Stage Predictions 2022: For real this time

[Green Croc]

1 hour ago, Mattymooz said:

Those fests arent on the same weekend as glasto

lol whoops 

[Matt42]

So is the pyramid looking like…

Friday: Billie Eilish // Doja Cat // Wolf Alice // Olivia Rodrigo // Crowded House // Rufus Wainwright // ???

Saturday: Paul McCartney // Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds // HAIM // Megan Thee Stallion // Kacey Musgraves // Koffee // Easy Life

Sunday: Kendrick Lamar // Lorde // Elbow // Diana Ross // ??? // Herbie Hancock // Black Dyke Band 

I don’t think Herbie will be 5th down, so I think someone before Diana may be TBA.

With what we know there’s space for at least two more acts on the pyramid. Also big up eavis for booking such a female fronted Pyramid stage. Goes to show how it’s possible to book a main stage with more female acts than male acts and it’s quality!

[nikkic]

3 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

So is the pyramid looking like…

Friday: Billie Eilish // Doja Cat // Wolf Alice // Olivia Rodrigo // Crowded House // Rufus Wainwright // ???

Saturday: Paul McCartney // Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds // HAIM // Megan Thee Stallion // Kacey Musgraves // Koffee // Easy Life

Sunday: Kendrick Lamar // Lorde // Elbow // Diana Ross // ??? // Herbie Hancock // Black Dyke Band 

I don’t think Herbie will be 5th down, so I think someone before Diana may be TBA.

With what we know there’s space for at least two more acts on the pyramid. Also big up eavis for booking such a female fronted Pyramid stage. Goes to show how it’s possible to book a main stage with more female acts than male acts and it’s quality!

8 acts I'd potentially watch here, which is more than ever on the big one for me

[sisco]

8 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

So is the pyramid looking like…

Friday: Billie Eilish // Doja Cat // Wolf Alice // Olivia Rodrigo // Crowded House // Rufus Wainwright // ???

Saturday: Paul McCartney // Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds // HAIM // Megan Thee Stallion // Kacey Musgraves // Koffee // Easy Life

Sunday: Kendrick Lamar // Lorde // Elbow // Diana Ross // ??? // Herbie Hancock // Black Dyke Band 

I don’t think Herbie will be 5th down, so I think someone before Diana may be TBA.

With what we know there’s space for at least two more acts on the pyramid. Also big up eavis for booking such a female fronted Pyramid stage. Goes to show how it’s possible to book a main stage with more female acts than male acts and it’s quality!

Yep don’t think that’ll be a million miles away from what it is at all.  Maybe if we believe the Griff stuff then shift Herbie up and put Griff under him and then add a Ukrainian Act to open the pyramid and we’re done

* although I still think MTS will headline the other stage Saturday night

Edited March 31, 2022 by sisco

[Hugh Jass II]

8 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

So is the pyramid looking like…

Friday: Billie Eilish // Doja Cat // Wolf Alice // Olivia Rodrigo // Crowded House // Rufus Wainwright // ???

Saturday: Paul McCartney // Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds // HAIM // Megan Thee Stallion // Kacey Musgraves // Koffee // Easy Life

Sunday: Kendrick Lamar // Lorde // Elbow // Diana Ross // ??? // Herbie Hancock // Black Dyke Band 

I don’t think Herbie will be 5th down, so I think someone before Diana may be TBA.

With what we know there’s space for at least two more acts on the pyramid. Also big up eavis for booking such a female fronted Pyramid stage. Goes to show how it’s possible to book a main stage with more female acts than male acts and it’s quality!

Probably wouldn't visit El Pointo until Saturday evening with that lineup (might swing by Wolf Alice depending on clashes).

Would be there most of Sunday however.

[Matt42]

4 minutes ago, sisco said:

Yep don’t think that’ll be a million miles away from what it is at all.  Maybe if we believe the Griff stuff then shift Herbie up and put Griff under him and then add a Ukrainian Act to open the pyramid and we’re done

Yeah Griff would probably slot in well before Diana.

[Green Croc]

12 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

So is the pyramid looking like…

Friday: Billie Eilish // Doja Cat // Wolf Alice // Olivia Rodrigo // Crowded House // Rufus Wainwright // ???

Saturday: Paul McCartney // Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds // HAIM // Megan Thee Stallion // Kacey Musgraves // Koffee // Easy Life

Sunday: Kendrick Lamar // Lorde // Elbow // Diana Ross // ??? // Herbie Hancock // Black Dyke Band 

 

6 acts for me there I'd watch (clash dependant), this will be my first Glasto so I don't know if that's considered a lot or not very many?

Still reckon we can do better than Lorde as a sub too

[Matt42]

4 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

Probably wouldn't visit El Pointo until Saturday evening with that lineup (might swing by Wolf Alice depending on clashes).

Would be there most of Sunday however.

Me

Fri - Billie, Doja, Wolf Alice, Olivia 

Sat, Macca, HAIM, Megan, Kacey

Sun - Kendrick, Diana

 

That’s an awful lot of time for me to spend at the pyramid. 

 

[Superunknown]

15 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

So is the pyramid looking like…

Friday: Billie Eilish // Doja Cat // Wolf Alice // Olivia Rodrigo // Crowded House // Rufus Wainwright // ???

Saturday: Paul McCartney // Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds // HAIM // Megan Thee Stallion // Kacey Musgraves // Koffee // Easy Life

Sunday: Kendrick Lamar // Lorde // Elbow // Diana Ross // ??? // Herbie Hancock // Black Dyke Band 

I don’t think Herbie will be 5th down, so I think someone before Diana may be TBA.

