When will this shit end?

[Quark]

2 minutes ago, Fuzzy Afro said:

It’s not. All adults will get a second dose within 12 weeks of the first AND all adults will get a first dose by May. 

That's the plan, yes. Johnson has set a stretch target, which is fine. So long as pushing to meet a stretch target doesn't then place undue pressure or risk on the core base target

[JoeyT]

 

[Fuzzy Afro]

5 minutes ago, Lycra said:

Does your calculation allow for the 15 million+ who will soon require their second jab?

Yes

[Fuzzy Afro]

Weekly supply figures are taken by the Scottish government and then scaled up to the UK population

 

 

 

Edited February 22, 2021 by Fuzzy Afro

[Fuzzy Afro]

Day	Date	Second Doses	First Doses	Supply	TOTAL FIRST	TOTAL SECOND
Monday	22/02/2021	-	351,350	351,350	18,171,433	615,148
Tuesday	23/02/2021	-	351,350	351,350	18,522,783	615,148
Wednesday	24/02/2021	-	351,350	351,350	18,874,134	615,148
Thursday	25/02/2021	-	351,350	351,350	19,225,484	615,148
Friday	26/02/2021	-	351,350	351,350	19,576,834	615,148
Saturday	27/02/2021	-	351,350	351,350	19,928,184	615,148
Sunday	28/02/2021	-	351,350	351,350	20,279,534	615,148
Monday	01/03/2021	-	813,371	813,371	21,092,905	615,148
Tuesday	02/03/2021	-	813,371	813,371	21,906,276	615,148
Wednesday	03/03/2021	-	813,371	813,371	22,719,647	615,148
Thursday	04/03/2021	-	813,371	813,371	23,533,019	615,148
Friday	05/03/2021	-	813,371	813,371	24,346,390	615,148
Saturday	06/03/2021	-	813,371	813,371	25,159,761	615,148
Sunday	07/03/2021	-	813,371	813,371	25,973,132	615,148
Monday	08/03/2021	-	792,605	792,605	26,765,736	615,148
Tuesday	09/03/2021	-	792,605	792,605	27,558,341	615,148
Wednesday	10/03/2021	-	792,605	792,605	28,350,945	615,148
Thursday	11/03/2021	-	792,605	792,605	29,143,550	615,148
Friday	12/03/2021	-	792,605	792,605	29,936,154	615,148
Saturday	13/03/2021	-	792,605	792,605	30,728,759	615,148
Sunday	14/03/2021	-	792,605	792,605	31,521,363	615,148
Monday	15/03/2021	-	225,915	225,915	31,747,278	615,148
Tuesday	16/03/2021	-	225,915	225,915	31,973,193	615,148
Wednesday	17/03/2021	-	225,915	225,915	32,199,107	615,148
Thursday	18/03/2021	-	225,915	225,915	32,425,022	615,148
Friday	19/03/2021	-	225,915	225,915	32,650,937	615,148
Saturday	20/03/2021	-	225,915	225,915	32,876,851	615,148
Sunday	21/03/2021	-	225,915	225,915	33,102,766	615,148
Monday	22/03/2021	-	849,098	849,098	33,951,863	615,148
Tuesday	23/03/2021	-	849,098	849,098	34,800,961	615,148
Wednesday	24/03/2021	-	849,098	849,098	35,650,059	615,148
Thursday	25/03/2021	-	849,098	849,098	36,499,156	615,148
Friday	26/03/2021	-	849,098	849,098	37,348,254	615,148
Saturday	27/03/2021	-	849,098	849,098	38,197,351	615,148
Sunday	28/03/2021	-	849,098	849,098	39,046,449	615,148
Monday	29/03/2021	-	435,160	435,160	39,481,609	615,148
Tuesday	30/03/2021	-	435,160	435,160	39,916,769	615,148
Wednesday	31/03/2021	-	435,160	435,160	40,351,930	615,148
Thursday	01/04/2021	365,943	69,217	435,160	40,421,147	981,091
Friday	02/04/2021	435,160	-	435,160	40,421,147	1,416,251
Saturday	03/04/2021	435,160	-	435,160	40,421,147	1,851,412
Sunday	04/04/2021	435,160	-	435,160	40,421,147	2,286,572
Monday	05/04/2021	145,076	609,802	754,878	41,030,949	2,431,648
Tuesday	06/04/2021	207,661	547,217	754,878	41,578,166	2,639,309
Wednesday	07/04/2021	278,943	475,935	754,878	42,054,101	2,918,252
Thursday	08/04/2021	316,694	438,184	754,878	42,492,285	3,234,946
Friday	09/04/2021	341,317	413,561	754,878	42,905,846	3,576,263
Saturday	10/04/2021	296,131	458,747	754,878	43,364,593	3,872,394
Sunday	11/04/2021	738,698	16,180	754,878	43,380,773	4,611,092
Monday	12/04/2021	204,076	103,555	307,631	43,484,328	4,815,168
Tuesday	13/04/2021	307,631	-	307,631	43,484,328	5,122,799
Wednesday	14/04/2021	307,631	-	307,631	43,484,328	5,430,429
Thursday	15/04/2021	307,631	-	307,631	43,484,328	5,738,060
Friday	16/04/2021	307,631	-	307,631	43,484,328	6,045,691
Saturday	17/04/2021	307,631	-	307,631	43,484,328	6,353,321
Sunday	18/04/2021	220,249	87,382	307,631	43,571,709	6,573,570
Monday	19/04/2021	279,757	442,368	722,125	44,014,078	6,853,327
Tuesday	20/04/2021	311,060	411,065	722,125	44,425,143	7,164,387
Wednesday	21/04/2021	312,378	409,747	722,125	44,834,891	7,476,765
Thursday	22/04/2021	414,419	307,706	722,125	45,142,597	7,891,184
Friday	23/04/2021	487,756	234,369	722,125	45,376,967	8,378,940
Saturday	24/04/2021	598,389	123,736	722,125	45,500,703	8,977,329
Sunday	25/04/2021	319,038	403,087	722,125	45,903,791	9,296,367
Monday	26/04/2021	350,348	371,777	722,125	46,275,568	9,646,715
Tuesday	27/04/2021	374,756	347,369	722,125	46,622,937	10,021,471
Wednesday	28/04/2021	469,016	253,109	722,125	46,876,047	10,490,487
Thursday	29/04/2021	480,560	241,565	722,125	47,117,612	10,971,047
Friday	30/04/2021	494,163	227,962	722,125	47,345,575	11,465,210
Saturday	01/05/2021	549,808	172,317	722,125	47,517,892	12,015,018
Sunday	02/05/2021	278,988	443,137	722,125	47,961,030	12,294,006
Monday	03/05/2021	352,480	268,548	621,028	48,229,577	12,646,486
Tuesday	04/05/2021	411,812	209,216	621,028	48,438,793	13,058,298
Wednesday	05/05/2021	450,810	170,218	621,028	48,609,011	13,509,108
Thursday	06/05/2021	503,116	117,912	621,028	48,726,923	14,012,224
Friday	07/05/2021	544,603	76,425	621,028	48,803,348	14,556,827
Saturday	08/05/2021	505,362	115,666	621,028	48,919,014	15,062,189
Sunday	09/05/2021	237,962	383,066	621,028	49,302,080	15,300,151
Monday	10/05/2021	275,956	345,072	621,028	49,647,152	15,576,107
Tuesday	11/05/2021	364,865	256,163	621,028	49,903,314	15,940,972
Wednesday	12/05/2021	482,110	138,918	621,028	50,042,232	16,423,082
Thursday	13/05/2021	549,171	71,857	621,028	50,114,089	16,972,253
Friday	14/05/2021	468,623	152,405	621,028	50,266,494	17,440,876
Saturday	15/05/2021	611,306	9,722	621,028	50,276,216	18,052,182

