Janet Jackson Headlining?

[jntsrb]

Official R&B Albums Chart Top 40 (UK)
4. Control - Janet Jackson

[Gnomicide]

Official rock and metal chart (UK)

4. Celebrity Mansions - Dinosaur Pile-up

[jntsrb]

I appreciate the humour here. ?

[gratefulbread]

Have you got your wellies sorted yet, Janet? 

 

[sprocketrocket]

I'm really confused, like others here I can't think of anything particular she's done. But I know she's inexplicably popular in the states. In fact the only thing of hers I can think of is the boob thing from the not very good rugby.

[gratefulbread]

32 minutes ago, sprocketrocket said:

I'm really confused, like others here I can't think of anything particular she's done. But I know she's inexplicably popular in the states. In fact the only thing of hers I can think of is the boob thing from the not very good rugby.

You've done it now m8

[Gnomicide]

26 minutes ago, gratefulbread said:

You've done it now m8

He certainly has. American football is 1000 times better than rugby.

[marcoolio]

2 hours ago, sprocketrocket said:

I'm really confused, like others here I can't think of anything particular she's done. But I know she's inexplicably popular in the states. In fact the only thing of hers I can think of is the boob thing from the not very good rugby.

 

[Quark]

1 hour ago, Gnomicide said:

He certainly has. American football is 1000 times better than rugby.

Jokes is jokes Gnom, but.....

[jntsrb]

On 6/15/2019 at 8:28 PM, sprocketrocket said:

I'm really confused, like others here I can't think of anything particular she's done. But I know she's inexplicably popular in the states. In fact the only thing of hers I can think of is the boob thing from the not very good rugby.

You said she's inexplicably popular but you don't know anything about her. That makes no seance. You're judging by the lack of your knowledge, which is always a bad judgment. It would be like me saying that Noel is inexplicably popular in the UK, and I never heard any of his songs, and I don't even know how that man looks like. So how would I know if his popularity is explicable?

She is one of the most influential and innovative artists ever. The only reason she wasn't as big in Europe as in the States is she wasn't singing trash pop songs. But she still had greater success in Europe alone, than Kylie globally, which means she was huge in Europe too.

Edited June 18, 2019 by jntsrb

[Jay89]

3 minutes ago, jntsrb said:

She is one of the most influential and innovative artists ever.

WHOA!

[jntsrb]

Just now, Jay89 said:

WHOA!

How many artists invented a new music genre that was later followed by Michael Jackson and many other superstars? If there wasn't Janet's Control, we wouldn't get Michael's Bad. If there wasn't Janet's Rhythm Nation, we wouldn't get Michael's Dangerous... And so on. She influenced him much more than Michael ever influenced her. 

[Cooperman83]

Reckon she knew her brother was a nonce?

[The Nal]

Janet once beat Serena Williams at tennis in straight sets. 

[admscott]

3 minutes ago, Cooperman83 said:

Reckon she knew her brother was a nonce?

Almost certainly. 

Also I've heard she invented music.

Edited June 18, 2019 by admscott

[fatyeti24]

 The first time Janet picked up a golf club, in 1994, she reportedly shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one. She then decided to retire from the sport for ever.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Janet saw graphite on the roof.

[Woffy]

24 minutes ago, jntsrb said:

You said she's inexplicably popular but you don't know anything about her. That makes no seance.

It makes about as much seance as this:

 

[sprocketrocket]

20 minutes ago, Cooperman83 said:

Reckon she knew her brother was a nonce?

Very nsfw Michael Jackson Tribute https://g.co/kgs/wBsNgQ

[jntsrb]

Rolling Stone:
How Michael and Janet Jackson Created the New Black Rock Star
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/how-michael-and-janet-jackson-created-the-new-black-rock-star-127762/

Billboard:
The School of Janet Jackson: Ten Songs From the 21st Century Modeled After Her Classics
https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/bbma/8456481/janet-jackson-influences-10-modern-songs

The Guardian:
Wall humps! Crotch grabs! Why Janet Jackson’s Pleasure Principle is pop’s most influential video
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/oct/05/why-janet-jackson-pleasure-principle-is-pops-most-influential-video

Pithcfork: Meanwhile Jackson’s sister Janet had recently delivered a hard-stomping R&B-pop classic in 1989’s Rhythm Nation 1814. Its influence on her older brother was so great that he even asked Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis to produce Dangerous. Out of loyalty to Janet, they turned him down.

The Guardian: (Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814) Its industrial-tinged, more hard-edged pop sound would go on to influence Michael Jackson’s subsequent album Dangerous, especially the single, Jam.
https://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2015/jun/03/janet-jackson-10-of-the-best

 

Edited June 18, 2019 by jntsrb

[Username taken]

There you have it folks, Billboard have confirmed that Janet Jackson has influenced no fewer than TEN songs!

[jntsrb]

Billboard: 50 Incredible Things Janet Jackson Achieved Before Her 50th Birthday
https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop/7370513/janet-jackson-50-accomplishments-birthday

List of artists influenced by Janet Jackson
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_artists_influenced_by_Janet_Jackson

 

Edited June 18, 2019 by jntsrb

[eFestivals]

Janet Jackson sorted out climate change.

[Quark]

Janet Jackson knows what Victoria's secret is

[Username taken]

3 minutes ago, Quark said:

Janet Jackson knows what Victoria's secret is

Did she know Michael's secret though?