Headliners 2016

[Woffy]

4 minutes ago, Wooderson said:

'Kinell the grammar in this sentence made my brain cough.

My eyeballs did one of those involuntary side to side flickering things.

[Wooderson]

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Wooderson said:

'Kinell the grammar in this sentence made my brain cough.

I was mortified at the prospect of no New Order. 

Can I apologise for making your brain cough? Surely under the circumstances you can forgive my ineptitude?

My poor grammar is the last of Emily Eavis' worries. I know that I should practice restraint. Yet I fear that I may start a petition if New Order do not headline. Saying that with my lack of grammar that may be a bad idea. It might have to be the bananas up the car exhaust maneuver.

:-)

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Woffy said:

My eyeballs did one of those involuntary side to side flickering things.

Will you and Wooderson stop bullying the thick northern oik? 

It is the Tories and their 1980's education policy that are responsible for my ineptitude. Have a heart and show some sympathy.

[Wooderson]

Behold the man that loses his faculties over New Order. A reaction hitherto unknown to science. Walk around him.

[Guest]

Just now, Wooderson said:

Behold the man that loses his faculties over New Order. A reaction hitherto unknown to science. Walk around him.

Mate all I need is oxygen to lose my marbles :-)

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, eastynh said:

Will you and Wooderson stop bullying the thick northern oik? 

It is the Tories and their 1980's education policy that are responsible for my ineptitude. Have a heart and show some sympathy.

Heh.

Let it be known that I will be putting aside my casual indifference towards NO and giving them a go, should they play, purely on your effusive recommendation(s)...

...and so I may have the potential opportunity to moan like fuck at you after the festival if they're shite.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Heh.

Let it be known that I will be putting aside my casual indifference towards NO and giving them a go, should they play, purely on your effusive recommendation(s)...

...and so I may have the potential opportunity to moan like fuck at you after the festival if they're shite.

Haha bastard, have just spat my brew out all over my bed sheets.

Mate, NO will be a laugh. You are more than welcome to come and enjoy them with us. If nothing else, my enthusiasm will make you laugh. No pictures allowed though when I start getting emotional.

Wait till next year's Depeche Mode thread. You have seen nothing yet. I will have to reign it in a little as I could become ever more intolerable :-)

[Woffy]

3 minutes ago, eastynh said:

Haha bastard, have just spat my brew out all over my bed sheets.

Mate, NO will be a laugh. You are more than welcome to come and enjoy them with us. If nothing else, my enthusiasm will make you laugh. No pictures allowed though when I start getting emotional.

Wait till next year's Depeche Mode thread. You have seen nothing yet. I will have to reign it in a little as I could become ever more intolerable :-)

Intolerablerer!

[captainmuscles]

12 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Let it be known that I will be putting aside my casual indifference towards NO and giving them a go, should they play, purely on your effusive recommendation(s)...

...and so I may have the potential opportunity to moan like fuck at you after the festival if they're shite.

I saw New Order on the Pyramid in 2005 (my first Glasto) and they were alright. Didn't know any of their songs at 15 years old, but they weren't bad. And their new album's pretty good.

Edited March 15, 2016 by captainmuscles

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Intolerablerer!

No mate I am not a lover of Toblerone's, but thanks for the offer  :-)

[CaledonianGonzo]

There won't be a dry eye in the house when Ian New Order and the lads run onto the Other Stage and launch into E for England.

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

There won't be a dry eye in the house when Ian New Order and the lads run onto the Other Stage and launch into E for England.

We need to start a petition for me to do the rap. I have kept the New Order thread on here alive from basically scraps. I will not stop until it has more replies than the lCD Soundsytem thread.

[Winslow Leach]

12 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

There won't be a dry eye in the house when Ian New Order and the lads run onto the Other Stage and launch into E for England.

Is that the one that goes "It's coming home, it's coming home..."?

Edited March 15, 2016 by Winslow Leach

[CaledonianGonzo]

Catch me if you can

'Cause I'm the Manchester man

And what you're looking at

Is the Manchester plan[/quote]

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

 

I could not upvote you, why can you only give 3 a day? I downvoted you though instead mate, seeing as I can't upvote you.

