Headliners 2023

[2loor2iller]

3 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Almost as quickly as Guns'n'Roses have been nuked from the list of contenders.

Unless it turns out they were actually drafted in instead of Elton…

[fred quimby]

8 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

Fuck's sake. I go off to do my actual job for an hour and the thread gets nuked?!?

I think we know the moral of this story

[northernringo]

Arctics, GNR and Elton I reckon

[Enkidu]

have heard rumours of an exclusive headline set by Nicholas Cave and He's Bad Seeds

[Hugh Jass II]

My prediction**

Arctic Monkeys - Reginald Dwight - Guns and/or Roses

**DISCLAIMER: This is a prediction, it is not based on any insider information nor is it a direct statement of what will happen. I reserve the right to change my mind if and when new information emerges, to crow if I somehow turn out to be right, to conveniently forget anything that is incorrect and to call anyone who disagrees with me a tit. Your rights are not affected because you do not have any.

[Ghost of Robbie Williams]

Guns n Roses are going to be playing in front of a crowd of 5 people. Everyone else handed their tickets back in in disgust.

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

400 pages of squabbling gone in a heartbeat.

[Neil]

just to put the names out there my predictions

pulp

blur

dua lipa

 

 

 

[Neil]

Just now, Ghost of Robbie Williams said:

Guns n Roses are going to be playing in front of a crowd of 5 people. Everyone else handed their tickets back in in disgust.

this ^^^^^^

[kingbadger]

3 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

Arctic Monkeys - Reginald Dwight - Guns and/or Roses

Who told you this guy was headlining? 

[kingbadger]

Just now, Neil said:

this ^^^^^^

😂

[Hugh Jass II]

Pulp headlining Neighbourhood Weekender and Glastonbury a month apart would be absolutely hilarious. And I am all for it.

[kingbadger]

1 minute ago, Neil said:

just to put the names out there my predictions

pulp

blur

dua lipa

 

 

 

You think Pulp are gonna headline, despite them being already announced for IOW, Latitude and Neighbourhood? But the thought of GnR doing it is ridiculous? Wowsers. 

[t0paz]

8 minutes ago, northernringo said:

Arctics, GNR and Elton I reckon

I don’t think they would put forward 3 male headliners. Emily has publicly said she wants the lineup to be as evenly split as possible.

[The Martini Police]

3 minutes ago, Neil said:

just to put the names out there my predictions

pulp

blur

dua lipa

 

 

 

For 2023?

 

[TownesMR]

7 minutes ago, Neil said:

blur

Is a Blur reunion rumoured in general?

[Hugh Jass II]

Just now, TownesMR said:

Is a Blur reunion rumoured in general?

Yeah there's talk of Wembley next year.

[BenG92]

Arctic Monkeys / Rihanna or Beyonce / Elton John.

[Crazyfool01]

so who will we get first ? 

[Slugy]

AM - Doja

RiRi - Pulp

Reg - QOTSA

Edited November 4, 2022 by Slugy

[kalifire]

Wolf Alice

Beans On Toast

Bruce Forsyth hologram
 

Edit: No inside info. Just a prediction. 

Edited November 4, 2022 by kalifire

[Neil]

3 minutes ago, TownesMR said:

Is a Blur reunion rumoured in general?

Yeah, I know they're putting a show together for Wembley for next July 

[Hugh Jass II]

1 minute ago, kalifire said:

Wolf Alice

Beans On Toast

Bruce Forsyth hologram

The Bruce hologram is a Creamfields exclusive.

[Superunknown]

Guns N Roses and whatever other two acts Neil hates

[Aragorn]

Don't feed the ..........