically meet. Even 10 years ago if they'd booked him there'd have been a lot of "That arrogant prick? No chance, I'm going to see the Chemical Brothers for the sixth time instead".

[balti-pie]

Can't stand Robbie Williams in terms of his persona and his music - i'd happily avoid him headlining or legending, whatever is the plan. Take That or solo, all dreadful for me. Just no. 

 

HOWEVER i am absolutely fascinated by the idea of his biopic being filmed with a CGI monkey as the starring role - who's idea was that? Why have people agreed to it? Why hasnt someone stopped it? Is it actually genius and a comment on how pop singers under management are performing monkeys, or was it as simple as someone going 'why not make him a monkey, LOL'? its the most interesting bit of his career by a bloody mile, as far as im concerned. Might even watch it ffs! 

[charlierc]

5 minutes ago, balti-pie said:

Can't stand Robbie Williams in terms of his persona and his music - i'd happily avoid him headlining or legending, whatever is the plan. Take That or solo, all dreadful for me. Just no. 

 

HOWEVER i am absolutely fascinated by the idea of his biopic being filmed with a CGI monkey as the starring role - who's idea was that? Why have people agreed to it? Why hasnt someone stopped it? Is it actually genius and a comment on how pop singers under management are performing monkeys, or was it as simple as someone going 'why not make him a monkey, LOL'? its the most interesting bit of his career by a bloody mile, as far as im concerned. Might even watch it ffs! 

The movie industry is embracing weird sh*t. Pharrell Williams' biopic that come out today that has his life depicted in Lego has a really odd feel to it as a concept.

[charlierc]

13 minutes ago, incident said:

 

I'd actually say the exact opposite to that tbh.

 

While he was much more of a ticket shifter in the 00s than he is now, capable of selling out multiple nights at Knebworth back when it still had a huge capacity, the Glastonbury crowd of the time was much more of your NME reading "anyone that isn't Radiohead is sh*t" type affair. I think a much higher percentage of people (compared to now) would have turned their noses up at the big pop superstar and gone to something they perceived as "credible" instead.

 

Then in the 2010s both aspects lessened slightly - the Glastonbury crowd gradually became less pretentious, but RW wasn't shifting as many tickets so overall the "draw" of him at the festival broadly stayed the same.

 

I think it's only recently, where he's now seen as a more sympathetic figure and something of a self-aware national treasure, where the two could realistically meet. Even 10 years ago if they'd booked him there'd have been a lot of "That arrogant prick? No chance, I'm going to see the Chemical Brothers for the sixth time instead".

Tbf I wasn't going so far back as to when Robbie was at his peak so much as a couple of years back.

 

Still, he headlined Isle of Wight last year and was positively received. And as noted, Glastonbury has moved on from a more indie-focused feel so is more amiable to pop headliners. We're certainly a long way from Jay-Z headlining Glastonbury being treated as like it was some grand offence.

[balti-pie]

4 minutes ago, charlierc said:

The movie industry is embracing weird sh*t. Pharrell Williams' biopic that come out today that has his life depicted in Lego has a really odd feel to it as a concept.

 

I'm in favour of this kind of nonsense. More of this kind of nonsense! 

[charlierc]

4 minutes ago, balti-pie said:

 

I'm in favour of this kind of nonsense. More of this kind of nonsense! 

It's actually getting pretty good reviews tbf.

[nikkic]

Robbie f**king Williams is not headlining Glastonbury. 
 

Jesus wept. 

[4AssedMonkey]

23 minutes ago, nikkic said:

Robbie f**king Williams is not headlining Glastonbury. 
 

Jesus wept. 

 

Know that for a fact?

[Avalon_Fields]

24 minutes ago, nikkic said:

Robbie f**king Williams is not headlining Glastonbury. 
 

Jesus wept. 

We might as well speculate about everybody. We will eventually be right!

[stuie]

36 minutes ago, nikkic said:

Robbie f**king Williams is not headlining Glastonbury. 
 

Jesus wept. 

 

Thank you!  I was reading these posts, scratching my head, thinking I'd missed a chapter!

[balti-pie]

48 minutes ago, nikkic said:

Robbie f**king Williams is not headlining Glastonbury. 
 

Jesus wept. 

 

 

This time last year, people 100% would've said the same thing about SZA (or S f**king ZA, if you like 😄) Sometimes weird stuff comes from out of the blue. 

 

[NorthernSoul52]

Robbie Williams isn't headlining Glastonbury but the CGI monkey is.

[mufcok]

Well this has taken a turn. Robbie.. Williams... 🤣

 

Legend slot maybe. Headliner - I have no words 

[Ben7amin_]

While I do not think he would headline -  

 

Robbie Williams would get an absolute massive sized crowd and simultaneously generate a mega amount of moaning.  

[CaledonianGonzo]

Just now, Ben7amin_ said:

While I do not think he would headline -  

 

Robbie Williams would get an absolute massive sized crowd and simultaneously generate a mega amount of moaning.  

 

So just easier on everyone to give the man the Legend Slot like he wants cos he knows he's better suited for it 

[NorthernSoul52]

Seventy-five minutes of Robbie? OK then.

 

1 Let Me Entertain You

2 Strong

3 Monsoon

4 No Regrets

5 Come Undone

6 Millennium

7 Love My Life

8 Better Man

9 Feel

10 Supreme

11 Kids

12 Candy

13 She's the One

14 Rock DJ

15 Angels

[Ben7amin_]

Not sure If it will have any bearing on Glastonbury but Download line up is out on Tue 

[CantWaitForGlasto22]

Robbie as a Legend, yes. As a headliner I’d be elsewhere. 

[MEGABOWL]

I can’t abide Robbie Williams. Hate the guy. But he could do either slot. Would be a monumental legend but could realistically headline and would get a big crowd.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Williams would get a bigger crowd in the Sunday teatime slot than he would as headliner 

[incident]

21 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Williams would get a bigger crowd in the Sunday teatime slot than he would as headliner 

 

I mean.. Yeah?

 

Struggling to think of any act that you couldn't say that for.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

18 minutes ago, incident said:

 

I mean.. Yeah?

 

Struggling to think of any act that you couldn't say that for.

 

Yeah, I guess that is quite obvious in hindsight