What annoys you the most at Glastonbury?

[Gnomicide]

FFS!

'PLASTIC PINT GLASSES'

FUUUUUUUCK!

You daft sod

[Purple aki squat]

FFS!

'PLASTIC PINT GLASSES'

FUUUUUUUCK!

It's plastic fucking pint pots

[frostypaw]

FFS!

 

'PLASTIC PINT GLASSES'

 

FUUUUUUUCK!

Are those like beer goggles? I've got confused by all this fancy nomenclature

[Gnomicide]

It's plastic fucking pint pots

I think you've cracked it.

Plastic fucking pint pots it is. Now then, smaller plastic glasses for drinking wine and the like, are they just a plastic cup?

No good for dumping in like.

[H.M.V]

Didn't someone try to convince us they were actually plastic pint CUPS? Fucking CUPS!!!! 

[Hugh Jass]

Bloody hell, I think someone's been sampling his marching powder pre festival, calm down pal, it's an Internet forum, most of us are just taking the piss.

Btw I can see why you needed a carpeted tent, brick shit houses can do plenty of damage to normal tents, you spent the extra money wisely !

Glastonbury would be the worst possible place for someone resembling a brick shithouse. There'd be a steady stream of people thinking they can poo inside you.

[Woffy]

Glastonbury would be the worst possible place for someone resembling a brick shithouse. There'd be a steady stream of people thinking they can poo inside you.

 

OH fucking hell!

 

I laughed again so hard at this forum tonight that I initially typed this, somehow:

 

 

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OH fucking hell!

 

I la]]ughed again so hard at this foru\m tonight that I initially typed this:

[Lou1983]

Wow glastonbury excitement at its best eh, we're all bitchin about what we hate about the festival, got 3 mates without tickets... Had a few drinks but thing perspective is needed in this thread! At least we're going!

[Woffy]

Are those like beer goggles? I've got confused by all this fancy nomenclature

 

Beer + efests meet + my chosen field of education / boring people about history = me probably wanging on for ages about the etymology of the word 'nomenclature'.

 

Avoid me at all costs at the meet.

 

Or feign interest in Granddaddy then send me for the drinks.

[Purple aki squat]

I think you've cracked it.

Plastic fucking pint pots it is. Now then, smaller plastic glasses for drinking wine and the like, are they just a plastic cup?

No good for dumping in like.

Plastic fucking half pint pots I suppose.

[Keithy]

I went for the first time last year and really can't think of anything that annoyed me per se cos I spent most of the time in awe. Although i did find having to navigate past a taped off camping area a hindrance to getting to my camp. So yeah, taped off camping areas are actually my gripe.

And certain vegetables.

[FuzzyDunlop]

Wow glastonbury excitement at its best eh, we're all bitchin about what we hate about the festival, got 3 mates without tickets... Had a few drinks but thing perspective is needed in this thread! At least we're going!

For the vast majority of the year this forum was all about theories on the line up - now that is all finalised we have moved on to shitting in pint pots.

Thank christ the line up was announced late. What would it have been like if everything was announced in early march?

[Hugh Jass]

For the vast majority of the year this forum was all about theories on the line up - now that is all finalised we have moved on to shitting in pint pots.

Thank christ the line up was announced late. What would it have been like if everything was announced in early march?

We'd have gone feral by now.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

We'd have gone feral by now.

Have we not anyway?

[Hugh Jass]

Have we not anyway?

More so, at least one poster would have been ritualistically sacrificed to the sun gods by now and Russ would probably have resorted to cannibalism.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

More so, at least one poster would have been ritualistically sacrificed to the sun gods by now and Russ would probably have resorted to cannibalism.

Amazing.

[frostypaw]

Avoid me at all costs at the meet.

I'll look like a gleeful idiot, you'll have no problem

[Lou1983]

For the vast majority of the year this forum was all about theories on the line up - now that is all finalised we have moved on to shitting in pint pots.

Thank christ the line up was announced late. What would it have been like if everything was announced in early march?

Ha! Yeah true! Good thing we've only a week to go eh!

[big__phil]

Morning all. I trust you all had a lovely weekend? I've been practicing shitting in pint [insert correct phrase here], but it's harder than it sounds! I don't think I'd taped off a big enough area around my picnic blanet inside my heavily guy-roped tent.

 

Anyway has NM said he was only joking yet?

[swede]

Glastonbury would be the worst possible place for someone resembling a brick shithouse. There'd be a steady stream of people thinking they can poo inside you.

That's why the guys so full of shit

[big__phil]

That's why the guys so full of shit

 

ZING!

[Purple aki squat]

Morning all. I trust you all had a lovely weekend? I've been practicing shitting in pint [insert correct phrase here], but it's harder than it sounds! I don't think I'd taped off a big enough area around my picnic blanet inside my heavily guy-roped tent.

Anyway has NM said he was only joking yet?

Quick question Big Phil.

What type of building and constructed of what material would you be?

[big__phil]

Quick question Big Phil.

What type of building and constructed of what material would you be?

 

Thanks for asking!

 

[Purple aki squat]

Thanks for asking!

A public toilet in the park?

[swede]

Thanks for asking!

 

A cottagers paradise ?