When will this shit end?

[Ayrshire Chris]

Cummings on his test drive 

[Homer]

That guy really nailed the zeitgeist there with his question about quarantining

[Homer]

Monsieurlemoore

@MonsieurLeMoore

Car showrooms will reopen from June 1st, so people can get their eyes tested. #dailybriefing

[philipsteak]

41 minutes ago, Padjeq said:

I've seen it from people I know on facebook. For some it's a case of 'I voted tory ergo the tory guy cannot do anything wrong ergo I didn't do anything wrong voting for them'.

I saw a blue tick on twitter blame the current furore on 'cancel culture'.

Yep. Just had the misfortune of seeing a Facebook post from my brother (who is a c**t) and his many c**t friends saying that his explanation is fine, he did what everyone else who cares about their families would have done and the left and the media need to fuck off and leave him alone now. And the one non c**t who, from what I can work out, has been involved in some way in transporting relatives too and from hospital, and has therefore seen some shit that most of us thankfully haven't had to deal with, has basically been told to get back in his box for breaking from the official c**t line.

ETA just re read and it was the wrong way round. He works for the ambulance service so was taking people with Covid 19 to hospital, in many cases knowing that was the last time their relatives were going to see them as they wouldn't be allowed to visit. He's quite pissed off. 

Edited May 25, 2020 by philipsteak

[Ryan1984]

Boris appeared to threaten full Trump at Peston then.

[Homer]

Johnson expressing regret and CUmmings not is not a good look.

Refusing to comment on the details/contradictory details.

[Crazyfool01]

extraordinary stuff 

[stuartbert two hats]

Unbelievable. Boris just deflected a question by randomly saying "wash your hands". What. A. Joke.

[Crazyfool01]

eyesight added to the list of symptoms ... anyone see the link to the british sign language go across the screen ?

 

Edited May 25, 2020 by crazyfool1

[Ryan1984]

He had prop glasses!

[fatyeti24]

He's brought a prop!  Fucking hell!

[Guest]

LOL.

 

This is what happens when you have a clown in charge. 

[Brownie30]

What a bunch of total and utter c*nts. 

[Homer]

Watching Johnson is like some Radio 4 parlour game where you have to talk for as long as possible without actually saying anything of relevance to the question.

[crocodiles]

He virtually ran away then 

[stuartbert two hats]

2 minutes ago, Homer said:

Watching Johnson is like some Radio 4 parlour game where you have to talk for as long as possible without actually saying anything of relevance to the question.

Except on Radio 4 you normally have to do it without repetition or deviation. It's like the anti-Just A Minute. 

[Crazyfool01]

stick some arrows in ... wait for them to all get ignored .... do nothing ....

[DeanoL]

59 minutes ago, jparx said:

Which is all the more amazing since that’s been his MO with the Brexit and Tory election campaigns. He’s so utterly misread the mood.

Nah, his MO has always been telling the public what to think. Very few people wanted a no-deal Brexit when voting in the referendum, but he told them that was what they wanted because it's what he wanted.

The problem he has here is he can't tell people "no, the rules were not that" because it's not just some political opinion, it's how people are actually living their day-to-day lives. No-one is going to go "yeah, I probably did drive to Durham during lockdown myself" in the same way they go "yeah, I did want no deal all along".

[Cream Soda]

So we know about car showrooms and non essential shops. When are we going to be allowed to see more than 1 family member?!!

[Ryan1984]

He did not like doing that two days running, did he?

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Cream Soda said:

So we know about car showrooms and non essential shops. When are we going to be allowed to see more than 1 family member?!!

Car showrooms are essential to Dominic right now with his dodgy eyesight ... he’s also looking at fuel economy 

[fatyeti24]

It's the arrogance, the entitlement, the sheer fucking neck of these guys that angers me.

It's not about Cummings per se.  It's not a left/right/brexit thing.

It's about the guy at the top taking some fucking responsibility.

He could have come out today, or preferably sooner, and given a mea culpa.  Handed in his notice and gone.  He'll fall into another cushy job.  He could even be re-recruited in plenty of time before the next election.  He could still be advising the government behind the scenes, and they could still be following his ideas.

But no.  The absolute contempt these c**ts show for the rest of us.  When you read the heartbreaking stories about people who've lost loved ones.  When I walk around my village seeing the closed businesses of people I know, some of whom will never reopen.

And these twats just carry on as if it doesn't fucking matter.  The utter shame of it all.

[Homer]

Whoops

[Madyaker]

That was farcical, at times I was asking myself is this actually real? These bungled press conferences are only going to make it worse! They're adding fuel to their own fire.

[Brownie30]

Keep emailing your MPs and tell everyone you know to do the same. The only way they get away with this is if they are able to close the case file and keep distracting the public with more.