What annoys you the most at Glastonbury?

[Woffy]

Flo can go and shite.

No. 1 US artiste, Gnomy...no denying it!!!

[Gnomicide]

No. 1 US artiste, Gnomy...no denying it!!!

When have the Americans ever been an acceptable barometer of artistic credibility?

Edited June 12, 2015 by Gnomicide

[Woffy]

When have the Americans ever been an acceptable barometer of artistic credibility?

Literature aside?

Probably rarely, if ever.

My point is (check us out being all sensible) "Florence & The Machine Step Into Glastonbury Headliner Slot after Dave Grohl Breaks Leg the Same Week F&TM Have A No. 1 US Chart Topping Album" doesn't look / sound bad for the festival, does it.

And considering EE's comments - to Scottie? - some months back.

[Thearg]

Shit,Rudimental are really good on tfi,reafirmed the tough decision between them and Hot Chip.

[Woffy]

Shit,Rudimental are really good on tfi,reafirmed the tough decision between them and Hot Chip.

I am now one place further forward at Hot Chip, Arg!

[spursfan77]

Those huge flags. Easily the most annoying thing as if you're up the back you can't see the stage if you're at the pyramid stage.

[Thearg]

I am now one place further forward at Hot Chip, Arg!

No you're not,It was a momentary lapse!

[Woffy]

No you're not,It was a momentary lapse!

This also pleases me!

Ditching Hot Chip! As if!

[Gnomicide]

Shit,Rudimental are really good on tfi,reafirmed the tough decision between them and Hot Chip.

Utter, utter shite. I'd rather watch 4 hours of Florence than suffer one Rudimental song.

[Gnomicide]

Literature aside?

Probably rarely, if ever.

My point is (check us out being all sensible) "Florence & The Machine Step Into Glastonbury Headliner Slot after Dave Grohl Breaks Leg the Same Week F&TM Have A No. 1 US Chart Topping Album" doesn't look / sound bad for the festival, does it.

And considering EE's comments - to Scottie? - some months back.

It's s feasible concept yet not a pleasing one.

[Woffy]

It's s feasible concept yet not a pleasing one.

I have a 'man up, Grohl!' inspirational tweet...i'll send it you now...although I'm sure you've seen it before!

[Smash1984]

and walls, and doors. How do those disgusting fuckers live normally?

This, last year I stumbled across what could only be described as liquid peanut butter, EVERYWHERE, I mean we've all been in bad situations but at worst you would miss and it goes on the seat, clean it up you dirty fuckers!!

[frostypaw]

This, last year I stumbled across what could only be described as liquid peanut butter, EVERYWHERE, I mean we've all been in bad situations but at worst you would miss and it goes on the seat, clean it up you dirty fuckers!!

Sometimes I imagine the force of it blew them off the seat and against the door with an almighty bang

[tweed1981]

I think everyone is going a bit over the top about weeing. if you need to wee you need to wee, are you telling me after a few drinks most people would wee themselves rather thank wee on the land? Don't get me wrong I don't and wouldn't go out of my way to wee on the land but being at a festival and consuming quite a few drinks... If it was a choice of wetting myself or weeing in a hedge, I'd wee in the hedge.

Bear Grylls says it's ok to drink your wee up to three times before it becomes dangerous so I think in reality it's not the end of the world if the alternative is pissing your pants.

[jeffie]

I think everyone is going a bit over the top about weeing. if you need to wee you need to wee, are you telling me after a few drinks most people would wee themselves rather thank wee on the land? Don't get me wrong I don't and wouldn't go out of my way to wee on the land but being at a festival and consuming quite a few drinks... If it was a choice of wetting myself or weeing in a hedge, I'd wee in the hedge.

Bear Grylls says it's ok to drink your wee up to three times before it becomes dangerous so I think in reality it's not the end of the world if the alternative is pissing your pants.

Listen idiot, the festival nearly lost it's licence a few years ago because of pollution in the water courses. Where the fuck do you think your piss goes?

[Purple aki squat]

I think everyone is going a bit over the top about weeing. if you need to wee you need to wee, are you telling me after a few drinks most people would wee themselves rather thank wee on the land? Don't get me wrong I don't and wouldn't go out of my way to wee on the land but being at a festival and consuming quite a few drinks... If it was a choice of wetting myself or weeing in a hedge, I'd wee in the hedge.

Bear Grylls says it's ok to drink your wee up to three times before it becomes dangerous so I think in reality it's not the end of the world if the alternative is pissing your pants.

Is that drink your own piss three times a day or in your lifetime?

What about someone else's?

I ask for a friend.

[tweed1981]

So you'd all piss yourselves rather than piss on the land?

[Gnomicide]

So you'd all piss yourselves rather than piss on the land?

Erm... no. You make sure you head to the toilet in time. What are you, three?

[ruscal]

I think everyone is going a bit over the top about weeing. if you need to wee you need to wee, are you telling me after a few drinks most people would wee themselves rather thank wee on the land? Don't get me wrong I don't and wouldn't go out of my way to wee on the land but being at a festival and consuming quite a few drinks... If it was a choice of wetting myself or weeing in a hedge, I'd wee in the hedge.

Bear Grylls says it's ok to drink your wee up to three times before it becomes dangerous so I think in reality it's not the end of the world if the alternative is pissing your pants.

drink it then, or wear a nappy.

With 150000 people it doesn't take a large percentage of people peeing in the water course to destroy the Eco system

[ruscal]

And in case you don't realise it all goes back into the drinking water as well

[tweed1981]

Ok, well the best thing for the land would be to not have the festival in the first place then, if that's what we are all worried about?

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Ok, well the best thing for the land would be to not have the festival in the first place then,

Yes, which is why it's so frustrating when people take the piss.

[frostypaw]

So you'd all piss yourselves rather than piss on the land?

Is there something wrong with you that you've not learnt to time your wees yet? Still being reminded to go before journeys? These aren't the only two options

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

So you'd all piss yourselves rather than piss on the land?

Evidently, in my case.

[carlosj]

I'm sure some girls would say that blokes have a festival look - cargo shorts, t shirt, straw trilby, sunglasses.

this. Northern, if you're going to stereotype young women, you need to apply the same code to men, who do look very similar in low belted jeans showing 5" of backside, canvas espadrilles, gleaming teeth, cheekie hat etc. It's only middle aged men who go for shorts and t shirts. Come and tell us all off.