Glastonbury Full Lineup revealed??????

[eFestivals]

3 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Because it was folk from on here that wrote it.

I've no idea, tho it definitely looks like what's listed here has been used in its creation.

The reason I know it's wrong is because of what I know should be on there and isn't on there.

[Avalon_Fields]

47 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

I can tell you with 100% certainty it's not correct.

 

Thank you! Above all else if it were true it would destroy the meticulous efforts the festival makes every year to make controlled, staged announcements...which may drive us crazy at times but does add to the excitement of it all!

[Nobody Interesting]

Hilarious - when the Clashfinder Thread went up last week I said some useless media would report it as fact!!

[Acid_Haze]

It's bullshit, it's just @Will-2609's stage prediction:

Will-2609

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Posted February 27 (edited)

Friday:

Pyramid: Radiohead / Elbow / The Maccabees / Craig David / Clean Bandit / Kris Kristofferson / Kate Tempest / Junun

Other: Chase and Status / Royal Blood / Courteeners / Liam Gallagher / Circa Waves / Cage the Elephant / The Coral / Feeder / Ocean Colour Scene

West Holts: Jamiroquai / Blood Orange / Anderson .Paak and the Free Nationals / Gallant / Samm Henshaw

John Peel: Run the Jewels / The Hives / Everything Everything / Danny Brown / James Vincent McMorrow / DIIV / Fat White Family / Hooton Tennis Club

Park: Orbital / Regina Spektor / Mark Lanegan Band / Anohni / Poliça / Shura / Margo Price / The Lemon Twigs / The Parrots

 

Saturday:

Pyramid: Foo Fighters / Kaiser Chiefs / Van Morrison / HAIM / Blossoms / Laura Marling / Twin Atlantic

Other: alt-J / Boy Better Know / Stormzy / Metronomy / Slaves / The Kills / Rag'n'Bone Man / Sundara Karma / Metric

West Holts: The Jacksons / Solange / The Avalanches / Toots and the Maytals / United Vibrations / Canalón de Timbiquí / Afriquoi

John Peel: Bonobo / Crystal Castles / White Lies / Crystal Fighters / The Temper Trap / Parquet Courts / Tom Chaplin / Spring King / The Wytches / Cabbage

Park: The Jesus and Mary Chain / Grandaddy / Local Natives / Spoon / Mitski / Preoccupations / Temples / Whitney / The Big Moon

 

Sunday:

Pyramid: Ed Sheeran / The xx / Lorde / Diana Ross / Barry Gibb / Father John Misty / Seasick Steve / Black Dyke Band

Other: Justice / Imagine Dragons / London Grammar / You Me at Six / The Shins / Grizzly Bear / Rat Boy / British Sea Power / Foy Vance

West Holts: Kraftwerk / Royksopp / Empire of the Sun / Netsky

John Peel: The Flaming Lips / Warpaint / Glass Animals / Wiley / of Montreal / King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard / Thee Oh Sees / TOY

Park: Fleet Foxes / Teenage Fanclub / Real Estate / Sleaford Mods / Angel Olsen / Agnes Obel / Honeyblood / Sunflower Bean

[Familiar2billions]

BadBadNotGood are most definitely playing Saturday not Sunday, ive seen the same info as Neil on that one. There are a couple of other bits on there which are incorrect too. All in all some good guess work though and would be happy if what we get is close to that.

[MrMac]

Intentional or typo?

[VolumetricFox]

3 hours ago, Fred Zepplin said:

It's not the whole line up but the daily mirror is running with the story now. They've just copied and pasted the whole article 

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/glastonbury-festival-2017-line-up-9972466

Somerset Live is owned by the Mirror.

[Gucci Piggy]

1 hour ago, Acid_Haze said:

It's bullshit, it's just @Will-2609's stage prediction:

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Posted February 27 (edited)

Friday:

Pyramid: Radiohead / Elbow / The Maccabees / Craig David / Clean Bandit / Kris Kristofferson / Kate Tempest / Junun

Other: Chase and Status / Royal Blood / Courteeners / Liam Gallagher / Circa Waves / Cage the Elephant / The Coral / Feeder / Ocean Colour Scene

West Holts: Jamiroquai / Blood Orange / Anderson .Paak and the Free Nationals / Gallant / Samm Henshaw

John Peel: Run the Jewels / The Hives / Everything Everything / Danny Brown / James Vincent McMorrow / DIIV / Fat White Family / Hooton Tennis Club

Park: Orbital / Regina Spektor / Mark Lanegan Band / Anohni / Poliça / Shura / Margo Price / The Lemon Twigs / The Parrots

 

Saturday:

Pyramid: Foo Fighters / Kaiser Chiefs / Van Morrison / HAIM / Blossoms / Laura Marling / Twin Atlantic

Other: alt-J / Boy Better Know / Stormzy / Metronomy / Slaves / The Kills / Rag'n'Bone Man / Sundara Karma / Metric

West Holts: The Jacksons / Solange / The Avalanches / Toots and the Maytals / United Vibrations / Canalón de Timbiquí / Afriquoi

John Peel: Bonobo / Crystal Castles / White Lies / Crystal Fighters / The Temper Trap / Parquet Courts / Tom Chaplin / Spring King / The Wytches / Cabbage

Park: The Jesus and Mary Chain / Grandaddy / Local Natives / Spoon / Mitski / Preoccupations / Temples / Whitney / The Big Moon

 

Sunday:

Pyramid: Ed Sheeran / The xx / Lorde / Diana Ross / Barry Gibb / Father John Misty / Seasick Steve / Black Dyke Band

Other: Justice / Imagine Dragons / London Grammar / You Me at Six / The Shins / Grizzly Bear / Rat Boy / British Sea Power / Foy Vance

West Holts: Kraftwerk / Royksopp / Empire of the Sun / Netsky

John Peel: The Flaming Lips / Warpaint / Glass Animals / Wiley / of Montreal / King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard / Thee Oh Sees / TOY

Park: Fleet Foxes / Teenage Fanclub / Real Estate / Sleaford Mods / Angel Olsen / Agnes Obel / Honeyblood / Sunflower Bean

Second year running my prediction has been put on clashfinder and reported by newspapers as a leak. Wasn't even me who put it on clashfinder this time.

