The Nal Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Homer said: I actually think there's a good chance we may all actually die. If forecasts continue on the this downward trend (which they will) we can expect portals from other dimensions opening in the sky and giant winged serpents swooping down and snatching fully grown men from the ground. This basically. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Just now, vEN._. said: I think, we alle will get stuck in the quicksand and then be burned to death El Scorchio. If that leads to me being fossilised and then dug up in the year 3217 and displayed in the 'Mars Museum of the Dead Earth's Natural History Museum, Glastonbury Display', so be it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcade fireman Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Festival has just been moved to this weekend. Get in the car - if you get there by sun fall you may get a spot on Pennards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 1 minute ago, The Nal said: If forecasts continue on the this downward trend (which they will) we can expect portals from other dimensions opening in the sky and giant winged serpents swooping down and snatching fully grown men from the ground. This basically. I did mention the other day that ominous Black Moon on one of the predictions on here. Terrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Just now, arcade fireman said: Festival has just been moved to this weekend. Get in the car - if you get there by sun fall you may get a spot on Pennards! Total bollocks. Pennards is always full by noon on the Wednesday the week before the gates open. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Woffy said: If that leads to me being fossilised and then dug up in the year 3217 and displayed in the 'Mars Museum of the Dead Earth's Natural History Museum, Glastonbury Display', so be it. Coldplay are rumoured to be headlining Marstonbury 3217. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Just now, Hugh Jass said: Coldplay are rumoured to be headlining Marstonbury 3217. Controlled by a cryogenically defrosted @CaledonianGonzo hologram master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest17 Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said: Coldplay are rumoured to be headlining Marstonbury 3217. It's not been the same since they put up the galactic fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Interesting Posted June 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 14 minutes ago, vEN._. said: I think, we all will get stuck in the quicksand-like-mud and then be burned to death by El Scorchio. We will all get stuck in quick sand like mud that sucks us in but leaves our heads protruding until after Sunday. I pity those poor sould stuck on the Pyramid field with no escape from Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelarmy Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, priest17 said: It's not been the same since they put up the galactic fence. Seeing as you have this information already I can only assume that you are from the future. Can you please tell us the weather for next weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibear Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Has the Phil Jones-ometer been in play this year? I think we're currently looking at something like this. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willsnewman Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said: We will all get stuck in quick sand like mud that sucks us in but leaves our heads protruding until after Sunday. I pity those poor sould stuck on the Pyramid field with no escape from Ed. Took pity on you? Took a piss on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasto Weatherwatch Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 06Z run looking good so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownboundTrain52 Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 19 minutes ago, The Nal said: If forecasts continue on the this downward trend (which they will) we can expect portals from other dimensions opening in the sky and giant winged serpents swooping down and snatching fully grown men from the ground. This basically. What about mostly grown men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Woffy said: Controlled by a cryogenically defrosted @CaledonianGonzo hologram master. The entire audience will be made of holograms, you'll be scanned on entry this year to be used at future events. Except for Russy, whose head will be preserved in a jar so that he can forever complain about it not being as good as it used to be. Edited June 14, 2017 by Hugh Jass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 by the monday after the festival you will know what the weather will be like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfaragher Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, p.pete said: Have to say, I appreciate you putting the code thing alongside it so that it's readable - and I do appreciate the effort that goes into it. My guess is the huge red wedge to that left will get thicker for the relevant days as we get closer to the festival - or one of the other wedge colours will dominate if that's what we're due for at that point. When you have 6 options and they all have similar odds, it means there's no consensus. I'd definitely love to see this graph in about 4 or 5 days time @jfaragher So a bit more context. Some broad detail about the methodology here. All of those numbers, right up to the five,have relatively little rain in them compared to previous years. I think the worst you can see if ~7mm of rain in 24 hours on the current forecasts. For me, >5mm would be "time to put on a jacket" and >10mm would be "time to think about some shelter" if it looked persistent. 7mm is annoying light rain for a few hours, or a medium heavy shower. Caveat - there is a bit of geographical smoothing happenswith the method I have used, and it also tends to remove any significant outlier forecasts. Looking at the data in detail for the festival location, for Sat there is a spread in the forecast of 0 to 35mm of rain, though the majority of the forecasts in the ensemble are giving <7mm and the mean is ~2mm, that 35mm is a massive outlier Basically, these numbers are a bit of weather nerdery to add to the fun. I've used a methodology that provides some interesting information about likelihoods. As you would expect, the spread is broader as you get towards the end of the forecast. I'll update this for a couple more days, but then the short range forecasts will start to kick in and be more useful. TL;DR - geeking out, probably fairly useless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, Glasto Weatherwatch said: 06Z run looking good so far Yup, dry and warm and sunny all the way until Sunday when storms arrive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tease Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 2 hours ago, stuartbert two hats said: Depends what you mean by lost. I've been to 97,98,05,07 and 16. All were great. I was being tongue in cheek, as was Glasto Weatherwatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lubic Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Just imagine if the festival was this week... Dunno why I'm torturing myself like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_c Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 We all know what will happen, it will be sun kissed bliss right up until Tuesday, then the apocalypse will occur through to the weekend then sun kissed bliss on the Monday. That's what I'm mentally preparing for so anything other than the above is a bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airwaves Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 (edited) My reading is this:- Edited June 14, 2017 by airwaves better, direct link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopwn1981 Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 20 minutes ago, Lubic87 said: Just imagine if the festival was this week... Dunno why I'm torturing myself like this It'd be too hot and we'd all die of heat exhaustion/dehydration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_c Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 1 minute ago, stopwn1981 said: It'd be too hot and we'd all die of heat exhaustion/dehydration. Blasphemy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aragorn Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 latest GFS run is pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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