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When will this shit end?


Chrisp1986

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4 hours ago, Fuzzy Afro said:

How on earth does it take 20 minutes to call someone up and ask them if they’re still isolating? Assuming that they are then it should literally take less than a minute.

 

Contact tracer: “Hi, it’s Dave from NHS Test & Trace. Just ringing to check you’re still isolating”

 

Covid patient: “Hi Dave, yes still good over here. Been watching a lot of TV, having zoom catch ups and w*nking until I’m blue in the face. My mum left some shopping on my doorstep. 6 days left to go”

 

*End of phone call*

Are you still allowed to w*nk when isolating? 
 

Hancock and Whitty haven’t given any guidance in the briefings.

Yet another thing they haven’t made clear.

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1 hour ago, steviewevie said:

So...looks like Bojo is leading us to a no deal brexit...he's too hardcore even for the vote leave lot.

If he wanted no deal we'd have had no deal by now.  That the government keep negotiating would suggest the opposite is true.

Regardless, it's still an enormous shit show.  I keep getting letters from the government telling me to get my business ready for the 1st Jan.  They think I deal directly with the EU - I don't.  But nowhere in these letters is anything substantive, because nobody knows how this will work out, deal or no deal.  Business already getting blamed for not being able to see into the future.

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