Stage Predictions 2017

[the wonderwhy]

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE 

[shoptildrop]

So funny folk thinking the clashfinder is read when it says on the top its fantasy  

[dentalplan]

6 minutes ago, MattDavies__ said:

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE 

Well, that's from yer man who refuses to use this thread to predict rather than ones who do.

edit: tho I do wanna be able to stamp 'fake' across mine just to be sure. I usually throw a Bearfur in there to keep it unreal.

Edited March 5, 2017 by dentalplan

[the wonderwhy]

Just now, dentalplan said:

Well, that's from yer man who refuses to use this thread to predict rather than ones who do.

Oh yeah I wasn't blaming you, you carry on (I'm assuming yours is private - i've done the same thing now) 

[jackplaysguitar]

Can I just ask when the line up usually gets announced?

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

22 minutes ago, jackplaysguitar said:

Can I just ask when the line up usually gets announced?

You need to search for the thingy 

[jackplaysguitar]

1 minute ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

You need to search for the thingy 

The thingy? What?

[billum]

Just now, jackplaysguitar said:

The thingy? What?

The Thingy! All Hail The Great And Mighty Ominscient Thingy!

http://theglastonburythingy.weebly.com/the-thingy.html

[kingbadger]

2 minutes ago, jackplaysguitar said:

The thingy? What?

Heathen.

[Gnomicide]

[mjsell]

 

Edited March 5, 2017 by mjsell

[simian_mobile_mushrooms]

10 hours ago, MattDavies__ said:

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE 

The world has reached peak fake news

[simian_mobile_mushrooms]

12 hours ago, mjsell said:

I think it's more likely for ATCQ to be subbing other than low on pyramid. Am I right in saying I saw them as low as 5th down on pyramid in a prediction a couple of pages back? With Craig Bloody David 4th down on another day - I'm sorry but if that comes to pass then something is seriously wrong. 

 

Thought they'd be more likely the Friday afternoon hip hop on the Pyramid following on from De La Soul, Snoop Dogg, Wu Tang Clan in previous years. I'm hoping for that at least, just cos a clash against Radiohead or Jamiroquai would already be too much of a funky headache to get round

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Wrong thread .

Edited March 6, 2017 by Zac Quinn

[FloorFiller]

I refuse to abide by your far superior formatting. Keeping it oldschool, and as always, stealing everybody else's ideas and changing them just enough that I can reap the rewards. As always, gave up half way upon realising I'm shite at this and know nothing about the lower down acts on a lot of the stages:

 

Friday:

PY: Radiohead, The xx, Royal Blood, Lorde, Craig David, Kris Kristofferson
OS: Justice, Imagine Dragons, London Grammar, Richard Ashcroft, You Me At Six, Phoenix, ... , Elbow
WH: Damien Marley, Young Fathers, Blood Orange, Four Tet, Omar Souleyman, 
JP: Bonobo, Glass Animals, Warpaint, Fat White Family, 
PA: The Jesus & Mary Chain, Teenage Fanclub, Mark Lanegan Band, Thee Oh Sees, 

Saturday:

PY: Foo Fighters, Lady Gaga, Kaiser Chiefs, Brian Wilson, Christine & The Queens, 
OS: Alt-J, Boy Better Know, Haim, Stormzy, Metronomy, Wiley, Wild Beasts, 
WH: The Jacksons, Solange, The Avalanches, Toots & the Maytals, Afriquoi, Canalon de Timbiqui, United Vibrations
JP: Dizzee Rascal, Sleaford Mods, Mastodon, Spoon, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, 
PA: Ride, Grandaddy, Angel Olsen, BadBadNotGood,

Sunday:

PY: Ed Sheeran, The Weeknd, Barry Gibb, Diana Ross, Rag'N'Bone Man, 
OS: Nine Inch Nails, A Tribe Called Quest, Courteeners, Liam Gallagher, Father John Misty, Slaves, The Shins,
WH: Jamiroquai, Jungle, NAO, Anderson Paak, 
JP: The Flaming Lips, Slowdive, The Kills, Crystal Castles, Whitney, Parquet Courts, 
PA: Laura Marling, Local Natives, Real Estate, Alvvays, Margo Price, 

Edited March 6, 2017 by FloorFiller

[Tartan_Glasto]

2 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

I refuse to abide by your far superior formatting. Keeping it oldschool, and as always, stealing everybody else's ideas and changing them just enough that I can reap the rewards. As always, gave up half way upon realising I'm shite at this and know nothing about the lower down acts on a lot of the stages:

