Top 10 things to do at Glastonbury festival

[Untz]

n: Wander into The Temple at 5:30 relatively sober.

[jparx]

9 hours ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

It's not really a particularly exciting or cultural one, but I think a great thing to do at Glastonbury on either Wednesday or Thursday, is go on a bar crawl and go to as many of the different bars as you can before all the music starts.

Yeah, that's what we all do. It's a nice return to the festival.

[Mezhyp1]

2 minutes ago, Untz said:

n: Wander into The Temple at 5:30 relatively sober.

Fucking scenes 

[JamboNelly]

Stay in Shepton Mallet on the Monday and feel like your in Royston Vasey!!!

Edited March 7, 2017 by JamboNelly

[mr gumby]

9 minutes ago, JamboNelly said:

Stay in Shepton Mallet on the Monday and feel like your in Royston Vasey!!!

We don't bother the outside world, we don't want it bothering us.

[Earthwindandfire2205]

1 hour ago, Lucy92 said:

WHAT!?!!?

in the pictures of food thread.

[JamboNelly]

15 minutes ago, mr gumby said:

We don't bother the outside world, we don't want it bothering us.

I loved it really. Will be staying there again this year.

[Chewie]

Is the underground piano bar actually worth going to?

I've always been put off by the prospect of queueing and stories of them being a bit snooty about who they let in

[MilkyJoe]

Live a phat life to the fullest? Do people even still use the word 'phat'?

anyhoo...

Laugh at somebody falling over in the mud.

Go to the efests meet.

Hug a stranger.

Pick up some litter and put it in a bin.

Moan at least once about how fucking hot it is in your tent at 6am.

[MilkyJoe]

4 minutes ago, Chewie said:

Is the underground piano bar actually worth going to?

I've always been put off by the prospect of queueing and stories of them being a bit snooty about who they let in

Been once back when there was no queues and the location was still a bit secret. Couldn't be arsed with the queue last year but it's worth a visit if you can get in quickly.

[MrZigster]

I think you meant sacred in number two. Not scared.

[Untz]

Just now, MrZigster said:

I think you meant sacred in number two. Not scared.

Maybe they've only had bad trips there. It happens.

[grumpyhack]

Before things get busy, on Wednesday or Thursday, take a fold up chair, go for a bimble and plonk it down and strike up a conversation with at least two random strangers.  You'll be astonished at how friendly everyone is.

See at least two bands you've never seen or even heard of before.  The joy of discovering new things and new music.

We also set ourselves the target of eating food from around the world.  Try to notch up at least six countries/continents.

 

 

[The Nal]

12.

Dip a bucket into the longdrops and use it to waterboard the "Don't turn around" people.

[Tartan_Glasto]

27. Come to close to having a panic attack as you get trapped in a bottle neck at the urinals up by Other, as you convince yourself you're going to end up covered in stale piss at any moment.

 

In my defence I was drunk and also panicking I was going to miss Chvrches.

[Tuna]

44. Daisy Chain all 16 of your group and barge your way through the Pyramid crowd to the front for a #GlastonburyMoment to whoever that old guy is on the stage at 3pm is. 

[rosssss224]

go huge on wednesday and regret nothing

[CaledonianGonzo]

Burst into tears in the Bristol Aiport Burger King at 8am on the Monday morning.

[Hugh Jass]

Write a blog about it so the world can see how much fun you are.

[Smeble]

Sit in a 9 hour traffic jam to get in and have a BBQ at the side of the road

[Smeble]

Let out a slightly girly screech when you drive up the A37 a couple of months before the festival and see the first 'Glastonbury Festival  20** deliveries' sign being put out.

[mcshed]

46 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Burst into tears in the Bristol Aiport Burger King at 8am on the Monday morning.

Dostoevsky said hell could be nothing more than a room with a chair, well Bristol Airport Burger King has many chairs. 

[stuartbert two hats]

51 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

Write a blog about it so the world can see how much fun you are.

Be nice.  Only 3 posts man.

[ripcurl85]

Pauline Fowler's Growler was definitely there last year, great for carb loading after a massive session but I tend to prefer:

94: Eat a Welsh Oggy

 

[Hugh Jass]

5 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Be nice.  Only 3 posts man.

Sorry, in a bad mood.