With what we know there’s space for at least two more acts on the pyramid. Also big up eavis for booking such a female fronted Pyramid stage. Goes to show how it’s possible to book a main stage with more female acts than male acts and it’s quality!

2 on each day for me. Good return that. 

[Hugh Jass II]

On 3/28/2022 at 7:07 PM, Ddiamondd said:

A prediction like this by @Mattymooz would break my heart: https://clashfinder.com/s/glastoprediction2022/

Can't be waiting three years only to have Pa Salieu, Sigrid, Turnstile, Diana Ross, Snail Mail, Fontaines, Yves Tumor, Snarky Puppy and Squid all crunched within the same 4hrs.

Herbie vs Emma-Jean, Pheebs vs Polachek and O-Rod vs Seun Kuti vs PinkP bad enough as it is. Not right. Not right at all.

That Park run of Wet Leg - Confidence Man - Yard Act...

<Chef's kiss>

[the wonderwhy]

22 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

So is the pyramid looking like…

Friday: Billie Eilish // Doja Cat // Wolf Alice // Olivia Rodrigo // Crowded House // Rufus Wainwright // ???

Saturday: Paul McCartney // Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds // HAIM // Megan Thee Stallion // Kacey Musgraves // Koffee // Easy Life

Sunday: Kendrick Lamar // Lorde // Elbow // Diana Ross // ??? // Herbie Hancock // Black Dyke Band 

I don’t think Herbie will be 5th down, so I think someone before Diana may be TBA.

With what we know there’s space for at least two more acts on the pyramid. Also big up eavis for booking such a female fronted Pyramid stage. Goes to show how it’s possible to book a main stage with more female acts than male acts and it’s quality!

Don't forget the Ukranian choir 

[Matt42]

Just now, the wonderwhy said:

Don't forget the Ukranian choir 

Friday ???? Is what I had in mind. 

[Green Croc]

8 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

That Park run of Wet Leg - Confidence Man - Yard Act...

<Chef's kiss>

Don't forget Baxter Drury before Wet Leg 👌

[Matt42]

16 hours ago, sisco said:

High JP apparently 

Haha just to preface I was joking in line with her getting seriously lowballed where she goes. 

[MEGABOWL]

I really like Sigrid but I’m half expecting her to be giving me my wristband at this rate

[MEGABOWL]

16 hours ago, sisco said:

High JP apparently 

Getting my hopes up here for a Ross-Fender-Sigrid-Pet Shop Boys Sunday from the Gods

[Matt42]

5 minutes ago, MEGABOWL said:

I really like Sigrid but I’m half expecting her to be giving me my wristband at this rate

Yeah tbh, probably volunteering with Oxfam.

[TheGChild]

Apologies if mentioned elsewhere but are we still expecting Doja Cat. She appears to be having a public meltdown repeatedly stating shes retiring from music.

Jog on then and lets have Paolo in your place.

[MaxPower]

38 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

Yeah Griff would probably slot in well before Diana.

Griff much smaller act than Years and Years in that slot last time. 

[Hugh Jass II]

1 minute ago, TheGChild said:

Apologies if mentioned elsewhere but are we still expecting Doja Cat. She appears to be having a public meltdown repeatedly stating shes retiring from music.

Jog on then and lets have Paolo in your place.

She's playing until she's not.

[Matt42]

4 minutes ago, TheGChild said:

Apologies if mentioned elsewhere but are we still expecting Doja Cat. She appears to be having a public meltdown repeatedly stating shes retiring from music.

Jog on then and lets have Paolo in your place.

This happened over a week ago and she’s played shows since. She’s also joking about the I quit thing and turning it into a brand.

[Tommy Dickfingers]

Lorde into Kendrick feels a bit odd to me. I’ve no idea who’s doing what or why just from a scheduling point of view.  Is she even that big of a deal anymore?

[Yg23]

8 minutes ago, Tommy Dickfingers said:

Lorde into Kendrick feels a bit odd to me. I’ve no idea who’s doing what or why just from a scheduling point of view.  Is she even that big of a deal anymore?

I think she actually subbed him at Coachella 2017 back when he released "DAMN", but she was probably more hyped back then

[Gingerfish79]

2 hours ago, Matt42 said:

So is the pyramid looking like…

Friday: Billie Eilish // Doja Cat // Wolf Alice // Olivia Rodrigo // Crowded House // Rufus Wainwright // ???

Saturday: Paul McCartney // Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds // HAIM // Megan Thee Stallion // Kacey Musgraves // Koffee // Easy Life

Sunday: Kendrick Lamar // Lorde // Elbow // Diana Ross // ??? // Herbie Hancock // Black Dyke Band 

I don’t think Herbie will be 5th down, so I think someone before Diana may be TBA.

With what we know there’s space for at least two more acts on the pyramid. Also big up eavis for booking such a female fronted Pyramid stage. Goes to show how it’s possible to book a main stage with more female acts than male acts and it’s quality!

Seems a reasonable estimate at this stage. If this was it, I would probably be at Pyramid for 4-5 acts, with no visits on Sunday. So probably an average year for me in terms of visits to the big one.

[FloorFiller]

25 minutes ago, Tommy Dickfingers said:

Lorde into Kendrick feels a bit odd to me. I’ve no idea who’s doing what or why just from a scheduling point of view.  Is she even that big of a deal anymore?

I’m assuming she was booked before her new album flopped and as an easy switcheroo with the now absent Lana.