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[Rose-Colored Boy]

If Fender doesn’t headline next year, he’s probably missed his shot. Got to be as good as locked, as long as Oasis stick to their word and don’t turn up. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

4 minutes ago, Rose-Colored Boy said:

If Fender doesn’t headline next year, he’s probably missed his shot. Got to be as good as locked, as long as Oasis stick to their word and don’t turn up. 

 

Not if they have Bruce locked

[Rose-Colored Boy]

3 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

 

Not if they have Bruce locked

Got to be room for both. SZA-gate would be forgotten in an instant. Get a Sabrina or Bruno Mars type act in for the Sunday night, jobs a good-un.

[CaledonianGonzo]

12 minutes ago, Rose-Colored Boy said:

Got to be room for both. SZA-gate would be forgotten in an instant. Get a Sabrina or Bruno Mars type act in for the Sunday night, jobs a good-un.

 

Nah - they're too similar a proposition.  They'll be trying to balance things out a bit better than that.

[Gnomicide]

2 hours ago, Ben7amin_ said:

 

Further update from Oasis they will not be playing Glastonbury 

 

Do you know roughly what time this was?

[Gnomicide]

Still more excited about Frank and The Pistols. 

[nectarofthegods]

Nobody else observing that they are playing every weekend of the summer and start right after Glastonbury weekend? To me when I saw the dates that was a guarantee. 

[Wildglastotheo]

The July dates do seem to point to an appearance but the ‘it will not be televised’ seems quite final…

 

I wonder if they might do a non-televised ‘secret set’ on the pyramid as a warm up? In the style of the foos. ??

[Ben7amin_]

49 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

 

Do you know roughly what time this was?

 

Between 8 and 9 this morning they reported it live at 8 and then did an interview with someone who recently interviewed Noel. Then they go away for a few other stories and Segway it in as a live update on the Oasis story. 

 

 

[Rose-Colored Boy]

7 minutes ago, Wildglastotheo said:

The July dates do seem to point to an appearance but the ‘it will not be televised’ seems quite final…

 

I wonder if they might do a non-televised ‘secret set’ on the pyramid as a warm up? In the style of the foos. ??

the Foos set was televised 

[Euphoricape]

8 minutes ago, Wildglastotheo said:

The July dates do seem to point to an appearance but the ‘it will not be televised’ seems quite final…

 

I wonder if they might do a non-televised ‘secret set’ on the pyramid as a warm up? In the style of the foos. ??

Glastonbury wouldn't be their own show though. The way I'm reading it, Noel is referring to the shows announced this morning that will not be televised. I still think they will headline Glastonbury next year, it's just gonna be waiting for that official announcement.

[Ayrshire Chris]

44 minutes ago, nectarofthegods said:

Nobody else observing that they are playing every weekend of the summer and start right after Glastonbury weekend? To me when I saw the dates that was a guarantee. 

Of course it could all be a big bluff.😉 The festival media partners, the Guardian and BBC, the band all were very quick to rule it out.  Almost coordinated statements. Maybe an announcement later when tickets are sold, any other dates added and past the Glastonbury ticket sale.

now that’s what’s called grasping at straws😉😊

[4AssedMonkey]

Seems quite unequivocal that they won't be at Glastonbury.  Some serious straw clutching going on here gang!

[Acid_Haze]

I think I'm going to assume Oasis're playing next year until Emily comes out and quashes the rumours. Definitely wouldn't be seeing them though, absolute sh*te

Edited August 27, 2024 by Acid_Haze

[Crazyfool01]

3 minutes ago, 4AssedMonkey said:

Seems quite unequivocal that they won't be at Glastonbury.  Some serious straw clutching going on here gang!

100% agree ... not a chance , so much stuff now saying that they wont ... I suspect Emily will also quash the rumour at some point too 

[CaledonianGonzo]

3 minutes ago, 4AssedMonkey said:

Seems quite unequivocal that they won't be at Glastonbury.  Some serious straw clutching going on here gang!

 

Innit.  If the band genuinely told the BBC it's not happening I'd take it at fave value.

[incident]

4 minutes ago, 4AssedMonkey said:

Seems quite unequivocal that they won't be at Glastonbury.  Some serious straw clutching going on here gang!

 

Much like (just over) a year ago, when there were quite a few people who managed to convince themselves that Taylor Swift was going to park her record setting world tour for a night, and jet over to Pilton to do something completely different. Absolutely couldn't be dissuaded no matter what, despite all evidence, right up until the added dates meant it became literally impossible for her to do it.

[gfa]

1 hour ago, Nobody Interesting said:

 

They are not Playing Glastonbury.................. if they did a festival, which they won't, it would be IOW who pay loads.

There is no purpose to them at all to do GF which is why it has been ruled out.

Not sure IOW have paid loads for someone for about a decade - its pretty budget nowadays

[Gnomicide]

40 minutes ago, Ben7amin_ said:

 

Between 8 and 9 this morning they reported it live at 8 and then did an interview with someone who recently interviewed Noel. Then they go away for a few other stories and Segway it in as a live update on the Oasis story. 

 

 

 

Cheers!

 

And here it is...

 

 

[Crazyfool01]

2 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

 

Cheers!

 

And here it is...

 

 

But but surely …. Nope 

[ShakeyCrash]

29 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

 

Innit.  If the band genuinely told the BBC it's not happening I'd take it at fave value.

 

i don’t think they will play but not seen anything from the BBC that the band has told them anything.

 

All I can find is this:

A Glastonbury slot? Definitely, maybe... for nowpublished at 11:18 British Summer Time

11:18 BST

Alex Taylor
Culture reporter

Ahead of today's reunion announcement, rumours swirled that Oasis could headline Glastonbury's Pyramid Stage for a third time as part of their return next summer, having previously done so in 1995 and 2004.

So what's the story? 

Well, while the band have so far only officially confirmed the stadium dates as their sole "European shows", they haven't explicitly ruled out a festival appearance.

Were they to rock up at Worthy Farm, it would fall in late June, before they set off on the opening UK leg of their world tour in July.

[CaledonianGonzo]

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[ShakeyCrash]

Got it ta.

 

 

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[nikkic]

Yeah they’re out. 
 

Fred x The Boss x O Rod

[Nestacres]

34 minutes ago, gfa said:

Not sure IOW have paid loads for someone for about a decade - its pretty budget nowadays

IOW paid £1m for Green day this year.