[oneeye]

Late again, fuckin clown

[Fuzzy Afro]

Apologies for the ugly format, best I could do

[Quark]

1 minute ago, Fuzzy Afro said:

Apologies for the ugly format, best I could do

Format schmormat!

So long as the forecasted supply holds firm we're all good

[Homer]

1 hour ago, steviewevie said:

I've given up pretending that I am not now a raging alcoholic.

Scratch that - am going over to my mate's to watch the footie - cheers!

[Fuzzy Afro]

Just now, Quark said:

Format schmormat!

So long as the forecasted supply holds firm we're all good

And that's without even allowing for Novavax and J&J to come online.

[Matt42]

3 minutes ago, oneeye said:

Late again, fuckin clown

Ricardo Villalobos effect. Keep them waiting

[steviewevie]

43 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

It's a much harder task, because measles doesn't have any animal reservoirs, whereas COVID can hide in lots of places and pop back up again easily.

kill all cats

[oneeye]

5 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

Ricardo Villalobos effect. Keep them waiting

Nah, just a lazy, scruffy c**t

[Homer]

Shit the bed, just remembered I have a ticket to a rave in Essex in September!

https://moondancefestival.co.uk/

[zahidf]

 

[BobWillis]

Using under 65 instead of under 50 on their graph is pathetic. (The press conference) 

Edited February 22, 2021 by BobWillis

[Suprefan]

Back on message!!

 

 

[Guest]

 

 

[steviewevie]

Hope everyone listened very carefully to Mr Whitty then.

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, steviewevie said:

Hope everyone listened very carefully to Mr Whitty then.

Believe the scientists you mean ? And not the thread ? 

[steviewevie]

Boris has covid again.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Barry Fish said:

Sounds like Whitty put his foot down over the 5 weeks and won - its the right move...

I agree.

Whitty always speaks very well and explains things in such a good way. Back at the beginning of this once of his comments in these press conferences really helped me start to feel more at ease.

[Fuzzy Afro]

Whitty was very good today. 

[Copperface]

"We're travelling on a one-way road to freedom' - PM"

Anyone remember the last freedom moped out of nowhere city?

[Chapple12345]

Whitty and Valance seem a lot more positive than they usually do so that makes me equally as confident for things, also glad to hear that theres been 90% uptake in vaccines from everyone so far