Headliners 2015

[willutalk]

I think SHEERAN has the popularity but his show is surely not big enough for a headliner. I mean you have to be a seriously successful solo artist to headline Glasto and one with a great back catalogue, and some heritage.

[The Placid Casual]

I think SHEERAN has the popularity but his show is surely not big enough for a headliner. I mean you have to be a seriously successful solo artist to headline Glasto and one with a great back catalogue, and some heritage.

[WS_Jack_III]

I think SHEERAN has the popularity but his show is surely not big enough for a headliner. I mean you have to be a seriously successful solo artist to headline Glasto and one with a great back catalogue, and some heritage.

he shouldn't even be in contention. Yes i don't like his music but he isn't quite a headline act yet. Give him a few more years and see if he sticks and maintains his popularity or disappears into obscurity.

[Winslow Leach]

M8, he wears tweed, how much more heritage do you want?

[tigger123]

It's all a bit fucking pretentious isn't this, I mean it's not like mentioning 'Miss Trunchball' in Matilda's school, is it!

This guy!

[The Placid Casual]

M8, he wears tweed, how much more heritage do you want?

He's gonna bash someones ed in with tha

[Glastoboy]

It's all a bit fucking pretentious isn't this, I mean it's not like mentioning 'Miss Trunchball' in Matilda's school, is it!

It's just a joke on this forum mate. We don't mention him by name because he claims that the organisers sell tickets by attaching his name to the festival every year. This is of course bollocks and the 'P***** to headline' rumours mostly come from those of us here who desperately want him to play Glastonbury. (disclaimer - lots of people on this forum equally don't want him to or aren't bothered whether he does or not).

The reason we don't name him is just a joke so that we can pretend we're in no way connecting him to the festival even though we DO want him to play. Hope this clears it up for you.

[admscott]

It's just a joke on this forum mate. We don't mention him by name because he claims that the organisers sell tickets by attaching his name to the festival every year. This is of course bollocks and the 'P***** to headline' rumours mostly come from those of us here who desperately want him to play Glastonbury. (disclaimer - lots of people on this forum equally don't want him to or aren't bothered whether he does or not).

The reason we don't name him is just a joke so that we can pretend we're in no way connecting him to the festival even though we DO want him to play. Hope this clears it up for you.

Jokes are always funnier once people have explained them at length.

[dentalplan]

Jokes are always funnier once people have explained them at length.

Why?

[Badlands]

Jokes are always funnier once people have explained them at length.

I enjoy the explanation more if it's followed by a snide sarky comment.

[The Placid Casual]

It's all a bit fucking pretentious isn't this, I mean it's not like mentioning 'Miss Trunchball' in Matilda's school, is it!

It's just a joke on this forum mate. We don't mention him by name because he claims that the organisers sell tickets by attaching his name to the festival every year. This is of course bollocks and the 'P***** to headline' rumours mostly come from those of us here who desperately want him to play Glastonbury. (disclaimer - lots of people on this forum equally don't want him to or aren't bothered whether he does or not).

The reason we don't name him is just a joke so that we can pretend we're in no way connecting him to the festival even though we DO want him to play. Hope this clears it up for you.

Jokes are always funnier once people have explained them at length.

I feel sick

[FuzzyDunlop]

I feel sick

Please explain

[admscott]

I enjoy the explanation more if it's followed by a snide sarky comment.

Oh boy. I didn't mean to sound like I was having a go.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Please explain

Too much tripe (for tea)?

[The Placid Casual]

Please explain

It's an indigestion problem

Never mind, what Matty said is better

Edited February 27, 2015 by WessexBoy

[The Placid Casual]

Too much tripe (for tea)?

zing!

[BonScott]

call me a noob (sets self up) but can someone bring me up to speed with why nobody seems to be talking about AC/DC any more?

The quote from Eavis last year, seems to scream them. "I can't tell you who it was but that was done on the platform watching Metallica. It it a British artist? He's definitely British, but the band are not British any more."

http://www.nme.com/news/dolly-parton/78205

The lead singer, 67, does not do consecutive nights due to the demands his singing style has on his voice

If they wanted badly to do Glasto i am sure the tour dates would have been built around it

[Glastoboy]

Hey. Just being nice. Try it sometime.

[admscott]

Hey. Just being nice. Try it sometime.

Sorrrryyyyyyyyyyyy. No offence intended!

Genuinely didn't mean it to sound like I was having a go at you.

Ack. This is why I don't post. Back to lurking!

[The 38 year old virgin]

Better than Jessie J fisting her face.

that's worth a quick upgrade to the full version.

Nearly spilt my wine

[The Placid Casual]

Hey. Just being nice. Try it sometime.

I think the nice thing to do is to warn him that calling a whole forum 'pretentious' isn't really the done thing.

I can be a pretentious twat, but that doesn't go for everyone on here

[Woffy]

Oh no. Leonard Nimoy. RIP.

[The Placid Casual]

Oh no. Leonard Nimoy. RIP.

RIP

[Gucci Piggy]

Is admscott BonScott's not-mentioning-AD/DC's-lack-of-consecutive-dates-because-of-strain-on-frontman's-vocals-five-thousand-times-a-day twin?

[FuzzyDunlop]

RIP

That is my only memory of him... (I never watched star trek)