Headliners 2015

[Flasher]

Dreamt last night that Pink Floyd had been announced as joint headliner with Dizzee Rascal on the Sunday night....

Need to lay off the cheese and/or smack

[Spindles]

Imagine the bewildered look on the poor fella, who after scrambling for a piece of confetti, looks down to see this:

Thank you for digging back and finding Matt42's most cringeworthy post ever. That took dedication and if I had a +1 to give you'd have got it.

Anyone see Dogstar at Glasto '99? That was a bag of fun! Infact, thinking about that, Keanu Reeves was in Glastonbury with Nicholas Cage the other day. Maybe he was in final talks with Eavis to headline with Dogstar?!!

THAT was a fantastic gig, one of my favourite glastonbury moments. Everyone basically turned up to take the piss, many armed with fruit. The peach shot to the fretboard was legendary. I was stood by the people with the huge pair of skidmarked pants hanging off a "sold" sign and was covered in beans by people who took a carrier bag, filled with baked beans which they proceeded to swing round their head and try to lob at the stage, it travelled about 8 feet and everyone in the vicinity got covered.

[matt2007]

The BBC webcam is broke where can you see the old girl getting dressed?

Takes me back to when I was 12 and a lady down our road never closed her curtains, every

lad in the road would be out around half 9 each night

[pentura]

Need to lay off the cheese and/or smack

Definitely the cheese my friend

[ThomThomDrum]

From the Roses' FB website Rumour knocking around in Ireland the Roses will announce Electric Picnic headline when they announce Glastonbury Sunday headline slot. Its possible as two Electric Picnic headliners still not revealed and its hinted to be them and the Prodigy. Fingers crossed

You dreaming?

Anyway I thought the EP headliners were Flo, Underworld and the Manics?

[michael eavis' beard]

I thought I was being really clever until I realised I had the wrong name.

Pride always comes before a fall

[alibobbin]

The BBC webcam is broke where can you see the old girl getting dressed?

Takes me back to when I was 12 and a lady down our road never closed her curtains, every

lad in the road would be out around half 9 each night

Someone I know who lives nearby sent me a pic this morning. Just the right hand side is up at the mo. Got me all giggly!

I would post on here but no idea how to upload an image!

[Mouseboy11]

I feel like we're all very flat in here today! Expectation is dropping!

[bucklemyshoe]

Been away for a week and I'm far too lazy to catch up. Anyone fancy giving me a quick update as to where we're at now?

Where's all this Bowie talk come from?!

[mr gumby]

The BBC webcam is broke where can you see the old girl getting dressed?

Takes me back to when I was 12 and a lady down our road never closed her curtains, every

lad in the road would be out around half 9 each night

Kalifire contacted the BBC about the webcam and got this response (don't know how to quote between threads!)

Thanks for getting in touch about the BBC Glastonbury webcam. We're all very fond of it, both in the BBC team and on the farm itself. The camera is about 10 years old now and the connection to it has finally died. Bear with us, we're planning something exciting in time for this year's festival. We'll have news on developments as soon as it is possible. We'll keep you posted on @bbcglasto Twitter.

Hopefully they'll get a move on with whatever they're planning!

[JoeyT]

Could be a good thing.

[mungo57]

Been away for a week and I'm far too lazy to catch up. Anyone fancy giving me a quick update as to where we're at now?

Where's all this Bowie talk come from?!

Neil had info that the 3rd headliner was a solo performer with a band. He said that the info he got makes Prince/Bowie the likeliest. He did say though that it wasn't set in stone and that the info could be wrong but also that Prince looks far more likely.

[SonOfTroyMcClure]

I feel like we're all very flat in here today! Expectation is dropping!

All part of their plan...wait until everyone's rock bottom before hitting them with the lineup

[FuzzyDunlop]

I feel like we're all very flat in here today! Expectation is dropping!

I think most now feel that we won't hear til after the resale.

[Lucyjane83]

Kalifire contacted the BBC about the webcam and got this response (don't know how to quote between threads!)

Thanks for getting in touch about the BBC Glastonbury webcam. We're all very fond of it, both in the BBC team and on the farm itself. The camera is about 10 years old now and the connection to it has finally died. Bear with us, we're planning something exciting in time for this year's festival. We'll have news on developments as soon as it is possible. We'll keep you posted on @bbcglasto Twitter.

Hopefully they'll get a move on with whatever they're planning!

Anyone ever done that thing in Times Square where you can get your family/friends to log onto some website & they can see you? Imagine that at Glasto! Imagine that in 'the naughty corner' at 5am!!

[briddj]

Only two new pages since I went to bed last night. Christ, slackers.

2000 - it's Pulp

or

3000 - it's McBusted

[FuzzyDunlop]

Was the whole announcement with stage times last year on about may 1st?

[Nudges]

Neil had info that the 3rd headliner was a solo performer with a band. He said that the info he got makes Prince/Bowie the likeliest. He did say though that it wasn't set in stone and that the info could be wrong but also that Prince looks far more likely.

Please god don't let it be Bob Dylan

[pentura]

Only two new pages since I went to bed last night. Christ, slackers.

2000 - it's Pulp

or

3000 - it's McBusted

I wonder did Jarvis & Co. ever meet up in the year 2000?

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

Was the whole announcement with stage times last year on about may 1st?

8th of May last year, so worst case, we have a month

[FuzzyDunlop]

8th of May last year, so worst case, we have a month

I doubt it will that week this year. The general election will swamp all media coverage.

[briddj]

8th of May last year, so worst case, we have a month

Not really, they can do it when they want and after May 8 - like they used to.

[The Nal]

Please god don't let it be Bob Dylan

Not a hope Dylan would headline. Would love him to play though. Needs to be indoors mind you.

[mungo57]

I doubt it will that week this year. The general election will swamp all media coverage.

I reckon we'll get something before the resale. Particularly if the Kanye factor/uncertainty has meant uptake on tickets has been a bit less.

Even if its just the 3rd headliner, or a few random bands, I reckon we will have something.

[pentura]

I reckon we'll get something before the resale. Particularly if the Kanye factor/uncertainty has meant uptake on tickets has been a bit less.

Even if its just the 3rd headliner, or a few random bands, I reckon we will have something.

First poster with TBA headliner like last year would be nice!