Quark Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, Mr.Tease said: Can't believe they still pump out this s*** in 2018 Can't believe you have enough optimism left in you to think that they wouldn't. Given that my parents are M*il readers I'm hesitant to quiz them on their Stomrzy knowledge, purely because their opinion of him is likely to be based on that article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Fuck's sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.M.V Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 16 minutes ago, Mr.Tease said: I suspect she knows who Stormzy is because she reads the Daily Mail!- they launched a scathing piece about him because he attacked Tereasa May over Grenfell and also expressed his low regard for the Daily Mail itself: Mail responded with their usual bizarre/ racist attack on anyone of colour who makes a critical political statement, ('they' should be 'grateful' to this country): Can't believe they still pump out this s*** in 2018 Where are you from? England mate. No, where are you really from? Fucking Daily Heil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernintendo Chalmers Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Gnomicide said: Fuck's sake. At least you got a kiss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eFestivals Posted November 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 (edited) Loving these mum txts. I'd text mine, but she's not down with the kids enough to have a mobile. Edited November 9, 2018 by eFestivals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keithy Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Someone needs to do a poll on Mumsnet for a definitive answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 I’d text my mum, but despite her texting back she’ll then immediately call me and I won’t be able to get her off the phone for half an hour while she tells me all the stuff she told me yesterday. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Just now, Keithy said: Someone needs to do a poll on Mumsnet for a definitive answer. I'm not setting foot in there. I've bitten the bullet and texted my mum. I await her response with no small amount of trepidation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Just now, Woffy said: I’d text my mum, but despite her texting back she’ll then immediately call me and I won’t be able to get her off the phone for half an hour while she tells me all the stuff she told me yesterday. Are we brothers Woffy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Just now, Keithy said: Someone needs to do a poll on Mumsnet for a definitive answer. Mumsnet is a frankly terrifying place. Makes this place seemly cuddly and and mutually agreeable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Just now, Woffy said: I’d text my mum, but despite her texting back she’ll then immediately call me and I won’t be able to get her off the phone for half an hour while she tells me all the stuff she told me yesterday. "You'll never guess who's dead" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Just now, Quark said: Are we brothers Woffy? Text your mum and ask her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 There's only so much information about my aunt's bad back I can handle on a Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Just now, Gnomicide said: "You'll never guess who's dead" My mum is a recently retired, lifelong relationship counsellor. It’s fucking horrific. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardy Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 I’m 46 and my Mum is pushing 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 I'm already debating whether or not to get my parents to watch the brits and regularly update me with their thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Quark said: I'm already debating whether or not to get my parents to watch the brits and regularly update me with their thoughts If you can get them to watch it with @morph100 I’m all for it! I’ll be posting Mrs Woffy’s ranty observations as per. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quark said: I'm already debating whether or not to get my parents to watch the brits and regularly update me with their thoughts I'm thinking we should set up a new section of the forum for efesters' Mums to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasperella Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Managed to actually text my Mum this time: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasperella Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 13 minutes ago, Keithy said: Someone needs to do a poll on Mumsnet for a definitive answer. To be honest, despite having all these screenshots, I've got no fucking idea what any of it is actually telling us.... Mumsnet would definitely just add to the confusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glastocat Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 I can guarantee my mam doesn't know who Stormzy is, no need for a text. What I can't believe is how many people are using the term mum, It's mam ffs.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Glastocat said: I can guarantee my mam doesn't know who Stormzy is, no need for a text. What I can't believe is how many people are using the term mum, It's mam ffs.? My Mum’s called Shirley. So I call her that instead of Mum. To which she replies, with a “...but don’t call me Shirley”. And I’ve been cracking up at that for 20+ years and she still has absolutely zero idea why. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Soul Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 My mother is a member of the Women's Institute, I would bet the national debt of the USA on her not knowing who Stormzy is. How to make Jam? Yes. Who Stormzy is? Nope. Just as a little foot note, I'm frankly appalled at the lack of kisses on some of these screen shots. Always a kiss to my mum on a message, and always one back. @Mardy full marks sir, 2 kisses?. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eFestivals Posted November 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Northern Soul said: I would bet... Don't bet, text her and find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Girl Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 My mum offers opinions. And she’s 80. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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