Headliners 2015

[Mardy]

This thread is the chatsite equivalent of Lord of the Flies. It's descended into absolute chaos and savagery.

If Ricky Wilson currently has the conch, then God help us all.

[the wonderwhy]

OK so it's got to be one of these, crossed out a few I think it wont be.....

1 X ED SHEERAN

2 IN THE LONELY HOUR SAM SMITH

3 WANTED ON VOYAGE GEORGE EZRA

4 CAUSTIC LOVE PAOLO NUTINI

5 GHOST STORIES COLDPLAY

6 A PERFECT CONTRADICTION PALOMA FAITH

7 FOUR ONE DIRECTION

8 NEVER BEEN BETTER OLLY MURS

9 THE ENDLESS RIVER PINK FLOYD

10 III TAKE THAT

11 1989 TAYLOR SWIFT

12 HALCYON ELLIE GOULDING

13 BLUE SMOKE - THE BEST OF DOLLY PARTON

14 PARTNERS BARBRA STREISAND

15 GIRL PHARRELL WILLIAMS

16 LOVE IN THE FUTURE JOHN LEGEND

17 IF YOU WAIT LONDON GRAMMAR

18 AM ARCTIC MONKEYS

19 CHAPTER ONE ELLA HENDERSON

20 BAD BLOOD BASTILLE

21 NO SOUND WITHOUT SILENCE SCRIPT

22 ROYAL BLOOD ROYAL BLOOD

23 MEET THE VAMPS VAMPS

24 BEYONCE BEYONCE

25 ROCK OR BUST AC/DC

26 SONIC HIGHWAYS FOO FIGHTERS

27 48:13:00 KASABIAN

28 SINCE I SAW YOU LAST GARY BARLOW

29 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER

30 CHRISTMAS MICHAEL BUBLE

31 TRUE AVICII

32 THE TAKE OFF AND LANDING OF EVERYTHING ELBOW

33 THE 1975 1975

34 LOVE IN VENICE ANDRE RIEU

35 SYMPHONICA GEORGE MICHAEL

36 STARS COLLABRO

37 IT'S THE GIRLS BETTE MIDLER

38 NIGHT VISIONS IMAGINE DRAGONS

39 MIDNIGHT MEMORIES ONE DIRECTION

40 MELODY ROAD NEIL DIAMOND

What?

[Hugh Jass]

OK so it's got to be one of these, crossed out a few I think it wont be.....

1 X ED SHEERAN

2 IN THE LONELY HOUR SAM SMITH

3 WANTED ON VOYAGE GEORGE EZRA

4 CAUSTIC LOVE PAOLO NUTINI

5 GHOST STORIES COLDPLAY

6 A PERFECT CONTRADICTION PALOMA FAITH

7 FOUR ONE DIRECTION

8 NEVER BEEN BETTER OLLY MURS

9 THE ENDLESS RIVER PINK FLOYD

10 III TAKE THAT

11 1989 TAYLOR SWIFT

12 HALCYON ELLIE GOULDING

13 BLUE SMOKE - THE BEST OF DOLLY PARTON

14 PARTNERS BARBRA STREISAND

15 GIRL PHARRELL WILLIAMS

16 LOVE IN THE FUTURE JOHN LEGEND

17 IF YOU WAIT LONDON GRAMMAR

18 AM ARCTIC MONKEYS

19 CHAPTER ONE ELLA HENDERSON

20 BAD BLOOD BASTILLE

21 NO SOUND WITHOUT SILENCE SCRIPT

22 ROYAL BLOOD ROYAL BLOOD

23 MEET THE VAMPS VAMPS

24 BEYONCE BEYONCE

25 ROCK OR BUST AC/DC

26 SONIC HIGHWAYS FOO FIGHTERS

27 48:13:00 KASABIAN

28 SINCE I SAW YOU LAST GARY BARLOW

29 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER

30 CHRISTMAS MICHAEL BUBLE

31 TRUE AVICII

32 THE TAKE OFF AND LANDING OF EVERYTHING ELBOW

33 THE 1975 1975

34 LOVE IN VENICE ANDRE RIEU

35 SYMPHONICA GEORGE MICHAEL

36 STARS COLLABRO

37 IT'S THE GIRLS BETTE MIDLER

38 NIGHT VISIONS IMAGINE DRAGONS

39 MIDNIGHT MEMORIES ONE DIRECTION

40 MELODY ROAD NEIL DIAMOND

The Foo Fighters are in on the lie:

Friday - The Vamps

Saturday - Barbara Streisand

Sunday - Micky Bubbles (performing "Christmas" in full)

[the wonderwhy]

Him and 2manydjs, yeah

Cool, could be an interesting announcement

[fightoffyour]

If it's One Direction I don't know what I'll do.

