Weather

[Midnight Man]

2005. Was great and then turned into a disaster.

This year is going to be a disaster too. I know, it, you know it and Eavis knows it. Big thunderstorm, site gets flooded, we all churn up the site and we're fucked.

[**claire**]

2005. Was great and then turned into a disaster.

This year is going to be a disaster too. I know, it, you know it and Eavis knows it. Big thunderstorm, site gets flooded, we all churn up the site and we're fucked.

Having a bad day there?!

[chazwwe]

2005. Was great and then turned into a disaster.

This year is going to be a disaster too. I know, it, you know it and Eavis knows it. Big thunderstorm, site gets flooded, we all churn up the site and we're fucked.

Get out.

I think a light morning rain wouldn't be too bad, stop by mid day ish on one of the days. It won't flood.

[Gnomicide]

Yr.no has now got a bit better than earlier!!!

They are playing with us.

There's a reason they're called yr.no.

Is it going to rain? Yr. No.

[clarkete]

2005. Was great and then turned into a disaster.

This year is going to be a disaster too. I know, it, you know it and Eavis knows it. Big thunderstorm, site gets flooded, we all churn up the site and we're fucked.

You remember how in about 2007 they spent 750 grand on improving drainage and you're talking utter shite?

[The Nal]

You remember how in about 2007 they spent 750 grand on improving drainage and you're talking utter shite?

Thats a myth. It was still a mudbath for parts of 2009 and 2011. There just wasn't the same amount of rain. You're kidding yourself. Time to live in the real world. The fact that the weather has been nice is a bad thing. It simply can't last.

Its going to be awful. Hailstones the size of snooker balls, swirling gusts of unforgiving wind, relentless rain, winged serpents descending from the skies and snatching folk away like subbuteo men, the ground opening up like The Great Pit of Carkoon with loved ones dropping into the bleak darkness forever, widespread fires, swarms of locusts hollowing through peoples eye sockets, Bryan Ferry playing on the West Holts. Really, really bad.

[pentura]

Thats a myth. It was still a mudbath for parts of 2009 and 2011. There just wasn't the same amount of rain. You're kidding yourself. Time to live in the real world. The fact that the weather has been nice is a bad thing. It simply can't last.

Its going to be awful. Hailstones the size of snooker balls, swirling gusts of unforgiving wind, relentless rain, winged serpents descending from the skies and snatching folk away like subbuteo men, the ground opening up like The Great Pit of Carkoon with loved ones dropping into the bleak darkness forever, widespread fires, swarms of locusts hollowing through peoples eye sockets, Bryan Ferry playing on the West Holts. Really, really bad.

Didn't accidentally put acid in your corn flakes this morning did you?

[Mr Splodge]

Thats a myth. It was still a mudbath for parts of 2009 and 2011. There just wasn't the same amount of rain. You're kidding yourself. Time to live in the real world. The fact that the weather has been nice is a bad thing. It simply can't last.

Its going to be awful. Hailstones the size of snooker balls, swirling gusts of unforgiving wind, relentless rain, winged serpents descending from the skies and snatching folk away like subbuteo men, the ground opening up like The Great Pit of Carkoon with loved ones dropping into the bleak darkness forever, widespread fires, swarms of locusts hollowing through peoples eye sockets, Bryan Ferry playing on the West Holts. Really, really bad.

Do you work for the daily express by any chance

[Porcelina]

I can't tell if he's being sarcastic!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[fred quimby]

Its going to be awful. Hailstones the size of snooker balls, swirling gusts of unforgiving wind, relentless rain, winged serpents descending from the skies and snatching folk away like subbuteo men, the ground opening up like The Great Pit of Carkoon with loved ones dropping into the bleak darkness forever, widespread fires, swarms of locusts hollowing through peoples eye sockets, Bryan Ferry playing on the West Holts. Really, really bad.

I remember a bad trip like that, except the Bryan Ferry, never got that bad

[nickharley]

I can't tell if he's being sarcastic!!!!!!!!!!!!1

you can't?!

are you being sarcastic?

[Porcelina]

I don't know!!!

[pentura]

This hurts my brain

[CaledonianGonzo]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/glastonbury-2014-weather-set-to-be-balmy-and-dry-for-festivalgoers-9546158.html

[pentura]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/glastonbury-2014-weather-set-to-be-balmy-and-dry-for-festivalgoers-9546158.html

"Pollen count is high" - you heard it here first folks

[Vanderlyle]

"Pollen count is high" - you heard it here first folks

Yeah, but moving from 'very high' today (personal update in office - sniffing every 20 seconds but able to see) to 'high' (hopefully not too different to today in office).

[Aragorn]

lol @ Nal you funny bugger

[Midnight Man]

Thats a myth. It was still a mudbath for parts of 2009 and 2011. There just wasn't the same amount of rain. You're kidding yourself. Time to live in the real world. The fact that the weather has been nice is a bad thing. It simply can't last.

Its going to be awful. Hailstones the size of snooker balls, swirling gusts of unforgiving wind, relentless rain, winged serpents descending from the skies and snatching folk away like subbuteo men, the ground opening up like The Great Pit of Carkoon with loved ones dropping into the bleak darkness forever, widespread fires, swarms of locusts hollowing through peoples eye sockets, Bryan Ferry playing on the West Holts. Really, really bad.

you forgot the Wall of Death!

[Woffy]

5 websites have got better, 2 have got worse since yesterday. Every site is better today than two days ago.

Looks like 2 stick people's legs, them shagging, just 'off chart'.

[Alcatraz]

Pollen count high....

Guess I'm going to have to dig out my 3 year old prescription hay fever tablets that got mysteriously discontinued back in 2009

[LondonTom]

Thats a myth. It was still a mudbath for parts of 2009 and 2011. There just wasn't the same amount of rain. You're kidding yourself. Time to live in the real world. The fact that the weather has been nice is a bad thing. It simply can't last.

Its going to be awful. Hailstones the size of snooker balls, swirling gusts of unforgiving wind, relentless rain, winged serpents descending from the skies and snatching folk away like subbuteo men, the ground opening up like The Great Pit of Carkoon with loved ones dropping into the bleak darkness forever, widespread fires, swarms of locusts hollowing through peoples eye sockets, Bryan Ferry playing on the West Holts. Really, really bad.

I thought you had got your ticket sorted now?

"Pollen count is high" - you heard it here first folks

Best stock up on the eye drops, nasal spray and tablets then

[Swine_Glasto2014]

Lol

[tumbles]

Thursday looking wet according to the Norweigans.

About 4mm, frankly you get more from splash back on the urinals

[frostypaw]

Thats a myth. It was still a mudbath for parts of 2009 and 2011. There just wasn't the same amount of rain. You're kidding yourself. Time to live in the real world. The fact that the weather has been nice is a bad thing. It simply can't last.

I think we're talking a different scale of mudbath tbh. Maybe a couple of acres got that bad (crossing into Dance from camping, path through Park...) but the rest was hunky dory

If noone's using a canoe it's not really wet

[JayBalls]

Netweather have got it warm for Wednesday!

http://www.netweather.tv/index.cgi?action=10day;sess=