 

Friday:

PY: Radiohead, The xx, Royal Blood, Lorde, Craig David, Christine & the Queens, Kris Kristofferson
OS: Chase & Status, Imagine Dragons, London Grammar, Richard Ashcroft, You Me At Six, Phoenix, ... , Elbow
WH: Damien Marley, Young Fathers, Blood Orange, Four Tet, Omar Souleyman, 
JP: Bonobo, Glass Animals, Warpaint, Fat White Family, 
PA: The Jesus & Mary Chain, Teenage Fanclub, Mark Lanegan Band, Thee Oh Sees, 

Saturday:

PY: Foo Fighters, Lady Gaga, Kaiser Chiefs, Brian Wilson, Christine & The Queens, 
OS: Alt-J, Boy Better Know, Haim, Stormzy, Metronomy, Wiley, Wild Beasts, 
WH: The Jacksons, Solange, The Avalanches, Toots & the Maytals, Afriquoi, Canalon de Timbiqui, United Vibrations
JP: Dizzee Rascal, Sleaford Mods, Mastodon, Spoon, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, 
PA: Ride, Grandaddy, Angel Olsen, BadBadNotGood,

Sunday:

PY: Ed Sheeran, The Weeknd, Barry Gibb, Diana Ross, Rag'N'Bone Man, 
OS: Justice, A Tribe Called Quest, Courteeners, Liam Gallagher, Father John Misty, Slaves, The Shins,
WH: Jamiroquai, Jungle, NAO, Anderson Paak, 
JP: The Flaming Lips, Slowdive, The Kills, Crystal Castles, Whitney, Parquet Courts, 
PA: Laura Marling, Local Natives, Real Estate, Alvvays, Margo Price, 

Your Friday pleases me but would prob give me some trouble with clashes!

Can't help but notice you've got Christine and The Queens on twice. So I'm taking her off your Friday to lessen the clashes  

[FloorFiller]

2 minutes ago, Tartan_Glasto said:

Your Friday pleases me but would prob give me some trouble with clashes!

Can't help but notice you've got Christine and The Queens on twice. So I'm taking her off your Friday to lessen the clashes  

Eep. Removed her from the Friday, just for you.

Looking over it there's a lot of stuff in weird positions but I really struggled to fit in all of the acts I think'll be there. So much potential this year - just hope it comes to light.

I also don't think Chase & Status or Justice will actually headline Other but don't have the foggiest who actually will so they'll have to do.

Edited March 6, 2017 by FloorFiller

[jparx]

I'd take that right now FF.

If we end up with just one surprise (something like NIN, for example), it could elevate the potential lineup to true greatness.

[mjsell]

11 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

I refuse to abide by your far superior formatting. Keeping it oldschool, and as always, stealing everybody else's ideas and changing them just enough that I can reap the rewards. As always, gave up half way upon realising I'm shite at this and know nothing about the lower down acts on a lot of the stages:

 

Friday:

PY: Radiohead, The xx, Royal Blood, Lorde, Craig David, Christine & the Queens, Kris Kristofferson
OS: Chase & Status, Imagine Dragons, London Grammar, Richard Ashcroft, You Me At Six, Phoenix, ... , Elbow
WH: Damien Marley, Young Fathers, Blood Orange, Four Tet, Omar Souleyman, 
JP: Bonobo, Glass Animals, Warpaint, Fat White Family, 
PA: The Jesus & Mary Chain, Teenage Fanclub, Mark Lanegan Band, Thee Oh Sees, 

Saturday:

PY: Foo Fighters, Lady Gaga, Kaiser Chiefs, Brian Wilson, Christine & The Queens, 
OS: Alt-J, Boy Better Know, Haim, Stormzy, Metronomy, Wiley, Wild Beasts, 
WH: The Jacksons, Solange, The Avalanches, Toots & the Maytals, Afriquoi, Canalon de Timbiqui, United Vibrations
JP: Dizzee Rascal, Sleaford Mods, Mastodon, Spoon, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, 
PA: Ride, Grandaddy, Angel Olsen, BadBadNotGood,

Sunday:

PY: Ed Sheeran, The Weeknd, Barry Gibb, Diana Ross, Rag'N'Bone Man, 
OS: Justice, A Tribe Called Quest, Courteeners, Liam Gallagher, Father John Misty, Slaves, The Shins,
WH: Jamiroquai, Jungle, NAO, Anderson Paak, 
JP: The Flaming Lips, Slowdive, The Kills, Crystal Castles, Whitney, Parquet Courts, 
PA: Laura Marling, Local Natives, Real Estate, Alvvays, Margo Price, 

Not bad, FF. Only the singular headliner clash on the Friday and the Sunday for me is some going - I'm not sure whether that means the headliner lineup is good or bad though. The depth is great however, stuff to keep me interested all day everyday.

