Headliner predictions 2017

[Bisque]

I'm about to drop some dollar on ebay for Sheeran's back catalogue. Still worth it?

[MrZigster]

11 hours ago, The Nal said:

Actually theres someone whos tourung around Glasto. Camille. Shes playing France on the Friday. 

Wow. That's a big venue 

[mjsell]

1 hour ago, Bisque said:

I'm about to drop some dollar on ebay for Sheeran's back catalogue. Still worth it?

Tough question to answer. 

'Still worth it' implies that at one time it had value. 

[RossTC]

http://www.somersetlive.co.uk/prince-charles-pulled-a-pint-in-the-prince-of-wales-on-ham-hill-in-somerset-on-valentine-8217-s-day/story-30136281-detail/story.html

 

Prince Charles to headline Saturday and Kasabian on Sunday...

[kalifire]

41 minutes ago, RossTC said:

http://www.somersetlive.co.uk/prince-charles-pulled-a-pint-in-the-prince-of-wales-on-ham-hill-in-somerset-on-valentine-8217-s-day/story-30136281-detail/story.html

 

Prince Charles to headline Saturday and Kasabian on Sunday...

Subbed by a Princess Di hologram performing sultry looks and media manipulation. Biggest crowd ever.

[phimill]

Barry Gibb - SR on the rumours page - any news?

[shuttlep]

If the FOO's do headline

 

do  you think they would headline Sunday night

[sisco]

1 hour ago, shuttlep said:

If the FOO's do headline

 

do  you think they would headline Sunday night

Sure there was a rumour that they're the Saturday night

[giantkatestacks]

Re the Grammys: what I wouldn't give for The Time on West Holts though...

[rubenz]

22 hours ago, Woffy said:

It's not a patch on the fuckin' Brit Awards. 

That said: CeeLo Green though. 

[dentalplan]

All time worst headliner announcement below, courtesy of Pinkpop. By that I mean the method of announcement but the act is pretty dire too.

 

Edited February 15, 2017 by dentalplan

[eFestivals]

7 hours ago, phimill said:

Barry Gibb - SR on the rumours page - any news?

well, I've had someone tell that name to me today, which is why it's appeared. In theory the source should be good, but it has no history with me, and we'll have to wait and see.

There's been a Gibb rumour gig round, tho, since last Glasto, which i've ignored cos it seemed too much of the same thing being repeated - and it's not impossible that what's been said to me today is the same thing yet again.

So ... in theory it should be good - certain - but for various reasons I'm a little wary of it.

[Gucci Piggy]

54 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

well, I've had someone tell that name to me today, which is why it's appeared. In theory the source should be good, but it has no history with me, and we'll have to wait and see.

There's been a Gibb rumour gig round, tho, since last Glasto, which i've ignored cos it seemed too much of the same thing being repeated - and it's not impossible that what's been said to me today is the same thing yet again.

So ... in theory it should be good - certain - but for various reasons I'm a little wary of it.

Surely he's always been likely to appear since this interview he gave straight after last year's festival?

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/metro.co.uk/2016/07/02/barry-gibb-confirms-diana-ross-is-going-to-be-play-glastonbury-festival-2017-5980534/amp/?client=ms-android-samsung

‘I don’t know where I’m going to fit. The people there were very kind to me and suggested a show perhaps next year,’ he said.

He says in the same interview that Diana Ross is already booked for the legend's slot, so he must be talking about playing a different slot here. I've been predicting him for ~4th down Pyramid ever since. If you've got info for him Sunday Pyramid then I think he'd probably go before Diana Ross.

[rubenz]

I've only just seen the Isle of white headliners. Whatever we get it can't be any worse than David guetta and rod Stewart 

[Amy Lawn]

2 hours ago, dentalplan said:

All time worst headliner announcement below, courtesy of Pinkpop. By that I mean the method of announcement but the act is pretty dire too.

If that doesn't prove them as hip I don't know what does.

[dentalplan]

Just now, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

If that doesn't prove them as hip I don't know what does.

You wait until the R+L poster is just lines of lines of emojis.

[Amy Lawn]

1 minute ago, dentalplan said:

You wait until the R+L poster is just lines of lines of emojis.

I heard Muse's next album is going to be made completely of emojis, as like edgy satire.

[the wonderwhy]

3 hours ago, dentalplan said:

All time worst headliner announcement below, courtesy of Pinkpop. By that I mean the method of announcement but the act is pretty dire too.

 

Wait, who have they actually announced? 

[Gucci Piggy]

1 minute ago, MattDavies__ said:

Wait, who have they actually announced? 

Yeah I didn't get it at all. Just looked and it was Justin Bieber. I assumed it was Jack Ü first.

[Mash011]

4 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

Yeah I didn't get it at all. Just looked and it was Justin Bieber. I assumed it was Jack Ü first.

I was looking at it for a while thinking 'who the fuck is Jan Smeets'.

[dentalplan]

9 minutes ago, MattDavies__ said:

Wait, who have they actually announced? 

Ray Romano

[the wonderwhy]

5 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

Ray Romano

Ooo, I love him

[Gucci Piggy]

9 minutes ago, Mash011 said:

I was looking at it for a while thinking 'who the fuck is Jan Smeets'.

Hahaha I've seen him discussed a few times on here as he gave an interview saying Foos weren't coming to Europe, but aye if I wasn't an efests poster I'd be looking at that baffled.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

4 hours ago, rubenz said:

I've only just seen the Isle of white headliners. Whatever we get it can't be any worse than David guetta and rod Stewart 

Could be Run DMC

[eFestivals]

11 hours ago, Will-2609 said:

Surely he's always been likely to appear since this interview he gave straight after last year's festival?

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/metro.co.uk/2016/07/02/barry-gibb-confirms-diana-ross-is-going-to-be-play-glastonbury-festival-2017-5980534/amp/?client=ms-android-samsung

 

 

He says in the same interview that Diana Ross is already booked for the legend's slot, so he must be talking about playing a different slot here. I've been predicting him for ~4th down Pyramid ever since. If you've got info for him Sunday Pyramid then I think he'd probably go before Diana Ross.

In what you quoted it's all said in a very uncertain way. It struck me as platitudes &/or talk around him being at the 2016 fest rather than anything of certainty for 2017, which is why I'd chosen to ignore what was said back then and hadn't included him as a rumour until now.