What annoys you the most at Glastonbury?

[Woffy]

I'll have what he's having!

Powdered tent, intravenously.

[H.M.V]

Powdered tent, intravenously.

To quote your good self made thingy - LOLASM

[Woffy]

To quote your good self made thingy - LOLASM

I'll move to NFRNFC to re-state my sliding scale of LOL. So as not to piss people off here...

[jeffie]

We're obviously talking about a tent the size of a large posh automobile, that serves the same purpose.

Edited June 13, 2015 by jeffie

[Woffy]

Don't upset the status quo of big posters, they don't like being threatened over their superiority on this page! Do you Woffy, Nal, Zac et all? Guardians of all things Glastonbury despite never actually being born when it happened....

Oh n I wasn't either btw so I'm not claiming superiority either!

Was just interested in what tent it was; it sounds fucking immense.

[H.M.V]

Was just interested in what tent it was; it sounds fucking immense.

Probably comes with its own Gazebo and taped off area and a butler called Giles to shoo the riff raff away when they try to walk through their patch of land and a bowl of nos canisters.

[Tigerdragon]

At the moment, NM comes across as reminiscent of someone who walks into a room of people talking politely, does a massive guff, and proceeds to berate said people for creating a bad smell.

[Woffy]

Probably comes with its own Gazebo and taped off area and a butler called Giles to shoo the riff raff away when they try to walk through their patch of land and a bowl of nos canisters.

That's that 2k for the week place, right?!

"Gaze down on the festival from our exclusive vantage point with the luxury of not having to take part!"

[Woffy]

At the moment, NM comes across as reminiscent of someone who walks into a room of people talking politely, does a massive guff, and proceeds to berate said people for creating a bad smell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNnzi4NcKKY

[H.M.V]

That's that 2k for the week place, right?!

"Gaze down on the festival from our exclusive vantage point with the luxury of not having to take part!"

Best getting clarification from NM on that. I'm part of the riff raff and wouldn't know such things squire.

[mr gumby]

Don't upset the status quo of big posters, they don't like being threatened over their superiority on this page! Do you Woffy, Nal, Zac et all? Guardians of all things Glastonbury despite never actually being born when it happened....

Oh n I wasn't either btw so I'm not claiming superiority either!

Are you aware of how much of a dick you sound?

[Northern-Monkey]

Uh, wha'?

No idea what any of that meant, but - again, as a tent nerd - what tent have you got?

Just a tent nerd?... Airgo8 with all the trimmings n before you try dissing you're not the tent nerd I tried the vango and Coleman equivalent!

[Northern-Monkey]

Probably comes with its own Gazebo and taped off area and a butler called Giles to shoo the riff raff away when they try to walk through their patch of land and a bowl of nos canisters.

It does actually, those optional extras are well worth it!

[Northern-Monkey]

Are you aware of how much of a dick you sound?

Are you aware of how less a shit I give?

Still crack on....

[H.M.V]

Just a tent nerd?... Airgo8 with all the trimmings n before you try dissing you're not the tent nerd I tried the vango and Coleman equivalent!

Plenty of room in there to house that chip on your shoulder.

[Purple aki squat]

Ha! No I've not but if you think you can develop a teny without guy ropes then patent it cos you'll be rich!

I've got a forty quid halfords pop up.

Pins around the base, no need for ropes, never used them and it's never leaked.

Thanks for the get rich quick idea though

[Northern-Monkey]

Plenty of room in there to house that chip on your shoulder.

Yup, will struggle with yours tho love,

Chip on shoulder? Ha! You couldn't get further from the truth, I'm not the bitter poster on here love!

[Northern-Monkey]

I've got a forty quid halfords pop up.

Pins around the base, no need for ropes, never used them and it's never leaked.

Thanks for the get rich quick idea though

lucky you, good job you weren't up north for that niche festival nobody goes to with it....

[Bobinup]

I'm not the bitter poster on here love!

Still solidering on with the sexism then? Well at least you're persistent, I'll give you that.

[Woffy]

Just a tent nerd?... Airgo8 with all the trimmings n before you try dissing you're not the tent nerd I tried the vango and Coleman equivalent!

'Just a tent nerd?' - Not entirely sure what that meant, but ok. Another one of your odd questions. I was only asking dude.

Nice tent. Very nice.

So, to practicalities, RE: the poll and all that...and in all 'reasonableness' - that's a lotta fuckin' guy ropes for a festival jam packed with tents which YOU KNOW taping off in ANY FORM is gonna fuck people off, however you tape them guys ropes off.

So: is it really a practical Glasto tent dude?

REALLY?

It's like - whatever your opinion of guyropes and their usefulness - it's guyropefuckingtasticageddon.

No?

So were you being defensive in your earlier stance?

Or provocative - which is fine, it's an internet forum?

Is there a big reveal though?

Go onnnnn!

It'd fucking make my night (it's been a shitty one)!

[Woffy]

Still solidering on with the sexism then? Well at least you're persistent, I'll give you that.

I'm having one last go at rationalism...just the one...then I'm done.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

I'm having one last go at rationalism...just the one...then I'm done.

Just stick him on your ignore list Woff-ster, my life's rarely seemed more peaceful

[mr gumby]

Can't wait for the moment when Neil turns up on this thread and says 'Hey everyone, remember I did an IP check on one or two posters a while back?..........'

[Woffy]

Just stick him on your ignore list Woff-ster, my life's rarely seemed more peaceful

There's good in him. I can sense it.

[H.M.V]

I'm having one last go at rationalism...just the one...then I'm done.

Gotta love that persistent optimism you sport Woffstar.