2025 Headliners

[NorthernSoul52]

1 hour ago, Skip997 said:

I often wonder if this is a parody topic, now I know for sure. 
 

Mariah as a Glastonbury headliner 😂

At BST. 

[sisco]

4 minutes ago, Suprefan said:

 

I think the only way you have Charli and The 1975 the same day is if Charli subs them.

Agreed mate.  She’s not missing him headlining the big one.  

[charlierc]

8 minutes ago, NorthernSoul52 said:

At BST. 

I thought Mariah Carey had played BST Hyde Park before tbf but a Google says nope. Nearest was the Live 8 benefit concert in 2005, also at HP.

[Suprefan]

5 hours ago, sisco said:

Agreed mate.  She’s not missing him headlining the big one.  

 

Which only makes sense if they dont want it to be a sh*t show at Other Stage field which it very much can be. Neil Young wont be packed and who else would go against Charli  to ease the numbers. In 22 the tent was half full according to my gf who was able to watch comfortably with lots of room to dance.

 

 

 

Oh yeah, so the evil article doesnt even have or want to give Olivia a headline slot in favor of the senior citizens and Healy and Co? What are they smoking. That def would get some backlash if you went all male with 2 over the age of 70 and you have all females as subs for example. And what kind of reasoning will Emily give IF that was the actual reality though. ''we had these absolute legends just say yes so we just had to tell the girls, sorry not this year. And The 1975 are just incredible, we couldnt make room for anything''. MY ASS. Again, the exact sh*t the festival wants to avoid and theyre back at it again. Girl wants to have 3 female headliners so badly only to have to pivot back to the old way.

Edited December 13, 2024 by Suprefan

[FKA SOSOTWS]

Y'all are still discussing ragebait by The Sun? 

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

Jaysus, imagine an encore from Mariah of 'All I Want for Christmas' in the middle of summer.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Actually coming round to the idea of Chazza doing the Friday night opposite Ratboy and the lads.

 

The Dua Lipa Technique.  Work the Friday night then party the rest of the weekend.

[Mordy1990]

18 hours ago, Cooperman83 said:

1975
Neil Young
Olivia Rodrigo


Charli XCX
Loyle Carner

?????

 

Why is everyone so certain Loyle Carner will headline one of the nights on the other stage ? Is it a self confirm ? 

[NorthernSoul52]

We had a few sources, didn't we? Possibly even the same that backed The 1975. 

[01seb]

Stevie Wonder to sub the pyramid…
 

The 1975, Pulp

Biffy Clyro, Jamie XX

 

Neil Young, Stevie Wonder

Charli XCX, Deftones 

 

Olivia Rodrigo, Chappell Roan

Loyle Carner, Elbow

[stuie]

9 hours ago, Suprefan said:

Again, the exact sh*t the festival wants to avoid and theyre back at it again. Girl wants to have 3 female headliners so badly only to have to pivot back to the old way.

 

Damn.  I must have missed an announcement. 

 

Oh no... you're just guessing again and got yourself all angry with what you guessed. 🤣

[incident]

3 minutes ago, 01seb said:

Stevie Wonder to sub the pyramid…
 

The 1975, Pulp

Biffy Clyro, Jamie XX

 

Neil Young, Stevie Wonder

Charli XCX, Deftones 

 

Olivia Rodrigo, Chappell Roan

Loyle Carner, Elbow

 

I love Neil Young, and think he's 100% a headliner and anyone who tries to claim otherwise is comically mistaken.

 

But he isn't playing above Stevie Wonder.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Rumour is that they're moving the Pyramid Stage to the Other Field and the Other Stage will be in the Pyramid Field for one night only to accommodate the 250k + people who will be at Charli XCX.

[foolee]

26 minutes ago, 01seb said:

Stevie Wonder to sub the pyramid…
 

The 1975, Pulp

Biffy Clyro, Jamie XX

 

Neil Young, Stevie Wonder

Charli XCX, Deftones 

 

Olivia Rodrigo, Chappell Roan

Loyle Carner, Elbow

Stick. Means I can watch Biffy, Deftones, Chappell & O Rod. 

 

3 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Rumour is that they're moving the Pyramid Stage to the Other Field and the Other Stage will be in the Pyramid Field for one night only to accommodate the 250k + people who will be at Charli XCX.

After this summer/brat it’s gonna be packed so need something bit to take punters away. Surprised they’ve not got Charli & Olivia as 2 of the headliners tbh. 

