Headliners 2015

[Winslow Leach]

I'm starting to question whether there is a line up.

I'm starting to question your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

[Winslow Leach]

ONLY if you put on your red shoes and dance the blues........

*Bowie prepares to take to the stage. Nile Rodgers appears out of nowhere*

Nile: You called?

Bowie: What? No, I di-

Nile: YOU CALLED?

[T-Mouse]

I'm starting to question your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

+1

Outstanding

[FuzzyDunlop]

It's a male solo artist - Eavis said not Prince - probably British

Where has either Eavis said this?

[Mouseboy11]

I'm starting to question your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Gary Jules is headlining!?

[The Placid Casual]

Gary Jules is headlining!?

BEST. COVER. EVER.

[eFestivals]

is this Neil info then? tends to point to Prince

yep - tends to point to Prince, but with very little to suggest that it's specifically Prince.

Out of the people that could fit the words I've been told of, only Prince or Bowie seem to properly fit. Of those two, Bowie seems the most unlikely, so it seems to suggest Prince.

[rinzeanne]

My flight is in 25 minutes. Can someone just confirm the line up before please...?

[Jakkkkobz]

I'm starting to question whether there is a line up.

Michael was misquoted when he said he wanted people coming to the festival without knowing the line up, rather without a lineup and this is the first year of this form of Glastonbury. Lionel, Foo's and Kanye are actually running Mexican Streetfood stalls

[FuzzyDunlop]

McCartney wouldn't suprise me (I know he has been mentioned a lot though)

Edited April 7, 2015 by FuzzyDunlop

[The Placid Casual]

With the Roskilde exclusivity it would surprise me. I shouldn't know all this stuff but I do.

[Bonneville88]

Where has either Eavis said this?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/news/a581365/michael-eavis-on-glastonbury-2015-weve-got-three-headliners-already.html#~p9bSV1Y09dpRcp

Probably bollocks but isn't everything on here?

[mandolin]

Neil, from what you understand is it an older act? Only asking because since I read your post earlier one name keeps coming into my head and I can't get rid of the nasty thought. Please give me any info that would make me realise it can't be Justin Beiber. Even Glastonbury isn't big enough to get sufficiently far away from that.

[Fivefingerjohn]

James Milners a liar

[Keithy]

I'm starting to question whether there is a line up.

I'm beginning to think this thread has slipped into some weird Prince /Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics in that that a 'Prince Headliner exists in all states at once until observed' or is it some weird Schrödinger's Prince scenario where he is and is not the headliner until the lineup is viewed.

[Purple aki squat]

I'm beginning to think this thread has slipped into some weird Prince /Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics in that that a 'Prince Headliner exists in all states at once until observed' or is it some weird Schrödinger's Prince scenario where he is and is not the headliner until the lineup is viewed.

Errrr, yeah, I was just thinking that.

Or the line up is shite

[Muppetmark]

Neil, from what you understand is it an older act? Only asking because since I read your post earlier one name keeps coming into my head and I can't get rid of the nasty thought. Please give me any info that would make me realise it can't be Justin Beiber. Even Glastonbury isn't big enough to get sufficiently far away from that.

been after for a while suggests theyve been headline sized for a while. bieber would kill the credibility of the fest anyway

[Woffy]

With the Roskilde exclusivity it would surprise me. I shouldn't know all this stuff but I do.

In hushed 'Nam type tones accompanied by a thousand yard stare:

It's, it's...this place, it...it...gets to you after a while.

Some day this Headliners 2015 thread is gonna end..................*nods enigmatically* *downward smile*

[Fivefingerjohn]

Bowie or p***** is too good. I don't want to bring my expectations to that level for a bigger fall. It's weird how Ur mind makes anyone fit.

[FuzzyDunlop]

With the Roskilde exclusivity it would surprise me. I shouldn't know all this stuff but I do.

I know, but look at Metallica last year. Roskilde is sold out too, so no need to worry their organisers.

I'd love to know how sales have gone in conparision to other years after the Kanye petition bollocks and the fact there is no line up with 6 hours of the ticket window to go.

[Woffy]

I'm beginning to think this thread has slipped into some weird Prince /Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics in that that a 'Prince Headliner exists in all states at once until observed' or is it some weird Schrödinger's Prince scenario where he is and is not the headliner until the lineup is viewed.

We need to map a Prince Field and establish if there are some places in which he is not observable.

[Bisque]

It's going to be someone I'm not arsed about.

[Fivefingerjohn]

I imagine sales are good no matter what. Once people have them 5 days in their diary it's hard to imagine people not going

[Woffy]

It's going to be someone I'm not arsed about.

No one has ruled out RuPaul yet, Couchy.

Hang in there young 'un.

[DomDom1984]

Thom Yorke IMO