So who is going to replace Foo Fighters?

[Woffy]

Surely if they have booked someone above Florence it's gotta be someone bigger than fucking elbow? Surely..

 

My anger with you this evening has abated an iota.

[Bisque]

I'd add The Killers to the list of possibilities too

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeezus.

[Martin Ashford]

So T swizzle and Blur and potentially The Prodigy are the only properly realistic ones right? Don't forget Kylie but I would say you are spot on.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

I'm interring my Mum's ashes tomorrow afternoon.l.

Sorry to hear that Martin, will be thinking of you.

[Tuna]

You know that the thing you're best at is being a tin of tuna.

I'm trying to become a more well rounded tin.

[deadpheasant]

It will be Blur.

 

I can taste it.

[Northern-Monkey]

Jake Bugg doesn't fly, he rattles in on the unmistakable vintage VW camper, that could only be driven by Jake Bugg. He gets out his luggage, it's all old rock 'n' roll gear from the 60s, the sort of retro attire which could only be the original and not-at-all shit and derivative style of Jake Bugg. As he slips on a bit of mud, he emits an "oh bugger", in the unique mumble which is so often the delivery technique for Bugg's own delightful brand of authentic wit. Bugg pulls out his acoustic guitar, an instrument which is has become synonymous with the new and original genre that Bugg has crafted. Bugg plucks at the handful of chords that primary school children are first taught, with an expertise well beyond his 19 years, the crowd are literally bored stiff with rapture at this new and exciting kick up the arse for British rock.

And get he looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights on the Pyramid Stage! 2013 was painful to watch...

[Woffy]

Jake Bugg doesn't fly, he rattles in on the unmistakable vintage VW camper, that could only be driven by Jake Bugg. He gets out his luggage, it's all old rock 'n' roll gear from the 60s, the sort of retro attire which could only be the original and not-at-all shit and derivative style of Jake Bugg. As he slips on a bit of mud, he emits an "oh bugger", in the unique mumble which is so often the delivery technique for Bugg's own delightful brand of authentic wit. Bugg pulls out his acoustic guitar, an instrument which is has become synonymous with the new and original genre that Bugg has crafted. Bugg plucks at the handful of chords that primary school children are first taught, with an expertise well beyond his 19 years, the crowd are literally bored stiff with rapture at this new and exciting kick up the arse for British rock.

 

If this is the case, I hope it was the one that burst into flames and left me stuck in traffic on the M3 on Sunday for ages.

 

 

 

 

[in reality, I was fucking devastated for the couple whose VW Camper it appeared to be. They looked understandably utterly gutted ]

Edited June 16, 2015 by Woffy

[HotChipWillBreakYourLegs]

I'd add The Killers to the list of possibilities too - they're doing live dates currently and seem to have a decent relationship with the festival

 

I prefer The Bravery.

[Bisque]

Worth a guess.

Sorry, born late 80's, don't know many SFA songs, I'm sure they are good. A bit like James, I've just not got around to listening to them.

[FuzzyDunlop]

Please tell me Ed Sheeran is nowhere near the place.

My plans haven't changed anyway, but I just can't stand the rectum faced pigmy.

Edited June 16, 2015 by FuzzyDunlop

[morph100]

Who did everyone think it was going to be when U2 dropped out?

[incident]

Please tell me Ed Sheeran is nowhere near the place

Would over 5,000 miles do?

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Jake Bugg doesn't fly, he rattles in on the unmistakable vintage VW camper, that could only be driven by Jake Bugg. He gets out his luggage, it's all old rock 'n' roll gear from the 60s, the sort of retro attire which could only be the original and not-at-all shit and derivative style of Jake Bugg. As he slips on a bit of mud, he emits an "oh bugger", in the unique mumble which is so often the delivery technique for Bugg's own delightful brand of authentic wit. Bugg pulls out his acoustic guitar, an instrument which is has become synonymous with the new and original genre that Bugg has crafted. Bugg plucks at the handful of chords that primary school children are first taught, with an expertise well beyond his 19 years, the crowd are literally bored stiff with rapture at this new and exciting kick up the arse for British rock.

Spectacular, even by your standards.

[Guest]

If this is the case, I hope it was the one that burst into flames and left me stuck in traffic on the M3 on Sunday for ages.

 

 

 

 

[in reality, I was fucking devastated for the couple whose VW Camper it appeared to be. They looked understandably utterly gutted ]

I know a couple who've recently bought one, if it was them you saw, you may take comfort in knowing that they are both irredeemably horrible people.

[Northern-Monkey]

Sorry, born late 80's, don't know many SFA songs, I'm sure they are good. A bit like James, I've just not got around to listening to them.

You have much still to learn Sunny Jim!

[arcade fireman]

Why do people keep suggesting the Stone Roses? They are not touring and haven't played together in two years. They haven't released an album for decades. I love them really, but it's not happening. 

[dentalplan]

 

Odds on the new act bringing Dave Grohl out to do one song....?

 

I heard he's doing a secret set on the Park Stage.

 

With Cast.

 

After The Fall.

[The Placid Casual]

Would over 5,000 miles do?

Not far enough.

[BA4 4BY]

If ever the time was right for an Oasis reformation, this is it.

 

And no, I haven't bothered checking if it could even happen because it won't.

[dentalplan]

Jake Bugg doesn't fly, he rattles in on the unmistakable vintage VW camper, that could only be driven by Jake Bugg. He gets out his luggage, it's all old rock 'n' roll gear from the 60s, the sort of retro attire which could only be the original and not-at-all shit and derivative style of Jake Bugg. As he slips on a bit of mud, he emits an "oh bugger", in the unique mumble which is so often the delivery technique for Bugg's own delightful brand of authentic wit. Bugg pulls out his acoustic guitar, an instrument which is has become synonymous with the new and original genre that Bugg has crafted. Bugg plucks at the handful of chords that primary school children are first taught, with an expertise well beyond his 19 years, the crowd are literally bored stiff with rapture at this new and exciting kick up the arse for British rock.

 

 Damn I forgot this was your bread and butter.

Edited June 16, 2015 by dentalplan

[rawaudioinput]

Could this be the return of jj72 with a triumphant pyramid headline slot?

My Vitriol to headline, coinciding with the announcement that their new album is being delayed by a few more months

[The Placid Casual]

 

 

 

 

I heard he's doing a secret set on the Park Stage.

 

With Cast.

 

After The Fall.

 

Post of the year.

[strummer77]

Who did everyone think it was going to be when U2 dropped out?

 

Dizzee being bumped up and Coldplay were the biggest rumours I think. Plus some Led Zep nonsense.

[HotChipWillBreakYourLegs]

How about the Stone Roses?