2023 Stage Predictions

[gfa]

7 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

They left to go on smoko, so leave them alone.

quite literally did i think. was a 150 cap venue in hackney and they were outside after chatting to everything (probably smoking too, but we headed off to the pub after and saw Jamie T)

[listenstolotsofcrap]

Taken a fair bit of inspo from here but...

Friday
Py: Arctic Monkeys / Queens of the Stone Age / Royal Blood
Ot: Sam Smith / Halsey / Loyle Carner
WH: Kraftwerk / The Smile / SAULT
JP: Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Bloc Party / Rina Sawayama
Pa: Pavement / Editors / Marcus Mumford

Saturday
Py: Guns n’ Roses / Lewis Capaldi / Lizzo
Ot: The Prodigy / The Black Keys / The Courteeners
WH: Bon Iver / Kelis / Gilberto Gil + Family
JP:  Hot Chip / Denzel Curry / Death Grips
Pa: Sigur Ros / Angel Olsen / boygenius

Sunday
Py: Elton John / Pulp / Lil Nas X / Duran Duran
Ot: The National / Two Door Cinema Club / Caroline Polachek
WH: Fred Again.. / Rosalia / Pusha T
JP: Alt-J / The Wombats / Alvvays
Pa: FKA Twigs / Young Fathers / Ezra Furman

[nikkic]

9 minutes ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Taken a fair bit of inspo from here but...

Friday
Py: Arctic Monkeys / Queens of the Stone Age / Royal Blood
Ot: Sam Smith / Halsey / Loyle Carner
WH: Kraftwerk / The Smile / SAULT
JP: Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Bloc Party / Rina Sawayama
Pa: Pavement / Editors / Marcus Mumford

Saturday
Py: Guns n’ Roses / Lewis Capaldi / Lizzo
Ot: The Prodigy / The Black Keys / The Courteeners
WH: Bon Iver / Kelis / Gilberto Gil + Family
JP:  Hot Chip / Denzel Curry / Death Grips
Pa: Sigur Ros / Angel Olsen / boygenius

Sunday
Py: Elton John / Pulp / Lil Nas X / Duran Duran
Ot: The National / Two Door Cinema Club / Caroline Polachek
WH: Fred Again.. / Rosalia / Pusha T
JP: Alt-J / The Wombats / Alvvays
Pa: FKA Twigs / Young Fathers / Ezra Furman

This clash can fuck right off

[nikkic]

10 minutes ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Taken a fair bit of inspo from here but...

Friday
Py: Arctic Monkeys / Queens of the Stone Age / Royal Blood
Ot: Sam Smith / Halsey / Loyle Carner
WH: Kraftwerk / The Smile / SAULT
JP: Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Bloc Party / Rina Sawayama
Pa: Pavement / Editors / Marcus Mumford

Saturday
Py: Guns n’ Roses / Lewis Capaldi / Lizzo
Ot: The Prodigy / The Black Keys / The Courteeners
WH: Bon Iver / Kelis / Gilberto Gil + Family
JP:  Hot Chip / Denzel Curry / Death Grips
Pa: Sigur Ros / Angel Olsen / boygenius

Sunday
Py: Elton John / Pulp / Lil Nas X / Duran Duran
Ot: The National / Two Door Cinema Club / Caroline Polachek
WH: Fred Again.. / Rosalia / Pusha T
JP: Alt-J / The Wombats / Alvvays
Pa: FKA Twigs / Young Fathers / Ezra Furman

As can this

[listenstolotsofcrap]

11 minutes ago, nikkic said:

This clash can fuck right off

 

11 minutes ago, nikkic said:

As can this

Have a feeling it's going to be a clashtastic year with all the quality acts touring...

Will say though, I've created utter clash chaos on that Saturday, oops

[nikkic]

30 minutes ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

 

Have a feeling it's going to be a clashtastic year with all the quality acts touring...

Will say though, I've created utter clash chaos on that Saturday, oops

Don’t think I’ve ever had a 5-way headliner clash, but this would do it. 

As it stands, with current tour dates and rumours, my dream trio would be……

Fri - Fred WH
Sat - YYY Park
Sun - Elton Pyramid 

[listenstolotsofcrap]

23 hours ago, nikkic said:

As it stands, with current tour dates and rumours, my dream trio would be……

Not really took a close look at who's around this summer but if Beach House and Slowdive continue touring in 2023 I'd be very happy with seeing them on Park. PJ Harvey, SAULT, Pulp and Bjork are big on my wishlist.

I have a feeling I'll go to either one of AM or Elton with my partner who's hoping to volunteer again, but would happily miss them to go elsewhere.