Dance all night to the best song ever?

[Brave Sir Robin]

I dunno where to post this, but yeah

Despacio

4 mins ·

announcement coming tomorrow...stay tuned!

That's James Murphy's dance stage thingy ain't it?

Despacio thread? http://www.efestivals.co.uk/forums/topic/186166-despacio/page-7#entry4587068

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Whittled it down to those in with a remote chance..

10 III TAKE THAT

11 1989 TAYLOR SWIFT

35 SYMPHONICA GEORGE MICHAEL

What a pointless list.

Edited March 9, 2015 by Zac Quinn

[Fivefingerjohn]

My shortlist is more like this

Blur

Stone roses

David Bowie

Elton John

Madonna

Taylor

Kanye

Rihanna

Prince

Think Atleast one will be British, maybe both.

[feline]

Dance all night to the best song ever?

Oh dear

[Wooderson]

This thread is the chatsite equivalent of Lord of the Flies. It's descended into absolute chaos and savagery.

If Ricky Wilson currently has the conch, then God help us all.

Id feel sorry for Matt42. Russ will cover himself in ink-black pigsblood and put his head on a stick.

[Matt42]

We literally only have

Taylor Swift, Kanye West, Blur, Rihanna as potential and realistic options

and that's not even me exaggerating for once...

[JoeyT]

Any artist or band who is alive is technically realistic providing they aren't already playing that night surely...

[Matt42]

Any artist or band who is alive is technically realistic providing they aren't already playing that night surely...

Name four more or exactly as likely

if the band isn't touring they aren't allowed

[LondonTom]

This thread is the chatsite equivalent of Lord of the Flies. It's descended into absolute chaos and savagery.

If Ricky Wilson currently has the conch, then God help us all.

If a man can't headline singing about real things like wanting crisps for tea, then I don't know what people expect from a Pyramid headliner!

Name four more or exactly as likely

if the band isn't touring they aren't allowed

As we saw with Blur just cause they are not currently touring, doesn't mean they won't be/rule them out. So "We literally only have" is indeed another exaggeration.

But you missed P*****

Edited March 9, 2015 by LondonTom

[the wonderwhy]

Despacio thread? http://www.efestivals.co.uk/forums/topic/186166-despacio/page-7#entry4587068

Yeah someone helpfully bumped that on to the front page after I posted

[morph100]

We literally only have

Taylor Swift, Kanye West, Blur, Rihanna as potential and realistic options

and that's not even me exaggerating for once...

I think Madonna is more likely than Blur

[dentalplan]

Name four more or exactly as likely

if the band isn't touring they aren't allowed

Just because they're the strongest rumours on this thread doesn't mean they are the most likely and it's between them four.

Did anyone else look at those leaked Rihanna tour dates on the German promoters website when I posted them? It's not announced yet but I'm confident she'll be taken out of the running by stadium shows on Friday and Sunday there. Maybe Kanye as well but I'm sure he could get time off for a big festival.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

I think Madonna is more likely than Blur

I think Elton John is more likely than Madonna.

[dentalplan]

I think Elton John is more likely than Madonna.

I think Bowie is more likely than Elton John.

[Matt42]

But you missed P*****

No point mentioning him now

[Rose-Colored Boy]

I think Bowie is more likely than Elton John.

I think John Lennon is more likely than Bowie.

[Boopickledaddy]

Hasn't Ed been ruled out? Also no Royal Blood (not that I think this is a definitive list, just ruling out people I know definitely won't be there).

If it's One Direction I don't know what I'll do.

I would head in another direction and watch something else, I will be running towards the Park stage to get as far away from them as possible :-)

Shame Royal Blood aren't playing, missed them last year and regret it. Oh well can't see everything.

Edited March 9, 2015 by Boopickledaddy

[Boopickledaddy]

I think John Lennon is more likely than Bowie.

So not very likely then

[phimill]

Has Neil disappeared?! Seems like a while since even any potential clues have come out!

[feline]

I would head in another direction and watch something else, I will be running towards the Park stage to get as far away from them as possible :-)

Shame Royal Blood aren't playing, missed them last year and regret it. Oh well can't see everything.

Same. I'm absolutely gutted by this one. Last straw to clutch is that they'll be the Other opener, but I know that's just not going to happen.