"Really big secret"

[GrumpyRaver]

There's a chain of off licenses in Brighton called Wine Me Up

[fatyeti24]

1 hour ago, stuartbert two hats said:

She visited Blackburn (or Burnley, can't remember) once and they presented her with a special meal called "Condolezza Rice". True story.

 Is she homosexual?

[The Red Telephone]

There's a mobile dog washing/ grooming service near me called "Doggystyle"

[Quark]

6 minutes ago, Vanderlyle said:

There was a hairdresser near where I lived in Kentish Town called Curl Up and Dye.

Straight outta Blues Brothers

[Brownie30]

7 minutes ago, Vanderlyle said:

There was a hairdresser near where I lived in Kentish Town called Curl Up and Dye.

Best one near us is a barbers called Sherlock Combs, but it has nothing on this. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Has anyone checked Bieber's tourdates to check the surprise isn't him showing up with Major Lazer?

[stuartbert two hats]

2 minutes ago, fatyeti24 said:

 Is she homosexual?

I think there may be a joke whizzing over my head 

[Slugworth]

This thread has taken an unexpected turn. Beats another suggestion of the KLF or Coldplay.

[Bonaneas]

2 minutes ago, Slugworth said:

This thread has taken an unexpected turn. Beats another suggestion of the KLF or Coldplay.

'Master Baits' fishing tackle shop in a town I recently moved away from. 

 

[oneeye]

17 minutes ago, fatyeti24 said:

 Is she homosexual?

[CajunMoon]

I'm forever seeing a 'Lord of the Pies' van out and about near me - tickles me everytime. 

[SwedgeAntilles]

My dog walker is called The Bone Ranger. True story. 

[fatyeti24]

2 minutes ago, oneeye said:

 

[craigyb31]

My daughter once pointed out sweets in our local Coop, I was stood with my back to her looking on a different set of shelves, I asked her what she wanted she said "a link and flick" I couldn't believe that was the name of the sweet. It was a candy flick knife type thing but that didn't make it any less embarressing.

[fatyeti24]

2 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

My dog walker is called The Bone Ranger. True story. 

 Is he a gigolo?

[Sasperella]

1 hour ago, paulshane said:

and 'Jasons Donner Van' is usually parked at the top end of Park Street in Bristol most weekend evenings

don't have a pic of that handy though

 

but the internet does

 

Aaaaah the (hazy) memories!!!

I quite enjoy Sheffield's "Wok This Way" as a name for a chinese. Makes me giggle to myself every time

 

 

[McCor]

Abra-kebabra is the best name I've seen. Chilli cheese fries to die for!

[stuartbert two hats]

19 minutes ago, CajunMoon said:

I'm forever seeing a 'Lord of the Pies' van out and about near me - tickles me everytime. 

Are you in Stockport or Macclesfield by any chance? 

[Quark]

Childrens' shoe shop in Reigate called Lillifoot always made me smile.

Pretty sure there was (is?) a Kebabylon in Brighton somewhere.

[Quark]

10 minutes ago, McCor said:

Abra-kebabra is the best name I've seen. Chilli cheese fries to die for!

Is that the one in Dublin?

[Wooderson]

Theres a dozen Abras in Dublin. Ghastly places.

[SwedgeAntilles]

29 minutes ago, fatyeti24 said:

 Is he a gigolo?

He's a she. 

[ManLj]

We have an 'Instascran' in manchester !

[CaledonianGonzo]

4 minutes ago, Wooderson said:

Theres a dozen Abras in Dublin. Ghastly places.

Went to the one in Sligo.  The chicken kebab was a Bernard Matthew's turkey burger in a pitta bread.

[simian_mobile_mushrooms]

JUST TELL US THE FUCKING SECRET ALREADY