[Olshansky]

I've seen Bjork play 30 times but never at Glasto. I'd love for that to happen this year 

[dreams_burn_down]

On 1/21/2023 at 10:32 AM, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Taken a fair bit of inspo from here but...

Friday
Py: Arctic Monkeys / Queens of the Stone Age / Royal Blood
Ot: Sam Smith / Halsey / Loyle Carner
WH: Kraftwerk / The Smile / SAULT
JP: Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Bloc Party / Rina Sawayama
Pa: Pavement / Editors / Marcus Mumford

Saturday
Py: Guns n’ Roses / Lewis Capaldi / Lizzo
Ot: The Prodigy / The Black Keys / The Courteeners
WH: Bon Iver / Kelis / Gilberto Gil + Family
JP:  Hot Chip / Denzel Curry / Death Grips
Pa: Sigur Ros / Angel Olsen / boygenius

Sunday
Py: Elton John / Pulp / Lil Nas X / Duran Duran
Ot: The National / Two Door Cinema Club / Caroline Polachek
WH: Fred Again.. / Rosalia / Pusha T
JP: Alt-J / The Wombats / Alvvays
Pa: FKA Twigs / Young Fathers / Ezra Furman

You’re evil for these clashes 😅

I would probably end up at:

SAULT > Bloc Party > Pavement

Death Grips > Kelis > Hot Chip

Sunday is impossible, Pulp would be the only definite. Might just stay at the Pyramid all day

[listenstolotsofcrap]

14 hours ago, dreams_burn_down said:

SAULT > Bloc Party > Pavement

It's a shame Pavement have just been ruled out after that Blue Dot announcement but that would be such a lovely evening run. And think it would be amazing if Sault decided to do some live shows, they've got such a great extensive catalogue now.

I'd have been on Sault > The Smile > AM/Pavement for the Friday.

[FrancisH]

27 minutes ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

It's a shame Pavement have just been ruled out after that Blue Dot announcement but that would be such a lovely evening run. And think it would be amazing if Sault decided to do some live shows, they've got such a great extensive catalogue now.

I'd have been on Sault > The Smile > AM/Pavement for the Friday.

What's the thinking with this? Are they exclusive to BD or just dates too far apart for them to stick around in the UK for a whole month?

[dreams_burn_down]

Just now, FrancisH said:

What's the thinking with this? Are they exclusive to BD or just dates too far apart for them to stick around in the UK for a whole month?

"Only UK show of 2023" so yeah I think that rules them out unfortunately 😢

[FrancisH]

1 minute ago, dreams_burn_down said:

"Only UK show of 2023" so yeah I think that rules them out unfortunately 😢

Ah ffs did not see that bit. I had tickets to see them in Denmark last year but had to give them up because it was too much of a pain to get there, was really hoping they'd do Glasto.

[gigpusher]

On 1/21/2023 at 10:32 AM, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Taken a fair bit of inspo from here but...

Friday
Py: Arctic Monkeys / Queens of the Stone Age / Royal Blood
Ot: Sam Smith / Halsey / Loyle Carner
WH: Kraftwerk / The Smile / SAULT
JP: Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Bloc Party / Rina Sawayama
Pa: Pavement / Editors / Marcus Mumford

Saturday
Py: Guns n’ Roses / Lewis Capaldi / Lizzo
Ot: The Prodigy / The Black Keys / The Courteeners
WH: Bon Iver / Kelis / Gilberto Gil + Family
JP:  Hot Chip / Denzel Curry / Death Grips
Pa: Sigur Ros / Angel Olsen / boygenius

Sunday
Py: Elton John / Pulp / Lil Nas X / Duran Duran
Ot: The National / Two Door Cinema Club / Caroline Polachek
WH: Fred Again.. / Rosalia / Pusha T
JP: Alt-J / The Wombats / Alvvays
Pa: FKA Twigs / Young Fathers / Ezra Furman

These would be the monster clashes for me!!

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

On 1/21/2023 at 11:32 AM, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Taken a fair bit of inspo from here but...

Friday
Py: Arctic Monkeys / Queens of the Stone Age / Royal Blood
Ot: Sam Smith / Halsey / Loyle Carner
WH: Kraftwerk / The Smile / SAULT
JP: Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Bloc Party / Rina Sawayama
Pa: Pavement / Editors / Marcus Mumford

Saturday
Py: Guns n’ Roses / Lewis Capaldi / Lizzo
Ot: The Prodigy / The Black Keys / The Courteeners
WH: Bon Iver / Kelis / Gilberto Gil + Family
JP:  Hot Chip / Denzel Curry / Death Grips
Pa: Sigur Ros / Angel Olsen / boygenius

Sunday
Py: Elton John / Pulp / Lil Nas X / Duran Duran
Ot: The National / Two Door Cinema Club / Caroline Polachek
WH: Fred Again.. / Rosalia / Pusha T
JP: Alt-J / The Wombats / Alvvays
Pa: FKA Twigs / Young Fathers / Ezra Furman

Don't like the Saturday clashes at all... Sunday would be fantastic.

