Hook ups

[Joshuwarr]

Why the need to go through efests when apps like Grindr exist? Srsly.

[SwedgeAntilles]

I'm up for hooking up with a hologram. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

A hologram of Hooky?

[ripcurl85]

Great to welcome Phillipa back.

[MetaKate]

45 minutes ago, Homer said:

Can anyone imagine a worse place to hook up than a festival?!

Prison

[the wonderwhy]

48 minutes ago, Homer said:

Can anyone imagine a worse place to hook up than a festival?!

Tory Party Conference 

[dentalplan]

26 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

I'm up for hooking up with a hologram. 

[squirrelarmy]

Do we need to set up Speed Dating at one of the bars for Wednesday/Thursday evenings. I wouldn't recommend any action further into the festival than that. I know we have showers but it's not quite the same deep clean we're used to! 

[Smash1984]

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

[eFestivals]

17 minutes ago, MetaKate said:

Prison

 

[shuttlep]

1 hour ago, danssol said:

Is there a van 

you stole my thunder

Philllllliiipppppa

[simian_mobile_mushrooms]

Thought this was going to be about caravans. Must be showing my age, but what the fuck is kik!?

[Honeybane]

Ah, this topic looks a tad 'rough round the edges' which means it's probably a good one to ask this question: 

if you are caught on entry with a class drugs for personal use do they turn you away? Interested to hear people's stories/experiences etc.

[Guest]

42 minutes ago, MetaKate said:

Prison

Best reply on the thread, very sharp 

[Madyaker]

1 hour ago, Homer said:

Can anyone imagine a worse place to hook up than a festival?!

What's wrong with hookups at a festival?? I've had one or two good ones.

[evannn]

16 minutes ago, Honeybane said:

Ah, this topic looks a tad 'rough round the edges' which means it's probably a good one to ask this question: 

if you are caught on entry with a class drugs for personal use do they turn you away? Interested to hear people's stories/experiences etc.

I know another festival (which has stricter security) will allow you in if you amnesty said drugs. I imagine Glastonbury would be the same 

[themuel]

1 hour ago, Joshuwarr said:

Why the need to go through efests when apps like Grindr exist? Srsly.

Woah woah not everyone looking for a hook up is gay. 

[evannn]

8 minutes ago, themuel said:

Woah woah not everyone looking for a hook up is gay. 

Tinder and bumble and pof are "apps like Grindr"

[BluePaul]

I'm all for hookups. It's a bugger trying to make a leisure battery last for the best part of a week.  Some hardstanding pitches would be nice as well.

[benc]

I'm not a fan of organised fun

[Homer]

2 hours ago, Madyaker said:

What's wrong with hookups at a festival?? I've had one or two good ones.

 

The state of your cock and balls and their vagina/arsehole.

 

i've participated in the occasional sexy time with someone I was in a semi-functional with at a fest before - and even then it was still a bit belt and braces.

Edited May 16, 2017 by Homer

[Homer]

1 hour ago, benc said:

I'm not a fan of organised fun

 

How about organ-ised mutual self-loathing (in a tent)?

[Homer]

3 hours ago, MetaKate said:

Prison

You've clearly never seen Midnight Express.

 

Or Men in Black Men for that matter.

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Joshuwarr said:

Why the need to go through efests when apps like Grindr exist? Srsly.

Screens out the oddballs

[Tables innit]

Maybe it's code for the big surprise....

"Can I kik it"