In hindsight it would be best if I did not do the rap as my accent is abhorrent.

[Woffy]

2 minutes ago, eastynh said:

I could not upvote you, why can you only give 3 a day? I downvoted you though instead mate, seeing as I can't upvote you.

In hindsight it would be best if I did not do the rap as my accent is abhorrent.

Do you sound like Hooky's ex-missus?

[maelzoid]

http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/Glastonbury-Festival-2016-Radiohead-final-Pyramid/story-28924710-detail/story.html#ixzz42yP3tFg5

Not any substance, and their last Glastonbury headline rumour article was caused by myself, but it will please some folk around here...

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Do you sound like Hooky's ex-missus?

I will not lie to you mate, my accent is horrid. My accent is probably pretty similar to Caroline Aherne's, although she is from Wythenshawe and that is the far south of the City. We are all a product of out environment so there is not much I can do about it.

Can I add at this point that no one actually sounds like Liam Gallagher, apart from Liam Gallagher and Perry out of Kevin and Perry.

[brettredmayne]

10 minutes ago, maelzoid said:

http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/Glastonbury-Festival-2016-Radiohead-final-Pyramid/story-28924710-detail/story.html#ixzz42yP3tFg5

Not any substance, and their last Glastonbury headline rumour article was caused by myself, but it will please some folk around here...

Yeah that is just a speculative article, no real source apart from the gap in the tour dates.

[jparx]

33 minutes ago, maelzoid said:

http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/Glastonbury-Festival-2016-Radiohead-final-Pyramid/story-28924710-detail/story.html#ixzz42yP3tFg5

Not any substance, and their last Glastonbury headline rumour article was caused by myself, but it will please some folk around here...

We'll have less of the Bath Chronicle bashing please! A fine publication. When I lived in Bath I used to love reading about which cat had been found in what tree. 

[Rose-Colored Boy]

2 hours ago, zak14 said:

Just seen James Bay, Sigur Ros, Last Shadow Puppets and Catfish been announced for Bristol Summer Series this year which takes place Wed-Sat of Glastonbury. Does this make those acts more likely to play Glastonbury as they're in the area or no difference?

Jessie J was booked for this last year and Glasters still went nowhere near her. LSP and Catfish are probably pretty likely, Sigur Ros a lot less so, and I don't know where James Bay would play: he packed out the Pyramid last year so they probably wouldn't put him on the Other but he hasn't jumped to third on the Pyramid size since then either.

[shuttlep]

1 hour ago, eastynh said:

I will not lie to you mate, my accent is horrid. My accent is probably pretty similar to Caroline Aherne's, although she is from Wythenshawe and that is the far south of the City. We are all a product of out environment so there is not much I can do about it.

Can I add at this point that no one actually sounds like Liam Gallagher, apart from Liam Gallagher and Perry out of Kevin and Perry.

what you saying about wythenshawe?

 

I am from there and sound Nothing Like Caroline Ahern. although I must admit I had a speech therapist for many years who was a scouser.  So for my formative years I was often mistaken for Liverpudlian. Worst thing ever when growing up in Wythenshawe sounding scouse.

[Woffy]

14 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

It wouldn't be that much of a surprise if easty turned out to be an ex mistress of hooky at all!

Mrs Merton?!!!

[FuzzyDunlop]

1 hour ago, eastynh said:

I will not lie to you mate, my accent is horrid. My accent is probably pretty similar to Caroline Aherne's, although she is from Wythenshawe and that is the far south of the City. We are all a product of out environment so there is not much I can do about it.

Can I add at this point that no one actually sounds like Liam Gallagher, apart from Liam Gallagher and Perry out of Kevin and Perry.

Are you not from Failsworth  or Moston? Did I dream that?

North Manchester accent is pretty different to Wythenshawe.

I get alsorts. Despite living in the same town for all my life. Mine is a Lancashire and Manc hybrid. Some words sound a bit yorkshire too.

I say sturrs instead of stairs. Fo-wer instead of Four.

No one speaks like a Liam Gallagher. Even his brother.