I still can't see Justice playing at the same time as Ed - as much as I'd like them to. Do they consider the levels of crowd each headliner will take away from the pyramid? I just think they would be looking at the same sort of crowd size as Jamiroquai on WH and neither will dent Ed enough.

 

 

Edited March 6, 2017 by mjsell

[DownboundTrain52]

7 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

I refuse to abide by your far superior formatting. Keeping it oldschool, and as always, stealing everybody else's ideas and changing them just enough that I can reap the rewards. As always, gave up half way upon realising I'm shite at this and know nothing about the lower down acts on a lot of the stages:

 

Friday:

PY: Radiohead, The xx, Royal Blood, Lorde, Craig David, Kris Kristofferson
OS: Chase & Status, Imagine Dragons, London Grammar, Richard Ashcroft, You Me At Six, Phoenix, ... , Elbow
WH: Damien Marley, Young Fathers, Blood Orange, Four Tet, Omar Souleyman, 
JP: Bonobo, Glass Animals, Warpaint, Fat White Family, 
PA: The Jesus & Mary Chain, Teenage Fanclub, Mark Lanegan Band, Thee Oh Sees, 

Saturday:

PY: Foo Fighters, Lady Gaga, Kaiser Chiefs, Brian Wilson, Christine & The Queens, 
OS: Alt-J, Boy Better Know, Haim, Stormzy, Metronomy, Wiley, Wild Beasts, 
WH: The Jacksons, Solange, The Avalanches, Toots & the Maytals, Afriquoi, Canalon de Timbiqui, United Vibrations
JP: Dizzee Rascal, Sleaford Mods, Mastodon, Spoon, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, 
PA: Ride, Grandaddy, Angel Olsen, BadBadNotGood,

Sunday:

PY: Ed Sheeran, The Weeknd, Barry Gibb, Diana Ross, Rag'N'Bone Man, 
OS: Justice, A Tribe Called Quest, Courteeners, Liam Gallagher, Father John Misty, Slaves, The Shins,
WH: Jamiroquai, Jungle, NAO, Anderson Paak, 
JP: The Flaming Lips, Slowdive, The Kills, Crystal Castles, Whitney, Parquet Courts, 
PA: Laura Marling, Local Natives, Real Estate, Alvvays, Margo Price, 

Going by that, I'd probably have a rather lax Friday, a clash-heavy Saturday and - if Barry Gibb ended up being the Legend Slot - a Sunday camped at John Peel (not hugely convinced on ATCQ being anywhere but Pyramid mid afternoon on Friday or the West Holts.

Brian Wilson would be a sound booking.

[SwedgeAntilles]

Not too shabby FF, only complaints are there are quite a few nightmare clashes and I wouldn't really have any obvious headliner on Saturday. Still loads of good stuff though. 

[Tartan_Glasto]

2 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

Eep. Removed her from the Friday, just for you.

You're some man! 

[FloorFiller]

9 minutes ago, mjsell said:

I still can't see Justice playing at the same time as Ed - as much as I'd like them to. Do they consider the levels of crowd each headliner will take away from the pyramid? I just think they would be looking at the same sort of crowd size as Jamiroquai on WH and neither will dent Ed enough.

 

 

Yeah I don't see it happening either but was lost for ideas for Other headliners. Think Justice are far more likely to end up headlining JP or something. 

12 minutes ago, jparx said:

I'd take that right now FF.

If we end up with just one surprise (something like NIN, for example), it could elevate the potential lineup to true greatness.

Bah can't believe I forgot about them. Gonna do some rejigging.

[FloorFiller]

12 minutes ago, DownboundTrain52 said:

(not hugely convinced on ATCQ being anywhere but Pyramid mid afternoon on Friday or the West Holts.

Only reason I didn't put them there is because I'm now convinced Craig David will be taking that Friday Pyramid slot, and I liked dental's Other sub idea (far less people there for the sake of it and more actual fans, although guess there's always the risk of people just waiting for the headliner afterwards).

[jparx]

5 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

Bah can't believe I forgot about them. Gonna do some rejigging.

They would have to play on Sunday looking at the current lay of the land. Can't imagine they would clash with Radiohead or Foo Fighters.

It's hard to gauge how much of a draw they would be at Glastonbury.