Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[squirrelarmy]

Fun thread for something to do instead of working. 

Ask a silly Glastonbury related question. The next person answers that question and then posts one of their own, more imaginative and crazy the better!

I'll start us off.

In the Pyramid Stage crowd, would you rather be stuck standing behind Lord Buckethead or stood next to Katie Hopkins?

[Mattty]

Just now, squirrelarmy said:

Fun thread for something to do instead of working. 

Ask a silly Glastonbury related question. The next person answers that question and then posts one of their own, more imaginative and crazy the better!

I'll start us off.

In the Pyramid Stage crowd, would you rather be stuck standing behind Lord Buckethead or stood next to Katie Hopkins?

Buckethead every time. 

 

Where are Daft Punk playing this year?

[Wakey321]

1 minute ago, Mattty said:

Buckethead every time. 

 

Where are Daft Punk playing this year?

They are playing an acoustic set at the Stone Circle I believe?

 

Why don't McDonald's sell Hotdogs?

 

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

2 minutes ago, Wakey321 said:

They are playing an acoustic set at the Stone Circle I believe?

 

Why don't McDonald's sell Hotdogs?

 

They do in Korea.

Why is Glastonbury called Glastonbury when there about 4 towns closer to it?

[Warbler]

Just now, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

They do in Korea.

Why is Glastonbury called Glastonbury when there about 4 towns closer to it?

Cause Pilton Festival of contemporary arts sounds like a pre school arts and crafts fair

Does anyone care about the Strokes, Are they big enough to headline? 

[ripcurl85]

1 minute ago, Warbler said:

Cause Pilton Festival of contemporary arts sounds like a pre school arts and crafts fair

Does anyone care about the Strokes, Are they big enough to headline? 

Only their first album and no.

How big is the bag that the Sonic tent comes in?

[dimus]

8x8 megaunits

What time is love?

[Hugh Jass]

Just now, dimus said:

8x8 megaunits

What time is love?

Friday at 4pm, but it clashes with Fear and Disappointment.

What does Michael Eavis keep in his beard?

[Gnomicide]

Too slow.

 

Edited June 13, 2017 by Gnomicide

[gmb1992]

1 minute ago, Hugh Jass said:

Friday at 4pm, but it clashes with Fear and Disappointment.

What does Michael Eavis keep in his beard?

It's where the cows go during the festival 

Where can I purchase a ticket for the monorail? 

[Gnomicide]

Just now, gmb1992 said:

It's where the cows go during the festival 

Where can I purchase a ticket for the monorail? 

1997

How many sets has Mik Artistic played since 1998?

[Avalon_Fields]

Just now, Gnomicide said:

1997

How many sets has Mik Artistic played since 1998?

8,761 (They're just the ones I've been to)

What's naughty about the naughty corner?

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, Avalon_Fields said:

8,761 (They're just the ones I've been to)

What's naughty about the naughty corner?

@Bisque

Whats the Other Stage's real name?

[mr gumby]

1 minute ago, Woffy said:

@Bisque

Whats the Other Stage's real name?

Bernard.

What would happen if Michael Eavis didn't say 'this was the best year ever' within 24 hrs of the festival finishing? Would the universe implode?

[zak14]

1 minute ago, mr gumby said:

Bernard.

What would happen if Michael Eavis didn't say 'this was the best year ever' within 24 hrs of the festival finishing? Would the universe implode?

He didnt say it in 2001 and the universe split into two and Glastonbury we used to know is now V Fest in this universe

 

Who would win in a fight a growler or fatboy slim?

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, zak14 said:

He didnt say it in 2001 and the universe split into two and Glastonbury we used to know is now V Fest in this universe

 

Who would win in a fight a growler or fatboy slim?

Zoe Ball. 

Who won Russy Bingo?

[Hugh Jass]

1 minute ago, Woffy said:

Zoe Ball. 

Who won Russy Bingo?

Russy did.

Who we obsess over after Radiohead have played?

[ripcurl85]

2 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

Russy did.

Who we obsess over after Radiohead have played?

Lorde.

Who has been to Philippa's Van?

Edited June 13, 2017 by ripcurl85

[squirrelarmy]

Just now, ripcurl85 said:

Lorde.

Who has been to Philippa's Van?

No one has ever come back from there.

 

How many people can fit inside a single welly?

[cidersidney]

9 people and a dog

 

how long is a long drop drop?

[Skelts]

1 minute ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

37 feet and six inches

 

Why is silver Hayes?

Because his camel wears pants

 

Does Billy Bragg?

[shuttlep]

Just now, Skelts said:

Because his camel wears pants

 

Does Billy Bragg?

all the time about the size of his watsit

 

would you go to Phillipa's Van?

[OG]

No he only has a small one! 

Is it true the entire crowd can fit in the pyramid stage 

[Morse Code]

No, only their souls.

Is the stone circle?

[Franky]

Yes,

Where is the KLF's secret set ?