Headliners 2015

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

By the time 10 rolls around I will have finished this weeks episode of fortitude and finished a bottle of wine, any further accomplishments will be a bonus in truth

[FirsG]

is he talking about the glasto annoucment....or the rapture? or just counting down the minutes till these 4 twattish blokes and 3 well thinking women finish up on our tv?

So accurate.

[festhead]

reaching the a bottle of wine to calm the nerves.....

[Squonk]

Been and done that. Where's the next one

[alexwetherell]

I'm just gonna come back and check at ten...

[FirsG]

I'd love it if Glasto tweeted 'Who needs a Prime Minister when you have a Prince' and dropped the line up.

[Icewulf]

Since when did minutes last this long??

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

*drops mic and walks of stage

[rikkirascal]

Michael Eavis has got to be a 'early to bed/early riser' sort of type isn't he? He won't be announcing the line up tonight. He'll be in bed snoozing, dreaming about cows and shorts.

Edited April 2, 2015 by rikkirascal

[deebeedoobee]

[Slugworth]

I have Koi carp and i'll be fucked if im walking one of them big bastards.

[FloorFiller]

hang on a sec.....goldfish? HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH REUNION!.........

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...

Hootie and the Blowfish split!? :'(

[Squonk]

Nice!

[merago]

Er...How long can you safely take a goldfish for a walk? Only, Bubbles doesn't seem himself now?

[Squonk]

18 mins to go

[morph100]

10am they don't call it Good Friday for nothing...quick resuscitate your goldfish

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

^ upvote

[Comfy Bean]

Only a fools gold fish would be swimming at this time of night. As was said earlier Neil doesn't normally post this late and my money would be on him watching the debates so I'm clutching my straws firmly till 10pm. roses.

[midlifecrisis]

Haven't used F5 this much since ticket day! :-)

[Beaver89]

There are very few members online for this amount of excitement/mystique. Also, if it were coming tonight wouldn't a few be tweeting about it?

[Crazyfool01]

Er...How long can you safely take a goldfish for a walk? Only, Bubbles doesn't seem himself now?

No need to Carp on about it though , is there ?

[Matt42]

I'm at a party/social gathering. It's half term and I'm drunk.

If the lineup is coming tonight I'm gonna be too drunk to appreciate it

[FuzzyDunlop]

went on hiatus `officially` anyway

The lead singer has an album out

[Slugworth]

Er...How long can you safely take a goldfish for a walk? Only, Bubbles doesn't seem himself now?

You took it out of it's bowl didn't you?

[Woffy]

I'm at a party/social gathering. It's half term and I'm drunk.

If the lineup is coming tonight I'm gonna be too drunk to appreciate it

"I'll have a Babysham"