marcoolio Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 22 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said: I shall say sorry in advance but here is a well hung hanged chicken. Well hung for a chicken, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wonderwhy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I have an exam 9:15-11:15 tomorrow so it'll definitely be around then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 21 minutes ago, supasum said: I don't even know what to say, it looks as though it's been blurred for being indecent. It's cos it's got it's cockerel out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Interesting Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Gnomicide said: My blue chicken is going viral! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkmolly226 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 47 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said: Possibly the worst ever hanged chicken drawn in MS Paint. it's legs are a bit far forward, if this was a real chicken it would be off balance and be dragging it's wee blue bum along the floor when upright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbomcnutt Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, pinkmolly226 said: it's legs are a bit far forward, if this was a real chicken it would be off balance and be dragging it's wee blue bum along the floor when upright yeah, it's just the position of the legs that's wrong here! otherwise, great chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkmolly226 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Just now, jumbomcnutt said: yeah, it's just the position of the legs that's wrong here! otherwise, great chicken. Haha! If it weren't for the legs I would have been fooled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ourkid1984 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 (edited) https://youtu.be/Wq7ASMbOpmo Edited May 23, 2016 by ourkid1984 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanieM28 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 19 minutes ago, jumbomcnutt said: Hanged Blue Chicken have self confirmed. Well, I think they should honour us lot first with a private mini-gig at the efesters meet on Wednesday before every Tom, Dick and Harry discovers them at the JP stage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid_Haze Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 13 hours ago, drchickenburger said: It should be landing at some point today ladies and gentlemen. Unless there is a sudden change of heart of course. 9 hours ago, drchickenburger said: Should be, sometime about 4pm I believe. downvotes ahoy guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple aki squat Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 23 minutes ago, pinkmolly226 said: it's legs are a bit far forward, if this was a real chicken it would be off balance and be dragging it's wee blue bum along the floor when upright Bernard Matthews over there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Interesting Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 1 hour ago, pinkmolly226 said: it's legs are a bit far forward, if this was a real chicken it would be off balance and be dragging it's wee blue bum along the floor when upright That is why evolution removed the tail feathers so that it would not fall backwards. I do believe that the beak is also now heavier than lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdavejohnson Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Nobody Interesting said: Possibly the worst ever hanged chicken drawn in MS Paint. I had my nose in this thread the whole day whilst at work. Then finished, went to gym, and missed everything. Devastated. This is fucking brilliant nonetheless. Great effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkmolly226 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 22 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said: That is why evolution removed the tail feathers so that it would not fall backwards. I do believe that the beak is also now heavier than lead. Ah, very clever. Nature is a wonderful thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkmolly226 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I love how chickens have now developed ears too lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Interesting Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, pinkmolly226 said: I love how chickens have now developed ears too lol I think I must have missed my calling, perhaps I should chuck in the job and become a full time artist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwedgeAntilles Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Nobody Interesting said: I think I must have missed my calling, perhaps I should chuck in the job and become a full time artist More like cluck your job, amirite?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanieM28 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 15 minutes ago, djdavejohnson said: I had my nose in this thread the whole day whilst at work. Then finished, went to gym, and missed everything. Devastated. This is fucking brilliant nonetheless. Great effort. Don't worry - you can be in the Hanged Blue Chicken band too. We're doing the JP tent at some point apparently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said: I think I must have missed my calling, perhaps I should chuck in the job and become a full time piss artist 2 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said: More like cluck your job, amirite?! There something wrong with the world if you don't get a slot in the comedy tent, CalGon. Cue 'egg-' jokes... Edited May 23, 2016 by Woffy Egg-stremely bad spelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkmolly226 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said: I think I must have missed my calling, perhaps I should chuck in the job and become a full time artist defo, such a talent going to waste! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdavejohnson Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 (edited) 18 minutes ago, JanieM28 said: Don't worry - you can be in the Hanged Blue Chicken band too. We're doing the JP tent at some point apparently... Aww thanks guys and gals! And chickens, obvs. Edited May 23, 2016 by djdavejohnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Kinda hope we don't get the lineup tomorrow so as not to ruin the current beautiful state of this thread. And because Richard Ashcroft is going to sub if it's tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluePaul Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Can I just say that the hanged blue chicken is quite literally the best thing I have seen on the internets this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat2 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 42 minutes ago, Woffy said: There something wrong with the world if you don't get a slot in the comedy tent, CalGon. Cue 'egg-' Yokes... Corrected for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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