Weather 2016

[Joshuwarr]

Last year's weather was ideal for me. The little downpour gave me the perfect opportunity to catch up on some sleep. By the time I woke up the sun was beaming again  

A repeat of that would be nice...

[H_D]

last year's weather needs to be replicated, was perfect

[Field Commander Jefferson]

In Jackone we trust

[The Nal]

9 minutes ago, Field Commander Jefferson said:

In Jackone we trust

Why? Can he change the weather?

[Field Commander Jefferson]

25 minutes ago, The Nal said:

Why? Can he change the weather?

Yes

[fur_q]

2 hours ago, The Nal said:

Why? Can he change the weather?

Who knows, in a system as complex and chaotic as the weather   it's  entirely, theoretically, possible that the observation, prediction and the communication of such, may effect its eventual outcome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd probably go with no though.

 

 

[bamber]

9 minutes ago, fur_q said:

Who knows, in a system as complex and chaotic as the weather   it's  entirely, theoretically, possible that the observation, prediction and the communication of such, may effect its eventual outcome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd probably go with no though.

 

 

Don't worry about Jack One, it's that pesky butterfly in South America we have to worry about. Always sticking his oar in, him.

[Guest]

Pissing down here at the moment and very cold. Miserable mud bath weather.

[Jamie G]

The weather sites just like to have a laugh at the expense of people going to Glastonbury, went to a wedding in Devon last Friday, weather check 48 hours prior to the wedding showed downpours all weekend...... Got burnt at the outdoor wedding on the Friday and again at the outdoor bbq the following day....bring back Wincy Willis a lady you could trust. 

[NoBallGames]

Accuweather has been fun. First they showed sun and nice. Then they wrote a summary saying apocalyptic rain.. As of now it is back to really great weather. Clearly they are just throwing darts at a wall and posting shiz.    http://www.accuweather.com/en/gb/glastonbury/ba6-9/june-weather/330614

[Chazwozza]

4 hours ago, Field Commander Jefferson said:

In Jackone we trust

 

4 hours ago, The Nal said:

Why? Can he change the weather?

 

4 hours ago, Field Commander Jefferson said:

Yes

I am quite happy to believe that Jackone is a Weather God...

...All Hail Jackone! 

[Guest]

Is it too early to mention my late auntie fanny's seaweed which has always beaten Jackone into a quivering anti-cyclone?

It's very moist at the moment.

[asyd]

13 hours ago, fur_q said:

Who knows, in a system as complex and chaotic as the weather   it's  entirely, theoretically, possible that the observation, prediction and the communication of such, may effect its eventual outcome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd probably go with no though.

 

 

In quantum mechanics observation modifies experiment, why not the same with weather observation and measurement? Jackone is to Glastonbury meteorology what Max Plank is to quantum physics.

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

The best we can hope for any long range forecast to be saying at the moment is for it to be torrential rain every single day of the festival. It will inevitably then change as it's impossible to predict this far out and any change from that will be a bonus, it actually makes me happy when I see rain forecasted this far beforehand, and disappointed if it's showing as being really nice.

[stopwn1981]

Forecast looks good for this weekend and all next week - bound to break again (two weeks too bloody early!)

[Titters]

The Met Office have updated their long term view, which can be summarised as.... Not. A. Clue. 

 

UK Outlook for Thursday 16 Jun 2016 to Thursday 30 Jun 2016:

It should start mainly dry in the north and northeast, but for most the middle of June is likely to be unsettled with showers or longer spells of rain. These are likely to be heavy and thundery at times, with the west and southwest probably experiencing the most unsettled conditions at first, but there should also be some drier and brighter intervals in between. Later in the month the latest indications are that it will be changeable, with all areas likely to see rain at times, but with northern areas most likely to have the most rain and the south the best of any drier, brighter weather. Temperatures generally near or just above average in the north and warm in the south, where it may turn very warm at times.

Updated at: 1258 on Wed 1 Jun 2016

[Eks101]

"In summary, breezes."

[Eks101]

[Stretlow]

3 minutes ago, Titters said:

The Met Office have updated their long term view, which can be summarised as.... Not. A. Clue. 

 

UK Outlook for Thursday 16 Jun 2016 to Thursday 30 Jun 2016:

It should start mainly dry in the north and northeast, but for most the middle of June is likely to be unsettled with showers or longer spells of rain. These are likely to be heavy and thundery at times, with the west and southwest probably experiencing the most unsettled conditions at first, but there should also be some drier and brighter intervals in between. Later in the month the latest indications are that it will be changeable, with all areas likely to see rain at times, but with northern areas most likely to have the most rain and the south the best of any drier, brighter weather. Temperatures generally near or just above average in the north and warm in the south, where it may turn very warm at times.

Updated at: 1258 on Wed 1 Jun 2016

Someone seriously gets paid to write that shit?

It should start mainly dry in the north and northeast, but for most the middle of June is likely to be unsettled with showers or longer spells of rain.

= It might rain, it might not.

These are likely to be heavy and thundery at times, with the west and southwest probably experiencing the most unsettled conditions at first, but there should also be some drier and brighter intervals in between.

= It might rain, it might not.

Later in the month the latest indications are that it will be changeable, with all areas likely to see rain at times, but with northern areas most likely to have the most rain and the south the best of any drier, brighter weather.

= It might rain it might not

Temperatures generally near or just above average in the north and warm in the south, where it may turn very warm at times.

= We haven't got a fucking clue chaps and chapesses.

What and absolute abomination of a paragraph

 

[richy24]

I might be clutching at straws but im reading that as South = Drier Brighter weather & very warm at times!

[stephos83]

Jackone is back with another installment: https://www.netweather.tv/forum/blogs/entry/4937-glastonbury-2016-festival-blog-2/

[bennyhana22]

9 minutes ago, stephos83 said:

Jackone is back with another installment: https://www.netweather.tv/forum/blogs/entry/4937-glastonbury-2016-festival-blog-2/

I love him.

Unsettled the week before = ground not too hard to pitch tents and beautifully lush and green

Drier week/weekend of = perfect festival.

I love him

Ben

[JanieM28]

1 minute ago, bennyhana22 said:

I love him.

Unsettled the week before = ground not too hard to pitch tents and beautifully lush and green

Drier week/weekend of = perfect festival.

I love him

Ben

@bennyhana22 Where the hell have you been? I've been dying to find out what you make of the full line-up!

[bennyhana22]

Just now, JanieM28 said:

@bennyhana22 Where the hell have you been? I've been dying to find out what you make of the full line-up!

Hi Janie - been a bit overwhelmed! Trying not to be impatient and just 'relax' into my meticulous line-up scrutiny in preparing the BenFinder^®!

Will post tomorrow in one of the 'who are you going to see' type threads!

Suffice it to say, my cup runneth over...

Ben
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[JanieM28]

1 minute ago, bennyhana22 said:

Hi Janie - been a bit overwhelmed! Trying not to be impatient and just 'relax' into my meticulous line-up scrutiny in preparing the BenFinder^®!

Will post tomorrow in one of the 'who are you going to see' type threads!

Suffice it to say, my cup runneth over...

Ben
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@bennyhana22 Look forward to you carefully compiled plan, even though I know our musical tastes are wildly different. We'll be interested to see if you mention a single act who we also want to see. It's fun though, innit!