David Attenborough

[Quark]

Personally I'm looking forward to him following in the footsteps of previous guests at the farm who have subsequently pottered off to enjoy the weekend after their performance.

By which I mean I want to see David Attenborough absolutely spangled off his tits and trying to make sense of the mirror statues in The Wood

[karaseen]

On 2/14/2019 at 1:12 PM, shuttlep said:

I am hoping he does the whole Jurassic park thing , lands in one of them helicopters, Jurrasic theme playing , steps out in his lovely white lined suit.

 

 

and there is a massive T Rex on stage, Jeff Goldblum comes out shouting something about random butterfly wings flapping in Oz

 

9 hours ago, shuttlep said:

Just read the Goldblum has confirmed

 

my prophetic dreams are coming true

Errrmmmm today on Instagram Emily posted about a T rex on stage at Glastonbury. This is a bit spooky. 

Edited March 13, 2019 by karaseen

[shuttlep]

12 hours ago, karaseen said:

 

Errrmmmm today on Instagram Emily posted about a T rex on stage at Glastonbury. This is a bit spooky. 

Anyone want to know their future ,... just drop me a line

[karaseen]

3 minutes ago, shuttlep said:

Anyone want to know their future ,... just drop me a line

Who is the third headliner? 

[shuttlep]

On 3/14/2019 at 9:46 AM, karaseen said:

Who is the third headliner? 

Kyle Jenner , playing the spoons 

[Zoo Music Girl]

Anyone see this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48198945

Might be some link at Glasto?

[Zoo Music Girl]

Big Dave fancies a rave

[Woffy]

33 minutes ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

Big Dave fancies a rave

Panicked a bit when I saw him trending on Twitter. 

[Zoo Music Girl]

5 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Panicked a bit when I saw him trending on Twitter. 

His birthday innit!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

Anyone see this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48198945

Might be some link at Glasto?

Just heard about this on the radio. I am now even more convinced that he actually is the living embodiment of God. All praise the Dave.

What an exciting competition to have a go at if you actually knew anything about creating dance music. I'd be wetting my pants with excitement if I knew how to create music. As it is, I'll just have to settle for wetting my pants every now and again through drunkeness!

 

 

[Flying_Hellfish]

David Attenborough's Jungle Boogie listed for BlueDot

Does sound a bit Chris Morris, but could be that?

https://www.discoverthebluedot.com/profile/david-attenborough's-jungle-boogie

Edited May 9, 2019 by Flying_Hellfish
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[betharm]

So.. is he on? Any further info? 

My group have just got a flag of him printed for the campsite 

[Gnomicide]

I think the Pyramid ornament makes it more likely.

[eFestivals]

Just now, betharm said:

So.. is he on? Any further info? 

no idea, sorry. There's a decent chance i think.

[eFestivals]

Just now, Gnomicide said:

I think the Pyramid ornament makes it more likely.

you sure that's for the pyramid? (I know it says that).

There's a globe thingy going up on  Pangea so i hear.

[Gnomicide]

1 minute ago, eFestivals said:

you sure that's for the pyramid? (I know it says that).

There's a globe thingy going up on  Pangea so i hear.

Only from what it says. I think the Pangea thing is a moon but I suppose there could be both.

[Gnomicide]

And..... I think we have our answer.

[Hugh Jass]

40 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

Only from what it says. I think the Pangea thing is a moon but I suppose there could be both.

I'm upvoting this because seeing Gnom on 3,999 kills me,

[Gnomicide]

1 hour ago, Hugh Jass said:

I'm upvoting this because seeing Gnom on 3,999 kills me,

Oh, you! ?

[Glastog]

Where is that world ornament going ? 

[FloorFiller]

13 minutes ago, Glastog said:

Where is that world ornament going ? 

Above the stage on the Pyramid.

[Crazyfool01]

Im hoping he will appear on the pyramid as I have an idea .... with a full crowd how difficult would it be to clear that arena of litter if he was to ask us to pick some up ... 30 seconds of litter picking would  make that place immaculate and reinforce the message of people not dropping it for the rest of the festival and build a kind of ethos around it  

[p.pete]

2 hours ago, Hugh Jass said:

I'm upvoting this because seeing Gnom on 3,999 kills me,

Hopefully 4,001 isn't too jarring ?

[dmedxb]

13:20 webcam shows that globe well on its way up to the top of Pyramid. 

[kh24]

3 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

Im hoping he will appear on the pyramid as I have an idea .... with a full crowd how difficult would it be to clear that arena of litter if he was to ask us to pick some up ... 30 seconds of litter picking would  make that place immaculate and reinforce the message of people not dropping it for the rest of the festival and build a kind of ethos around it  

Love this idea! would make a proper statement and probably make the news coverage too!