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squirrelarmy

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Fun thread for something to do instead of working. 

Ask a silly Glastonbury related question. The next person answers that question and then posts one of their own, more imaginative and crazy the better!

I'll start us off.

In the Pyramid Stage crowd, would you rather be stuck standing behind Lord Buckethead or stood next to Katie Hopkins?

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Just now, squirrelarmy said:

Fun thread for something to do instead of working. 

Ask a silly Glastonbury related question. The next person answers that question and then posts one of their own, more imaginative and crazy the better!

I'll start us off.

In the Pyramid Stage crowd, would you rather be stuck standing behind Lord Buckethead or stood next to Katie Hopkins?

Buckethead every time. 

 

Where are Daft Punk playing this year?

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Just now, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

They do in Korea.

Why is Glastonbury called Glastonbury when there about 4 towns closer to it?

Cause Pilton Festival of contemporary arts sounds like a pre school arts and crafts fair

Does anyone care about the Strokes, Are they big enough to headline? 

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1 minute ago, Warbler said:

Cause Pilton Festival of contemporary arts sounds like a pre school arts and crafts fair

Does anyone care about the Strokes, Are they big enough to headline? 

Only their first album and no.

How big is the bag that the Sonic tent comes in?

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1 minute ago, Hugh Jass said:

Friday at 4pm, but it clashes with Fear and Disappointment.

What does Michael Eavis keep in his beard?

It's where the cows go during the festival 

Where can I purchase a ticket for the monorail? 

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1 minute ago, mr gumby said:

Bernard.

What would happen if Michael Eavis didn't say 'this was the best year ever' within 24 hrs of the festival finishing? Would the universe implode?

He didnt say it in 2001 and the universe split into two and Glastonbury we used to know is now V Fest in this universe

 

Who would win in a fight a growler or fatboy slim?

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1 minute ago, zak14 said:

He didnt say it in 2001 and the universe split into two and Glastonbury we used to know is now V Fest in this universe

 

Who would win in a fight a growler or fatboy slim?

Zoe Ball. 

Who won Russy Bingo?

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