Headliners 2023

[1986]

19 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

This is fair, actually. Coachella can offer:

- 1am finish each day

- Mandatory drinking pens

- No readmission

- A pretty Ferris Wheel

- Corporate sponsorship

- Off-site camping

- Exclusive designated VIP area

- $12 beer

- Sandstorms

- Bad Bunny

And a parent company that lobbies pro-life agenda.

Coachella’s Parent Company Is Donating Cash to an Anti-Abortion Group – Rolling Stone

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Just now, 1986 said:

And a parent company that lobbies pro-life agenda.

Coachella’s Parent Company Is Donating Cash to an Anti-Abortion Group – Rolling Stone

Beat that, Eavis!!

[Florian Saucer Attack]

1 minute ago, 1986 said:

And a parent company that lobbies pro-life agenda.

Coachella’s Parent Company Is Donating Cash to an Anti-Abortion Group – Rolling Stone

fuck sake what a bunch of w*nkers

[Hugh Jass II]

8 minutes ago, Florian Saucer Attack said:

Don't forget all the Coachella NFT's you can buy. Guaranteed to constantly go up in value!

This is more valuable than a Coachella NFT...

[BenG92]

Yeah, but you get to say "I was at Coachella". Rules everything above out. 

/s

[Neil]

2 hours ago, Florian Saucer Attack said:

I wasn't a huge fan either until all the negative Nancys on here with their guns n roses hate turned me into a huge fan

It's not negative nacies it's honest comment. They have a rep for being shit live because they're shit live. 

[stuie]

6 minutes ago, Neil said:

It's not negative nacies it's honest comment. They have a rep for being shit live because they're shit live. 

Yeah you might have mentioned that. 

[Neil]

9 minutes ago, stuie said:

Yeah you might have mentioned that. 

If you can't take honest comment can I suggest conservative home as your new favourite website. 😛

 

[Hugh Jass II]

3 minutes ago, Neil said:

If you can't take honest comment can I suggest conservative home as your new favourite website. 😛

 

"Anyone who doesn't agree with me is a Tory"

Surprised it took this long.

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Neil said:

If you can't take honest comment can I suggest conservative home as your new favourite website. 😛

 

i think your feelings are pretty clear at this point ....  🙂  im not overly keen but it doesnt really matter in the scheme of things and the number of pyramid acts ive seen over the years ... 

[stuie]

5 minutes ago, Neil said:

If you can't take honest comment can I suggest conservative home as your new favourite website. 😛

Do they repeat the same shit day after day too? 

[FrancisH]

Imagine if they're not even playing after all this.

[Hugh Jass II]

9 minutes ago, stuie said:

Do they repeat the same shit day after day too? 

Nah, Tories manage to come up with shit to say every day.

[thewayiam]

1 hour ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

This is fair, actually. Coachella can offer:

- 1am finish each day

- Mandatory drinking pens

- No readmission

- A pretty Ferris Wheel

- Corporate sponsorship

- Off-site camping

- Exclusive designated VIP area

- $12 beer

- Sandstorms

- Bad Bunny

Sandstorms are rare, you're thinking Bonnaroo here.

And you do get readmission.

You can't pull up offside camping, Glastonbury and 2000 trews are the only Festivals here I know that you can camp in and around and even Trees has altered that a bit.

The camping is also so close to the arena if you are there early enough that it's barely 2 mins walk to your things. That kinda works with Glastonbury in the way that if you don't get there early you get a worse spot.

I for one wouldn't choose Glastonbury over Coachella but cars setup right next to you, you can't beat.

[DeanoL]

Been going back and forth on the GnR thing. I think it's a bit of a naff booking. I don't think they're very Glastonbury. But I'm far more likely to go see them than I was to go see Kendrik or Billie Eilish. Because I do know a load of the songs and could be a laugh.

Which when I think about is, is exactly the same way I felt about rumours around The Spice Girls or Robbie headlining. And the more I think about it, the more they're sort of in that category for me.

[p.pete]

24 minutes ago, FrancisH said:

Imagine if they're not even playing after all this.

Will still have been time well spent

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

2 minutes ago, thewayiam said:

Sandstorms are rare, you're thinking Bonnaroo here.

And you do get readmission.

You can't pull up offside camping, Glastonbury and 2000 trews are the only Festivals here I know that you can camp in and around and even Trees has altered that a bit.

The camping is also so close to the arena if you are there early enough that it's barely 2 mins walk to your things. That kinda works with Glastonbury in the way that if you don't get there early you get a worse spot.

I for one wouldn't choose Glastonbury over Coachella but cars setup right next to you, you can't beat.

It's all a bit tongue-in-cheek, mate. I'd love to make the trip over but the weird "my festival is better than your festival" comparison from Perez Hilton II is getting a bit boring now. Both have positive and negative aspects and can hardly be compared 

[Mouseboy11]

1 hour ago, gfa said:

don't forget you get to spend the weekend with Suprefan too!

Unfortunately this one happens at Glasto and all!

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Just now, Mouseboy11 said:

Unfortunately this one happens at Glasto and all!

For half the price

[Neil]

30 minutes ago, stuie said:

Do they repeat the same shit day after day too? 

they don't do honest comment. So you can keep living a fantasy. 

[Neil]

7 minutes ago, p.pete said:

Will still have been time well spent

Yep, cos the idea has been so trashed, they'd never do it hopefully. 

[p.pete]

3 minutes ago, Neil said:

they don't do honest comment. So you can keep living a fantasy. 

Are you still wearing your 'never kissed a tory' t-shirt in this fantasy?

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Neil said:

they don't do honest comment. So you can keep living a fantasy. 

Greatest of respect neil but we hear you loud and clear … would be pretty dull if we all liked the same stuff wouldn’t it ? Clearly you don’t like GnR but as someone who’s run a festival website for umpteen years you understand this . 

[JayDiesel]

I really need to stop getting my hopes up for some info when I see this thread tagged as *Hot*

[Hugh Jass II]

8 minutes ago, JayDiesel said:

I really need to stop getting my hopes up for some info when I see this thread tagged as *Hot*

The only heat is from the steam coming out of Neil’s ears.