Headliners 2015

[Wooderson]

Martin mate. Take it easy.

[Bignews]

I just thought you might want to know that if Taylor Swift plays, the audience will be watching the World's 6th greatest leader as voted by Forbes magazine.- that's just two places down from the Pope. Swift is the only woman in their top ten.

fortune Magazine, but same point

[Gnomicide]

She's a good leader but she's no Putin.

[Bignews]

She's a good leader but she's no Putin.

fortune magazine would beg to differ

[davefrompompey]

She's a good leader but she's no Putin.

Belly laughs. Who the fuck makes these lists up anyway? That's absurd.

[the wonderwhy]

I just thought you might want to know that if Taylor Swift plays, the audience will be watching the World's 6th greatest leader as voted by Forbes magazine.- that's just two places down from the Pope. Swift is the only woman in their top ten.

I've already decided I'm voting for her in the general election.

[Slugworth]

I just thought you might want to know that if Taylor Swift plays, the audience will be watching the World's 6th greatest leader as voted by Forbes magazine.- that's just two places down from the Pope. Swift is the only woman in their top ten.

For feck sake.

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

I just thought you might want to know that if Taylor Swift plays, the audience will be watching the World's 6th greatest leader as voted by Forbes magazine.- that's just two places down from the Pope. Swift is the only woman in their top ten.

Presume Joanne Liu and Mary Barra have had sex changes then?

[Gucci Piggy]

My parents bought me a 20 pack of Durex for my post GCSE trip to Newquay...

1) I was 16

2) they were friendly with my girlfriend of 4 years

3) I was 16

You had a 4 year old girlfriend when you were 16?

[Glastonlocal]

What is she leading? She's a popstar. She sings songs. Her songs are popular. She is popular. I don't get it.

[Gucci Piggy]

My dad spent two years having a go at me to do more work through my A-levels. Then when it got to exams and I did work he complained I do to much and kept taking me to the pub. Then he shouted at me when I missed my offer. Then I got in via a remark and he told me I'm doing the wrong course and I should drop out. Then I dropped out and he keeps moaning at me for doing nothing with my life.

Baffled tbh.

[WS_Jack_III]

What is she leading? She's a popstar. She sings songs. Her songs are popular. She is popular. I don't get it.

There isn't much to get about arbitrary lists really.

[Swifty5294]

Does anyone think there is a chance of Ray Davies playing this year? He is headlining the extravaganza and just wondered if a la Robert Plant he might do the festival aswell.

Missed his pyramid set last time and looked great

[Bisque]

You had a 4 year old girlfriend when you were 16?

Yup. She was a short, blonde, one of the cool kids & 32F.

Edit: I'd been going out with the girl for that time.

Edited March 27, 2015 by Couchy

[Martin Ashford]

Presume Joanne Liu and Mary Barra have had sex changes then?

Sorry, my mistake. She's the highest placed woman in the top ten. I spotted this on Tumblr where all the Swifties are going nuts for this.

[InvalidUsername]

I probably should have posted this before the 1051st page but the 3rd headliner is Bowie...Look at the ''K. West'' Sign (Kanye West). It was written in the stars that they headlined the festival together.

[klipper]

I probably should have posted this before the 1051st page but the 3rd headliner is Bowie...Look at the ''K. West'' Sign (Kanye West). It was written in the stars that they headlined the festival together.

Fuck guys.

Bowie confirmed.

[thomleck]

I know it's incredibly unlikely, but if Bowie did headline the Sunday this year, do you think he would draw the biggest crowd at the Pyramid stage ever, so bigger than the Rolling Stones in 2013?

[The Placid Casual]

I know it's incredibly unlikely, but if Bowie did headline the Sunday this year, do you think he would draw the biggest crowd at the Pyramid stage ever, so bigger than the Rolling Stones in 2013?

It'd be huge, but no.

[Fivefingerjohn]

What station is iow announcement this morning. It's at 8 Ye?

[let's 'ave it!!!]

Should be absolute radio

[Divein]

According to my timehop and Facebook its 2 years since the 2013 line up.

If I remember it was announced by Zane Lowe and the Rolling Stones were the lead announcement.

If we get the 3rd headliner before the line up then I think it won't be done with a big Radio 1 announcement. I think it will just drop randomly.

[Mezhyp1]

So Blur are headlining IOW...?

[kalifire]

About to be announced...

[FloorFiller]

So Blur are headlining IOW...?

hast it been announced? i can't be arsed listening to the radio to find out, and i see nothing on the efests or official IOW forum

edit: ah never mind

Edited March 27, 2015 by FloorFiller