Pusha T > Young Fathers > Pulp > Elton, with some overlap of course 

[stanh]

Don't think I have done one of these for Glasto before, so don't go in too hard - based it from some predictions in here, a few rumours floating in other threads and own personal taste. Not sure though if this is too strong, too heavy on certain genres, or placings completely off, but hey ho! Also no idea on the 'Legend' act, so just went with the safe option of Spice Girls.

Friday:

PY: Arctic Monkeys // Sam Smith / Royal Blood / RAYE / Wet Leg / Cat Burns

OS: Wizkid // Halsey / Mabel / Denzel Curry / Maggie Rogers / Suede (Special guest opener)

WH: Loyle Carner // Jungle / Maisie Peters / Shame

JP: Hot Chip // The Wombats / Alvvays / Everything Everything

PA: PJ Harvey // boygenius / Marcus Mumford / Muna

ARCADIA: Fred Again.. b2b Skrillex b2b Four Tet // The Blessed Madonna / Skin on Skin

 

Saturday:

PY: Guns N’ Roses // Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / Bastille / Paloma Faith / The Specials

OS: Fred Again.. // Courteeners / Becky Hill / DMA’s / Holly Humberstone / FLO

WH: M83 // Kali Uchis / Confidence Man / Goldfrapp

JP: slowthai // King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard / Caroline Polachek / WILLOW

PA: London Grammar // Clairo / Angel Olsen / Snail Mail

ARCADIA: The Chemical Brothers (DJ Set) // Amelie Lens / Honey Dijon

 

Sunday:

PY: Elton John // Pulp / Lil Nas X / Spice Girls / Anne-Marie / Candi Staton

OS: The Prodigy // Rosalía / Central Cee / Alabama Shakes / Carly Rae Jepson / Kofi Stone

WH: Anderson .Paak & The Free Nationals // Kelis / Mahalia / Blood Orange

JP: Bloc Party // Rina Sawayama / Pinkpantheress / Soccer Mommy

PA: Yeah Yeah Yeahs // Father John Mistry / Emeli Sande / Black Midi

ARCADIA: Bou b2b Hedex // Vibe Chemistry b2b goddard / Serum

 

Others across the weekend: Beans on Toast, Biig Piig, Black Country, New Road, Fatboy Slim, Jockstrap, JPEGMAFIA, Knucks, Nova Twins, Pusha T, Sault, Shygirl

 

[Florian Saucer Attack]

12 minutes ago, stanh said:

Don't think I have done one of these for Glasto before, so don't go in too hard - based it from some predictions in here, a few rumours floating in other threads and own personal taste. Not sure though if this is too strong, too heavy on certain genres, or placings completely off, but hey ho! Also no idea on the 'Legend' act, so just went with the safe option of Spice Girls.

Friday:

PY: Arctic Monkeys // Sam Smith / Royal Blood / RAYE / Wet Leg / Cat Burns

OS: Wizkid // Halsey / Mabel / Denzel Curry / Maggie Rogers / Suede (Special guest opener)

WH: Loyle Carner // Jungle / Maisie Peters / Shame

JP: Hot Chip // The Wombats / Alvvays / Everything Everything

PA: PJ Harvey // boygenius / Marcus Mumford / Muna

ARCADIA: Fred Again.. b2b Skrillex b2b Four Tet // The Blessed Madonna / Skin on Skin

 

Saturday:

PY: Guns N’ Roses // Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / Bastille / Paloma Faith / The Specials

OS: Fred Again.. // Courteeners / Becky Hill / DMA’s / Holly Humberstone / FLO

WH: M83 // Kali Uchis / Confidence Man / Goldfrapp

JP: slowthai // King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard / Caroline Polachek / WILLOW

PA: London Grammar // Clairo / Angel Olsen / Snail Mail

ARCADIA: The Chemical Brothers (DJ Set) // Amelie Lens / Honey Dijon

 

Sunday:

PY: Elton John // Pulp / Lil Nas X / Spice Girls / Anne-Marie / Candi Staton

OS: The Prodigy // Rosalía / Central Cee / Alabama Shakes / Carly Rae Jepson / Kofi Stone

WH: Anderson .Paak & The Free Nationals // Kelis / Mahalia / Blood Orange

JP: Bloc Party // Rina Sawayama / Pinkpantheress / Soccer Mommy

PA: Yeah Yeah Yeahs // Father John Mistry / Emeli Sande / Black Midi

ARCADIA: Bou b2b Hedex // Vibe Chemistry b2b goddard / Serum

 

Others across the weekend: Beans on Toast, Biig Piig, Black Country, New Road, Fatboy Slim, Jockstrap, JPEGMAFIA, Knucks, Nova Twins, Pusha T, Sault, Shygirl

 

Close but you are way off

Terry Hall the singer for the specials has died

King gizzard has said they are not playing this year

PJ Harvey has no dates so sadly she is unlikely

You forgot queens of the stoneage!

