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  1. Apologies, didn't mean to judge, just that my interpretation differs from others, that's all.
  2. 😂😂 your never see the head shot coming
  3. I'm not going to get into a bun fight over this, the government stance is clear. If a minority continue to think and behave differently then no doubt more measures will be bought in. People are dying
  4. But its not is it, and you do know it
  5. Think of the virus as a sniper, would you risk it?
  6. Not what I meant, cheap shot. If delivery is an option then use it otherwise go without until next big shop No one for one minute underestimating or taking for granted anyone currently having to work outside of home
  7. This is a wind up, right?! What part of the current lockdown do you not understand? People are continuing to die, is it really acceptable to just nip out for beer?
  8. Then unfortunately you should go without until you get your supplies delivered.
  9. But it's not, it really isn't....
  10. It's NO from me, simple. Order your beer on line and get it delivered if you need supplies. Absolutely necessary comes to mind
  11. Are my testicles black?  A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?"
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