[Nobby's Old Boots]

10 hours ago, Suprefan said:

 

Which only makes sense if they dont want it to be a sh*t show at Other Stage field which it very much can be. Neil Young wont be packed and who else would go against Charli  to ease the numbers. In 22 the tent was half full according to my gf who was able to watch comfortably with lots of room to dance.

 

 

 

Oh yeah, so the evil article doesnt even have or want to give Olivia a headline slot in favor of the senior citizens and Healy and Co? What are they smoking. That def would get some backlash if you went all male with 2 over the age of 70 and you have all females as subs for example. And what kind of reasoning will Emily give IF that was the actual reality though. ''we had these absolute legends just say yes so we just had to tell the girls, sorry not this year. And The 1975 are just incredible, we couldnt make room for anything''. MY ASS. Again, the exact sh*t the festival wants to avoid and theyre back at it again. Girl wants to have 3 female headliners so badly only to have to pivot back to the old way.

So you're now getting yourself worked up into a tizzy about how you imagine Glastonbury are going to respond to questions that won't be asked about a lineup that isn't going to be announced?

Who are you even talking to at this point?

[steviewevie]

2 hours ago, 01seb said:

Stevie Wonder to sub the pyramid…
 

The 1975, Pulp

Biffy Clyro, Jamie XX

 

Neil Young, Stevie Wonder

Charli XCX, Deftones 

 

Olivia Rodrigo, Chappell Roan

Loyle Carner, Elbow

Pulp subbing 1975?! whatever next?

With that sunday lineup might be an early exit for me if I'm all jaded and missing my bed/shower/toilet.

[CaledonianGonzo]

1 hour ago, foolee said:

After this summer/brat it’s gonna be packed so need something bit to take punters away. Surprised they’ve not got Charli & Olivia as 2 of the headliners tbh. 

 

I'm not.  A lot of the media palaver hasn't really translated into huge sales or her tour selling like hot-cakes.   Lots of headlines and think-pieces but someone like Sabrina Carpenter has done way bigger numbers in the UK.  Add another 12 months and Brat Summer will feel like an aeon away. 

 

SZA's streaming numbers dwarf Chazza and look how that worked out.

[foolee]

29 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

 

I'm not.  A lot of the media palaver hasn't really translated into huge sales or her tour selling like hot-cakes.   Lots of headlines and think-pieces but someone like Sabrina Carpenter has done way bigger numbers in the UK.  Add another 12 months and Brat Summer will feel like an aeon away. 

 

SZA's streaming numbers dwarf Chazza and look how that worked out.

I swear she sold out her arena tour did she not? Can’t really use streaming numbers as a metric, ticket sales have to be the way to go. 

[FKA SOSOTWS]

32 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

 

I'm not.  A lot of the media palaver hasn't really translated into huge sales or her tour selling like hot-cakes.   Lots of headlines and think-pieces but someone like Sabrina Carpenter has done way bigger numbers in the UK.  Add another 12 months and Brat Summer will feel like an aeon away. 

 

SZA's streaming numbers dwarf Chazza and look how that worked out.

 

SZA is not a good comparison as that was slow r&b, whereas Charli would attract all the partygoers on-site.

 

Though Other Stage closer still better than Pyramid.

[charlierc]

4 hours ago, MEGATRONICMEATWAGON said:

Jaysus, imagine an encore from Mariah of 'All I Want for Christmas' in the middle of summer.

I think there's a few who would either ironically or unironically love that.

[Slugy]

4 minutes ago, charlierc said:

I think there's a few who would either ironically or unironically love that.

IDLES have been doing it on their tour just gone. Went down a treat.

[stuie]

9 minutes ago, FKA SOSOTWS said:

SZA is not a good comparison as that was slow r&b, whereas Charli would attract all the partygoers on-site.

 

That's a wild statement!  Lots of partygoers would go nowhere near Charli XCX. 

[Stokesy10]

Please announce Fender 😔

[CaledonianGonzo]

16 minutes ago, foolee said:

I swear she sold out her arena tour did she not? Can’t really use streaming numbers as a metric, ticket sales have to be the way to go. 

 

Sold out but took months, whereas Sab Carp was adding extra shows when folk were still in enormous queues for the initial batch.

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 minute ago, Stokesy10 said:

Please announce Fender 😔

Going to see him on Monday but would love to see him on the farm as well🤞