nikkic Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 (edited) Always my favourite post-festival thread! What conversations/funnies did you hear this year? I’ll start…. Whilst we were at camp in the morning, we head a woman a few tents away shout….. ”For fuck sake Barry, are you seriously having a w*nk next to me whilst I’m trying to eat a pot noodle?!” Edited June 27, 2022 by nikkic 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogster Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Not funny when reading but her tone was perfect Girl: sorry can I pass through Me: you won't manage, it's blocked by chair people Girl passing the message to BF behind her: Won't work because of chair c*nts. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj_tim Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Overheard someone call John Peel "the John Lewis stage". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Telephone Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Passed a wide-eyed gentleman near the Tipis one morning who said to his mate: ”The aim is to stay this level of fucked all day” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skelts Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Bumping this as it’s also my favourite annual thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lushroom Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 A girl telling her mate "he was a 10, but then he shat himself" Was just passing so didn't hear his new rating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjfish Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 I definitely heard a first timer on the Wednesday when setting up their tents - "Have you seen the toilets!? It's literally a hole in the ground and all our stuff mixes together" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackpackFullOfWarmBeer Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Up near JPT Sunday between Just Mustard and Sports Team. Guy and his friends.... "After this going to pop up to Stonebridge for Fleetwood Mac..." "Uhhhhh. Fleetwood Mac are definitely not playing Stonebridge..." "They are! It's on the app!!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogster Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Not overheard but "overseen". Diana Ross. Short lady of a certain age behind me. I let her in front, thinking - stupid I know - "oh this must remind her of her youth, be the highlight for her" . After three songs, she checks her app and clashfinder and heads to... Amyl and the sniffers. ROCK ON OLD LADY! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Corgans hair Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Heard a bloke during Noel turn around to the people behind him and say "IM LOOKING BACK IN ANGER" 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvoram Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Heard a girl telling her friend... Girl "Yeh it was a good night but now there's a man in my sleeping bag" Friend "Who is it?" Girl "I don't know but he has brown hair" Also had a little chuckle watching Fontaines (once I'd napped off my hangover headache) as some young lad was leaving, bloke in front of me shouted at him 'What's the matter, too heavy for ya?' poor lad didn't know what to say or where to look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Someone leaving Idles on the Other singing ‘Dannnyy DeVitoo’ 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levitz Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Group of Brummies next to us. One of their number had just come back from the high drops. ‘He lost his hat in the toilet’ ‘it fell into the hole’ ‘it was £40, he loved that hat’ ‘to make things worse he hadn’t been, so he literally had to shit on his own hat’ ’who pays £40 for a hat’ rest of weekend discussing what might fall into the long/high drops included multiple phones, walkers and discussion of if a baby would survive 😱🤯😳🤪 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sedra Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 John peel tent - girl saying to her mate when the announcer came on to introduce next act “That’s John Peel “ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DareToDibble Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Billy Corgans hair said: Heard a bloke during Noel turn around to the people behind him and say "IM LOOKING BACK IN ANGER" Where were you stood for this set? That may have been me 😄 But the people behind me were also my friends, I was just joking about something that had happened earlier in the day, rather than being angry at randomers! Edited June 28, 2022 by DareToDibble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Corgans hair Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Front and centre near the sweaty nonce flag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodgey123 Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Overheard a bloke leaving the pit before Kendrick started saying that he’d bottled it, couldn’t hack it so close and was going to Pet Shop Boys instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksamthompson Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 27 minutes ago, Alvoram said: Heard a girl telling her friend... Girl "Yeh it was a good night but now there's a man in my sleeping bag" Friend "Who is it?" Girl "I don't know but he has brown hair" Also had a little chuckle watching Fontaines (once I'd napped off my hangover headache) as some young lad was leaving, bloke in front of me shouted at him 'What's the matter, too heavy for ya?' poor lad didn't know what to say or where to look. Should have said IS THIS TOO REAL FOR YAAAA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbie1983 Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 “And now the non-binary” After Macca had done the boys and girls bit in hey Jude haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Corgans hair Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 I love this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brunty9 Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Not overheard but made me chuckle. Two girls no older than 10 charging towards the front at Olivia before grinding to a halt just in front of us. After looking round and realising there were no parents near them but parental instincts kicked in and I began to worry for them. I asked "Do you know where you are trying to get to?" One of them looks at me deadpan and just says "Yeah....to the front!" We then told them to say they were trying to get to their parents near the front and they would be there in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jparx Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Wasn’t necessarily that funny but it made me smile. A couple of first timers were joining the toilet queue, and it was where composite loos and long drops are next to each other, and one pointed at the long drops and said “they’re the better ones that don’t smell aren’t they?” And the other one nodded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSocks Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Watching Pigsx7, the singer twice said 'Hello Donnington, we are Twisted Sister'. I overheard a girl behind us ask her friend 'I don't think this is Pigs – he keeps saying 'we are Twisted Sister'. My wife then showed the girl a photo of Dee Snyder, to which the girl replied 'That looks like something I would enjoy seeing'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K2SO Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 45 minutes ago, robbie1983 said: “And now the non-binary” After Macca had done the boys and girls bit in hey Jude haha That might have been me. Were you fairly far back? I made that joke to my girlfriend... But I assume a lot of people made the same joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasto Weatherwatch Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 1 hour ago, sedra said: John peel tent - girl saying to her mate when the announcer came on to introduce next act “That’s John Peel “ 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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