[stanh]

2 minutes ago, Florian Saucer Attack said:

Close but you are way off

Terry Hall the singer for the specials has died

King gizzard has said they are not playing this year

PJ Harvey has no dates so sadly she is unlikely

You forgot queens of the stoneage!

Cheers! Hadn't seen any of that. Are we certain on QOTSA? 

[TGCarr]

Really fucking upsets me the thought of Prodigy x Elton clashing. I don’t know a single Elton track off by heart, but I know it’s a monumental show to miss.

 

But The Prodigy man, god tier live. I have to see them. 
I vividly remember watching their set on TV in 2009, got me into going festivals. 
 

[FloorFiller]

4 minutes ago, stanh said:

Cheers! Hadn't seen any of that. Are we certain on QOTSA? 

Not certain but they’re doing Euro festivals around the time and have Glasto weekend free so would make sense they were rebooked from 2020, either back as OS headliners or even subbing AM (I’m going with the latter). 

[Florian Saucer Attack]

1 minute ago, stanh said:

Cheers! Hadn't seen any of that. Are we certain on QOTSA? 

They were due to play last year and dropped out. This year they are playing lots of European festivals and currently have a Glastonbury shaped hole in their schedule. Not certain but pretty likely

I think they will be subbing AM or GNR's. If it is GNR then Lizzo will headline the other and Fred again can play park or at a push WH's

 

[Freddyflintstonree]

9 minutes ago, Florian Saucer Attack said:

Close but you are way off

Slight contradiction here 😂

[Matt42]

52 minutes ago, stanh said:

Don't think I have done one of these for Glasto before, so don't go in too hard - based it from some predictions in here, a few rumours floating in other threads and own personal taste. Not sure though if this is too strong, too heavy on certain genres, or placings completely off, but hey ho! Also no idea on the 'Legend' act, so just went with the safe option of Spice Girls.

Friday:

PY: Arctic Monkeys // Sam Smith / Royal Blood / RAYE / Wet Leg / Cat Burns

OS: Wizkid // Halsey / Mabel / Denzel Curry / Maggie Rogers / Suede (Special guest opener)

WH: Loyle Carner // Jungle / Maisie Peters / Shame

JP: Hot Chip // The Wombats / Alvvays / Everything Everything

PA: PJ Harvey // boygenius / Marcus Mumford / Muna

ARCADIA: Fred Again.. b2b Skrillex b2b Four Tet // The Blessed Madonna / Skin on Skin

 

Saturday:

PY: Guns N’ Roses // Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / Bastille / Paloma Faith / The Specials

OS: Fred Again.. // Courteeners / Becky Hill / DMA’s / Holly Humberstone / FLO

WH: M83 // Kali Uchis / Confidence Man / Goldfrapp

JP: slowthai // King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard / Caroline Polachek / WILLOW

PA: London Grammar // Clairo / Angel Olsen / Snail Mail

ARCADIA: The Chemical Brothers (DJ Set) // Amelie Lens / Honey Dijon

 

Sunday:

PY: Elton John // Pulp / Lil Nas X / Spice Girls / Anne-Marie / Candi Staton

OS: The Prodigy // Rosalía / Central Cee / Alabama Shakes / Carly Rae Jepson / Kofi Stone

WH: Anderson .Paak & The Free Nationals // Kelis / Mahalia / Blood Orange

JP: Bloc Party // Rina Sawayama / Pinkpantheress / Soccer Mommy

PA: Yeah Yeah Yeahs // Father John Mistry / Emeli Sande / Black Midi

ARCADIA: Bou b2b Hedex // Vibe Chemistry b2b goddard / Serum

 

Others across the weekend: Beans on Toast, Biig Piig, Black Country, New Road, Fatboy Slim, Jockstrap, JPEGMAFIA, Knucks, Nova Twins, Pusha T, Sault, Shygirl

 

Why does Emilee sande keep crawling back on to all of your pissing lineups. Let her die.

[CaledonianGonzo]

On the plus side, Terry Hall's still alive.

[Euphoricape]

Orbital missing too. JP or West Holts I reckon.