Edit: My friend sent me it last night asking if it was legit, too

Edited March 6, 2017 by Will-2609

[Hotchilidog]

All part of the idle speculation fun.... what would we do without it.

[COPG]

Kaiser Chiefs subbing the pyramid? 

Didn't they open the other stage last time they played?

[Gucci Piggy]

2 minutes ago, COPG said:

Kaiser Chiefs subbing the pyramid? 

Didn't they open the other stage last time they played?

Opening the Other was a secret set. Their actual set was as JP headliners that year. And we have info from a poster on here that they're subbing Foos. The thinking is that if it happens they were probably requested by Foos or something. They have supported them in the past.

[philipsteak]

1 hour ago, Will-2609 said:

Opening the Other was a secret set. Their actual set was as JP headliners that year. And we have info from a poster on here that they're subbing Foos. The thinking is that if it happens they were probably requested by Foos or something. They have supported them in the past.

Really? Ha, that was one of my proofs for it not being real. "It's got to be fake, look where the Kaiser Chiefs are" 

[Avalon_Fields]

Kaiser Chiefs subbing is nearly as awful as the Sunday clash of Flaming Lips, Kraftwerk & Fleet Foxes. 

[russycarps]

Is there any possibility of van Morrison? Or has that been plucked from fresh air?

Not that he'd do anything from astral weeks anyway. So fuck him

[Gucci Piggy]

37 minutes ago, philipsteak said:

Really? Ha, that was one of my proofs for it not being real. "It's got to be fake, look where the Kaiser Chiefs are" 

Tbf I thought it was mental at first but as other options have started to look unlikely I'm starting to think it may happen. If they're on before a massive Foos set they'd basically be playing in a third down timeslot anyway.

[waterfalls212434]

8 minutes ago, russycarps said:

Is there any possibility of van Morrison? Or has that been plucked from fresh air?

Not that he'd do anything from astral weeks anyway. So fuck him

According to the latest, your headlining the park on friday russy......something you wanna tell us? http:///s/g2017/

looking forward to seeing napalm death on the other stage and slayer on the park as well.....and theres apprently an oasis/radiohead/neil/russy clash just to really fuck people off....haha

just spotted...the corrs on the pyramid? before the huff post choir......beiber on the other stage is going to be something to do with any rotten veg around the camp grounds.

Now lets see how stupid the media are? I would utterly piss myself if a `justin beiber headlining glastonbury other stage` headline went up tommorow

Edited March 6, 2017 by waterfalls212434

[waterfalls212434]

rob zombie/slayer/napalm death clash on the sunday....gutted for us metalheads ha

[Hugh Jass]

This is why the Clashfinder should be locked until the announcement.

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

6 minutes ago, waterfalls212434 said:

According to the latest, your headlining the park on friday russy......something you wanna tell us? http:///s/g2017/

looking forward to seeing napalm death on the other stage and slayer on the park as well.....and theres apprently an oasis/radiohead/neil/russy clash just to really fuck people off....haha

just spotted...the corrs on the pyramid? before the huff post choir......beiber on the other stage is going to be something to do with any rotten veg around the camp grounds.

Now lets see how stupid the media are? I would utterly piss myself if a `justin beiber headlining glastonbury other stage` headline went up tommorow

The Corrs supporting Ed surely, so he can segue straight into that Gallway Girl abomination of his.

[waterfalls212434]

Just now, Hugh Jass said:

This is why the Clashfinder should be locked until the announcement.

if the tabloids want to report utter crap with no research they deserve to be strung along.....im half tempted to post `the daily mirror is fucking stupid` on every single entry and watch how long the link to the clashfinder slating them remains on their website

[waterfalls212434]

3 minutes ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

The Corrs supporting Ed surely, so he can segue straight into that Gallway Girl abomination of his.

ah the corrs....are they even still going? not heard that name mentioned in years.....always felt sorry for jim.....3 utterly stunning irish sisters.....but you happen to be their brother......he must have fucked off someone seriously in a previous life haha.

Mind you I had heard andrea corr at least had a reputation for being an incredibly high and mighty diva in the flesh.

[eFestivals]

22 minutes ago, russycarps said:

Not that he'd do anything from astral weeks anyway. So fuck him

because he sold the royalties for naff all, and has regretted it ever since.

[rivalschools.price]

Daily Mirror and local papers headlines, thread on efests, Emily Eavis tweeting to deny,etc.

Some keyboard warrior is feeling very smug this morning and will be sending his application in for troll of the month.

[russycarps]

41 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

because he sold the royalties for naff all, and has regretted it ever since.

Ha is that true? What a tit

 

[eFestivals]

12 minutes ago, russycarps said:

Ha is that true? What a tit

 

yep - there's a BBC4 prog about royalties where it comes up.